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What will you do when you have your midlife crisis?
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Everybody has one. Usually people have them in their 50s or 60s but sometimes they happen to people in their 40s. It happens when you realize that you are already through the better part of your life and you realize that you are getting old and soon youre going to have trouble peeing and holding it etc. What will you do? Buy a motorcycle? A porsche? A sailboat? I think the best way to handle it is to just accept aging, and get used to things going wrong on your body. Weirdly, i feel like i already had my midlife crisis when i was in college. It seems weird but im pretty sure i already had mine. So personally i look forward to aging. I feel like a fine wine or tequila that just gets better with age. Thoughts?
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Ill probably buy lots of coke and a yacht. Bitches love coke and yachts.
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I'll buy lots of stuff and hopefully go on some epic skiing trip.
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I will get a younger and fitter bird of course.
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cocaine. lots and lots of cocaine.
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What is this cocaine business? God knows old people are horny enough already. Serially
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Great idea to ask 12 year-olds what they think they're gonna do when they're 50...
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Buy a Harley if you have a large penis. If you have a small penis, you should probably go with the Porsche.
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I dont fear old age. Its when my mind will go, my time will come
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i'll probably smoke weed and forget what i'm concerned about
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Since midlife crises are usually expensive affairs... probably buy an OME suspension
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just start peeing on people left and right and blowing mountains of cocaine. autograph a whole buncha boobs while i'm at it. shit why wait till i'm older? i'm just gonna start doing it now
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I'm actually starting to wonder why people think there are so many 12 year-olds on NS. It seems to me that majority of the people on here are over 17.
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KILL MYSELF FUCKING KILL MY SELF
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