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OFFICIAL POWDER SKIER CALLOUT THREAD

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JerryBarnJibber
Posts: 31 - Karma: -1,543
Ok so iv'e been seeing all these powder skiing edits lately, and they are really starting to get to me. Like they get more credit for skiing down a fucking ungroomed hill? big woop. Skiing park comes with way more risks.... sliding down a metal pole is so much more ballsy, and not to mention falling on a booter is like landing on concrete in a way haha. So I think all you little powder skiers should grow a pair and move to the park where every skier should be! And I know all you guys will agree with me because that is what NS is for. PARK NOT POWDER

Jun 16 2013 5:56PM
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powderdrunkie
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Jun 17 2013 1:48PM
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ChrisSkisChronic
Posts: 1128 - Karma: 230
Sorry, i forgot to mention; fuck you OP.


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Jun 17 2013 1:49PM
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Surface_Skeeze
Posts: 27 - Karma: 21
oP Is FaG
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Jun 17 2013 1:56PM
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PimpMang
Posts: 4 - Karma: 13
Pow Pow
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Jun 17 2013 1:59PM
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cammo17
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Jun 17 2013 2:01PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18212 - Karma: 12,259
This thread gave me herpes.
Jun 17 2013 2:23PM
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KennyD
Posts: 264 - Karma: 537
please tell me again how sliding a metal pole is so much more ballsy than this. one wrong move on a rail is a bruised hip, one wrong move in pow is falling off of a cliff.
Jun 17 2013 3:16PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
Don't kid yourself, this thread has nothing to do with it ...
Jun 17 2013 3:24PM
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Noddard
Posts: 2649 - Karma: 3,821
Or not....
Jun 17 2013 3:51PM
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Caucasian_Asian
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 1,665
Being from Kicking Horse, pow is all I've got.
Jun 17 2013 3:52PM
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McLS
Posts: 1980 - Karma: 6,446
OP is either:
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Jun 17 2013 3:56PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18212 - Karma: 12,259
OH YOU.JPG
Jun 17 2013 4:01PM
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.Capn.
Posts: 1454 - Karma: 152
Y u so dummmm tho?
Jun 17 2013 4:02PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,347
for you op



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Jun 17 2013 4:13PM
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SirBooley
Posts: 768 - Karma: 353
one time i used a whole bottle of lotion and got my fist in my ass
Jun 17 2013 4:13PM
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Brenone
Posts: 4944 - Karma: 296
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Jun 17 2013 4:27PM
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ThaLorax
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Jun 17 2013 4:47PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
I don't know what's funnier, the fact that this kid is trolling so obviously, or that a majority of you couldn't tell.
Jun 17 2013 5:23PM
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Lachie.
Posts: 356 - Karma: 1,550
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Jun 17 2013 9:48PM
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Lachie.
Posts: 356 - Karma: 1,550
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Jun 17 2013 9:50PM
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QuantumMechanic
Posts: 1029 - Karma: 891
Proud to say these are me :)
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Fak u oh pee
Jun 17 2013 9:56PM
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Auzy
Posts: 569 - Karma: 1,827
I agree
Jun 17 2013 10:58PM
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GIF
Posts: 468 - Karma: 1,279
people who were banned from this thread:
sirfancybacon

people who werent banned:
op
Jun 17 2013 11:00PM
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Noddard
Posts: 2649 - Karma: 3,821
First on is dope!
Jun 17 2013 11:47PM
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Benson.
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Jun 18 2013 12:24AM
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Benson.
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Jun 18 2013 12:25AM
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Benson.
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Jun 18 2013 12:26AM
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QuantumMechanic
Posts: 1029 - Karma: 891
*insert elvis voice here*
Thank you, thank you very much
Jun 18 2013 2:30AM
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Brule.
Posts: 3849 - Karma: 5,665
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Jun 18 2013 4:54PM
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ElMexicano
Posts: 639 - Karma: 400
dumbass troll posts stupid thread
gets called out as troll
is on the internet in 2013; pretends to not know what a troll is

obvious troll is obvious.
Jun 18 2013 6:45PM
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Brule.
Posts: 3849 - Karma: 5,665
This represents OP: He's has advanced stupidity.

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Jun 18 2013 8:50PM
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Tamas
Posts: 550 - Karma: 842
So much truth. i mean Whiteface (should of been in that list too) received 3 feet of snow at the end of May for Fucksakes, along with a few other mountains mentioned above.
Jun 18 2013 9:18PM
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Brule.
Posts: 3849 - Karma: 5,665
The problem is that the snow showed up way after closing day at Whiteface and the snow was only on the summit, sadly.
Jun 19 2013 11:31AM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
Quoting for emphasis. Hahahahahahah glen.
Jun 19 2013 11:42AM
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j.saaaarela
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Jun 19 2013 1:46PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Agreed.

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love this one of SFBv4.20 charging
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Jun 19 2013 1:51PM
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snomaster
Posts: 3338 - Karma: 5,686
why is this NSG?
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Jun 19 2013 1:52PM
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SFBv420.0
Posts: 2539 - Karma: 3,124

Because ski gabbers =gabbering about other peoples skiing  and the powers that be aim to keep it that way

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Jun 20 2013 8:11AM
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Brule.
Posts: 3849 - Karma: 5,665
Any way to change this from a NSG thread to a Ski Gabber thread? Oh yeah, this is what I look forward to OP whenever there is powder at my home mountain. Who wouldn't turn this down?
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Jun 21 2013 10:24AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Op would. He's too thug for the top 3/4 of the hill.
Jun 21 2013 10:29AM
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errrka
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Jun 21 2013 10:31AM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,347
heh
Jun 22 2013 10:08PM
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Brule.
Posts: 3849 - Karma: 5,665
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Jun 23 2013 1:22AM
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DaneKirk
Posts: 366 - Karma: 2,054
hahaha
Jun 27 2013 2:12AM
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Brule.
Posts: 3849 - Karma: 5,665
I'm surprised skiierman hasn't commented in this thread.
Jun 29 2013 12:28AM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,167
OP is clearly a ski blader.
Jun 29 2013 12:40AM
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Garrettchall
Posts: 51 - Karma: 52
Op is such a dumbass... I want to punch him in the ovaries, because his bitch is showing. Park can get sketchy at times, I will give you that. But they just can't be compared, they are totally different. So next time you make a thread don't be fucktard.
Jun 29 2013 3:15AM
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louie.mirags
Posts: 6015 - Karma: 5,028
this made me LOL
Jun 29 2013 2:18PM
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egg.
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 3,477
Op is the dumbest piece of shit on the planet
Jun 29 2013 2:26PM
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Mama.
Posts: 3066 - Karma: 2,605
For some reason this is the only thing that comes to mind other than how utterly dumb this thread is.
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