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Swallowing a Cap

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SOSA69
Posts: 265 - Karma: 185
Yesterday I swallowed a water bottle cap, on my birthday. This morning I tried to eat but I puked it up so now I'm having surgery to get the cap out. Have any of you ever had this happen to?
Jun 13 2013 11:38AM
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KingGeedorah
Posts: 890 - Karma: 1,576
All the time. After five surgeries you'd figure I'd learn to stop eating caps. But, they just taste so good.
Jun 13 2013 11:39AM
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SOSA69
Posts: 265 - Karma: 185
Dude that's hilarious
Jun 13 2013 11:41AM
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BoogieWoman
Posts: 408 - Karma: 664
Seriously? Dude, how'd you swallow a water bottle cap? Seriously? Why was it in your mouth? I'm not hating, just super curious. Also, good luck with the surgery!
Jun 13 2013 11:42AM
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Stickity
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op is a brilliant man worthy of our adoration
Jun 13 2013 12:03PM
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
Sounds like you had a fun evening!
Jun 13 2013 12:11PM
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mowglii
Posts: 545 - Karma: 339
I once swallowed an ice cube and started choking. Then it melted and I lived
Jun 13 2013 12:13PM
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SOSA69
Posts: 265 - Karma: 185
I was chewing on it then it got stuck and I could take it out so I swallowed it plus I have chest surgery tomorrow, so I have two surgeries in two day
Jun 13 2013 1:01PM
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HungryHypocrite
Posts: 765 - Karma: 939
well its an achievement, right? good luck.
Jun 13 2013 1:04PM
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DrewPeacock
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 1,763
so would you say your a swallower?
Jun 13 2013 1:06PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 917
Or an idiot.
Jun 13 2013 1:56PM
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whoa-dere
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poop it out
Jun 13 2013 1:57PM
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Spinoza
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You are literally the first person to ever swallow a water bottle cap in history. Congratulations
Jun 13 2013 2:00PM
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salomon097
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i swallowed some nice california gold caps once. what a trip man
Jun 13 2013 2:30PM
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90053
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they usually group surgeries together anyway i'm pretty sure
Jun 13 2013 2:32PM
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Dingo69
Posts: 1330 - Karma: -171
Boomers shyeah
Jun 13 2013 6:53PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9210 - Karma: 5,357
wait, so you mean you puked up your foor, but not the cap right? I don't even understand how you could keep a cap down, it's all sharp and solid and such.
Jun 13 2013 8:16PM
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