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Alright newschoolers, find me a summer toy

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MacNsteaze
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so my birthday was yesterday and i got some leftover bday money and i cant fully decide what to get so wanted to see what you guys would get, here are the rules

1. under $100
2. open to anything!

GO!!



ps.
rule 3. no fleshlights, got a hot gf and thats a lot better
Jun 21 2013 1:15AM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
A pony.
Jun 21 2013 1:17AM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
Well then. I guess you could ride that like a pony?
Jun 21 2013 1:17AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,240
throw 100 one dollar bills at your girlfriend.
Jun 21 2013 1:21AM
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Hatsnballs
Posts: 836 - Karma: 2,159
Jun 21 2013 1:25AM
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MacNsteaze
Posts: 366 - Karma: 310
hahaha fuck ya summer nsg! never lets me down, no dicks, pony is too expensive, how much would a cheap donkey be? no fleshlight, and if i threw 100 dollars on my girlfriend then i would have a girlfriend covered in 100 dollars with money still to be spent so no bueno!! step it up fuckers
Jun 21 2013 1:27AM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
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Snatch one. You wont.


Its like an expensive to maintain dog that ends up turing in to a person. I usually switch them in after 4 months.







lol jk get this

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Jun 21 2013 1:27AM
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colder152000
Posts: 589 - Karma: 1,176
slackline
Jun 21 2013 1:28AM
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colder152000
Posts: 589 - Karma: 1,176
or blow
Jun 21 2013 1:28AM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
used craigslist golf clubs
Jun 21 2013 1:40AM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
http://denver.craigslist.org/fuo/3864320352.html

if you live in the denver metro area

"This is a fun accessory of a Large Frog Butler Servant in Formal Attire carrying a Tray for you to place your cocktail. He is tall enough to use as an end table next to a chair or sofa. Some paint has worn off here and there. The tray is 14" diameter, and the frog is 34" tall. Text or call 72zero-402-4955. We also have many more items for sale! To see them all, simply put this "KwikPicker" in the search field and press Enter. "

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Jun 21 2013 2:14AM
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EvanMeyer
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To the kid who posted a freebord video those are like $350 idk what you mean along the lines of "toys" but you could buy a fingerboard lol or a real skateboard which is probably a better option
Jun 21 2013 2:35AM
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000000000000
Posts: 843 - Karma: 1,552
Pretty hard question

http://www.bing.com/shopping/rokk-delamar-2-person-hiking-tent/p/E7CDF218BB65EFE45003?q=back+packing+tent&lpmaxPrice=100&lpminPrice=40&lpp=2&lppc=16&lpq=back%2bpacking%2btent&FORM=CMSMEE

http://www.fontanasports.com/thermarest-original-z-lite-sleeping-pad-regular-31568

Camping stuff, most definitely. (Or a Cheap escort and booze)
Jun 21 2013 2:59AM
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HungryHypocrite
Posts: 765 - Karma: 939
http://www.amazon.ca/Adam-Eve-Luvanas-CyberSkin-Vibrating/dp/B00BIDCUOC/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1371213249&sr=8-3&keywords=dildo

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B002P4J2P8/?tag=047-20
Jun 21 2013 7:55AM
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SamMcChesney
Posts: 2905 - Karma: 2,198
SLACKLINE!
Jun 21 2013 7:57AM
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yelsel
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Jun 21 2013 8:18AM
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NotoriousT.S.E
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 439
Fishing rod
Jun 21 2013 11:15AM
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jasontheredhead
Posts: 955 - Karma: 243
bb or pellet gun
Jun 21 2013 4:27PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,349
would buy
Jun 21 2013 7:29PM
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edai
Posts: 4983 - Karma: 4,643
Get a sex doll
Jun 21 2013 7:36PM
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artfullydodged
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Jun 21 2013 7:37PM
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SamtheEagle
Posts: 1658 - Karma: 713
backpacking/ camping gear then go on a trip
Jun 21 2013 11:25PM
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gusestomp
Posts: 1377 - Karma: 746
Get a kendama, they are mad fun.


