"hmmm, tough call. in all seriousness though your moms opinion will matter more than newschoolers since she'll be buying it for you" -paptatoozil
"not to mention id rather beat off with a hair straightener than trade anything of moderate value for first drop" -D.Browns
"During the poor boyz movie im way better than you"
"When in trouble, tuck for double."
"BUTTER BALL!" -Hyphy Dad Filmer
"When I entered the world and took my first breath the doctor gave me a blunt and a 40 ounces of beer..." -EForty
"Yep - you sir just won the internet. Al Gore is on his way to deliver a Llama." -Mr.Bishop
When I was 10 I went to see the first pokemon movie (the one where you got the free ancient mew holographic card) for my friends birthday party. At the end I saw some retarded one footed owl and 50 other creatures. These were not pokemon, so I quit. So there's my reason, you don't know what you're talking about.
i saw that too, remember that short movie before, where pikachu and squirtle went on an adventure in the woods? and there were no english words, just 'pika pika' 'squirtle squirtle'etc. my mom was tripping out
newschool is a state of mind, not a style of skiing.
- hendrik. '05
Imagine if your dick was so long you could wear it as a belt. Ive always had this stupid thought that a girl would come up to rub it because it was such a nice belt. Then you would get a boner and it would whip out and slap her.Just a thought. -radtad
"i was so hungry i ate the Eucharist" -uncle.badness
take a shit in the shadow of the valley of death
"If this statement is not a homeless cardboard box man-orgy, then it is a shrimp." -Arabian.
"So fucking terrifying...thank god I've been stockpiling porn on my hard drive for years now Kinda like Noah's Ark but with porn" -TheQuailman
R.I.P CR Johnson 2/24/10
Height wise, Dumont would be a perfect match for Ellie.Rasta.
"Well, if Rimjobber were to insert dildos up your bum for every terrible thread that you have made, he would have shoved up so many that they would start to come up your trachea. But as they got closer to coming out your mouth, Rimjobber would have ran out. But when he went to the dildo store, they would be fresh out of dildos and he would have to remove one though you mouth and re insert it in your bum to continue the punishment, thus resembling a stack-able pencil." - JakeSmith