Jun 21 2013 11:53PM
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tcurle
Posts: 1248 - Karma: 5,199
Buy a bunch of jiberish stickers from the kids on here and sell them for $10 each and make even more money. Then a slack line.
Jun 22 2013 12:10AM
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nagger
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Jun 22 2013 12:35AM
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Flacko
Posts: 1495 - Karma: 788
dope dude
Jun 22 2013 12:45AM
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DeRizzo
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I think these are pretty cool. In fact I'm probably gonna get one. I just think its hilarious when they all cheer when someone does a cool Kendema trick hahaha. I mean like its balancing a ball on a cross thing. Anyway, wait till slacklines go on sale at the clymb and get one. They usually go for around $60 I think.
Jun 22 2013 12:49AM
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Plankton
Posts: 3226 - Karma: 6,840
buy one fourth of a pair of skis for winter
Jun 22 2013 12:54AM
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squibble
Posts: 4569 - Karma: 104
kendama
slackline
pellet gun if you have the space
drugs if you are responsible, you probably are if life sucks in the normal way
a session with a physiotherapist to make your body injury resistant
books if you are into reading
woodcarving set

Jun 22 2013 1:46AM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
Electric kendama! Where do you buy those at!.
Jun 22 2013 2:49AM
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Bart.Man
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,951
To everyone saying buy a slackline, I agree, they're sick. But don't waste your money on a gibbon brand one. Go to a hardware store and buy a long tow strap, they're pretty affordable. Next, go to your local climbing store and get 30 feet of webbing. Cut the webbing into two 15 foot pieces and create two loops out of the two seperate pieces. Use these to wrap around trees and hook the towline to the webbing and tension it. It's the exact same thing, only for about $35 instead of $60-100. And use the money you saved to buy a kendama. Win win.
Jun 22 2013 3:14AM
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Hammyslapwagon
Posts: 1261 - Karma: 1,409
that frog is full thug...would buy
Jun 22 2013 3:14AM
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Stose
Posts: 7109 - Karma: 4,123
Get a skateboard or longboard, get a basketball hoop, get a guitar, get a unicycle
Jun 22 2013 12:13PM
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GayWolf420
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Jun 22 2013 12:27PM
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humpty
Posts: 1189 - Karma: 3,150
you could find a mean bong for like 85 bucks
Jun 26 2013 9:44AM
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prosnurfer
Posts: 1842 - Karma: 83
build a laser! light your joints with it. no joke this is a fun hobby use a old dvd burner and get a driver for like 3 bucks. housing for around 60 including heatsinks and lenses. then you just need soldering equipment
Jun 26 2013 2:55PM
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Wizerd
Posts: 908 - Karma: 6,695
Just buy weed
Jun 26 2013 6:08PM
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JuliusJ
Posts: 3778 - Karma: 2,106
Gibbons slackline or an old film camera! Or both! Gibbons are like $60 i think and you can find an old camera for less than 50 with a 50mm 1.8ish lens on it
Jun 26 2013 6:41PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
yeah but buying film is gonna break the bank, unless you only buy the camera for its hip factor....
Jun 26 2013 7:15PM
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casey_cope
Posts: 675 - Karma: 3,398
slackines are so sick. if u want to get into all that tricklining shit buy a gibbon jibline but if u just want to walk on it buy one from like a hardware store or something.
Jun 26 2013 7:20PM
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JuliusJ
Posts: 3778 - Karma: 2,106
Ok easy solution, just buy the slackline.
Jun 26 2013 7:35PM
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T.CORC
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Jun 26 2013 7:40PM
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Shredsterr
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Jun 26 2013 7:55PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
Does the ruler come with?




But seriously, having it cashed into Canadian dollars and gaining 5 bucks is the smartest thing to do with it.
Jun 26 2013 9:01PM
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crendor
Posts: 39 - Karma: 24
bro get a good quality bong, you will have fun with that all summer long
Jun 26 2013 9:01PM
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SteezyMagee
Posts: 382 - Karma: 828
I was about to post this
Jun 26 2013 10:36PM
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Dingo69
Posts: 1330 - Karma: -171
Omg its real?
Jun 26 2013 11:32PM
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gr4
Posts: 1499 - Karma: 945
150 pbr's
Jun 27 2013 1:33AM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
a savings account?
Jun 27 2013 1:38AM
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HungryHypocrite
Posts: 765 - Karma: 939
is this like the common freeskier summer/freetime timewaster? or do they just lova saga so much?
Jun 28 2013 6:44AM
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