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scofield
Posts: 7973 - Karma: 2,466
everyone get your sporks out of your Online Alien bunker cause we need to use them against bhill now



-Bon Bons
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'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake
'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs
Nov 21 2004 4:56PM
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Scoot
Posts: 641 - Karma: 10
gay


Small, simple, safe price. Rise the wake and carry me with all of my regrets. This is not a small cut that scabs and dries and flakes and heals. And I am not afraid to die. I\'m not afraid to bleed and fuck and fight. I want the pain of payment. What\'s left but a section of pigmy-sized cuts. Much like a slew of a thousand unwanted fucks. Would you be my little cut? Would you be my thousand fucks? And make mark leaving space for the guilt to be liquid. To fill and spill over and under my thoughts. My sad, sorry, selfish craft of the cutter. I\'m cutting trying to picture your black broken heart. Love is not like anything, especially a fucking knife!
- Bert McCracken
Nov 21 2004 4:57PM
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cobalt
Posts: 1913 - Karma: 12
agreed. i have one in each hand.

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Nov 21 2004 4:57PM
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dg101
Posts: 3216 - Karma: 10
yea, looks like another aftershock of last nights spamming
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Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
Nov 21 2004 4:57PM
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hellmut
Posts: 1460 - Karma: 29
i dont think he will be back here for a while
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Nov 21 2004 4:57PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
im scared...



mhmmmm
Nov 21 2004 5:46PM
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scofield
Posts: 7973 - Karma: 2,466
^dont worry, i have a box of grade a plastic sporks.. i got your back



-Bon Bons
**Stept Productions**
Enom Headwear.

'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake
'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs
Nov 21 2004 6:02PM
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dg101
Posts: 3216 - Karma: 10
i just recieved my special issue 5 barrel spork launcher, we are safe
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Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
Nov 21 2004 6:08PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
HAHA RED











holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL



I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....
Nov 21 2004 6:16PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
*chshsk* DANSA repoting in! Protocal '10 dash 42 A' has taken effect. All possible exits around the bunker have been sealed off and the newbies have been contained in the holding cell, over. *chsskck*



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Nov 21 2004 6:30PM
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dg101
Posts: 3216 - Karma: 10
chh. roger dansa, this is dg reporting in. it appears the newbies are forming an angry mob with their unexperienced minds. Call in backup i repeat call in backup! we need the ns army ovvver. chhh
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'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
Nov 21 2004 7:03PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
*chheck* DANSA now contacting NS Army... Information confirmed. NS Army arriving t-minus 4 minutes for crowd control. *chesseck*



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Nov 21 2004 7:06PM
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dg101
Posts: 3216 - Karma: 10
chhhk roger that dansa, now recruiting security for temporary control. We have quite a problem, the crowd appears very rowdy. Civillians with a post count below 50 posts have been eliminated, over. chhk
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Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
Nov 21 2004 7:16PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
*chessck* Keep up the good work, back up is on it's way. Moving to sector '4-6 b9' over. *checshhk*



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Nov 21 2004 7:19PM
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dg101
Posts: 3216 - Karma: 10
chhk roger, ns army on scene t-minus 1803 hours. Newb croud neutralized, army back in service. Now returning to base, over and out. chhk
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Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
Nov 21 2004 7:30PM
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dg101
Posts: 3216 - Karma: 10
chhk roger, ns army on scene t-minus 1803 hours. Newb croud neutralized, army back in service. Now returning to base, over and out. chhk
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Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
Nov 21 2004 7:31PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
*ccshk* this is sdg, requesting new undergarments... sorry guys... *ccschk*



mhmmmm
Nov 22 2004 9:36PM
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scofield
Posts: 7973 - Karma: 2,466
chchslkjicslkaj*** alsduciapiosjdf poopy chhchhhsk



-Bon Bons
**Stept Productions**
Enom Headwear.

'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake
'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs
Nov 22 2004 9:40PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
*sschck* Damnit man! We just had a crisis! Keep the line clear of your personal needs! Confirming the actions of the NS Army. Over and out. *shhceck*



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Nov 22 2004 9:49PM
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guddgulf17
Posts: 3037 - Karma: 10
'its not like we are in a control tower in outer space saying' earth to matilda, earth to matilda'- (or someting like that)-derek zoolander
newschoolers.com: safe, clean fun for the entire family



im backing the log jibs
Nov 22 2004 9:55PM
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dg101
Posts: 3216 - Karma: 10
chhsk, initiating spork turrets! neutralizing alien threat. The spork-enter-prise is now disengaging from base, dispach on radio 1. over and out chhsk.
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Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
Nov 22 2004 11:59PM
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Posts: 59 - Karma: 10
shit,you guys are prepared
Nov 23 2004 2:16PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
csshsk this is corporal Atlantaski coming from the NS FORSCOM immeadiate threat center at Mammoth Mtn, we are issuing an ELEVATED ALERT due to recent events, advising all troops to keep sporks on standby until retalitory attack against Freeskiing.com has commenced

OVER

KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BOY

The Michael Jordan, the Babe Ruth, The Wayne Gretzky of Newschoolers.com idiots needs no introduction.... but here\\\'s one anyways. John Andrew Steward, a rich kid from Georgia, will not hesitate for a moment to tell you exactly what he\\\'s thinking (and I use that term loosely). His over 2000 posts make him one of the most prolific retards on our list, and he\\\'s become something of a legend on this website, representing the ever-growing intellectually devoid section of the membership here at NS.com. In fact, when the Golden Wheelchair award was first conceived, there was some talk of naming it after him, as a dedication. Also among his qualifications are his being named so often to Crystal-Needs-A-Park\\\'s honorary hall of fame for stupid posts, that the proprietor was forced to abandon the project: Atlantaski simply flooded it too quickly. Further, he had more entries into the original Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts than any other member of Newschoolers.com. Though he went into temporary retirement a few months ago, he has recently returned with a vengeance and, far from missing a beat, has stepped his stupidity up to new heights, recently capturing a GW award for mocking Trevor Peterson. He is fully deserving of his place near the top of this list
Nov 23 2004 2:20PM
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scofield
Posts: 7973 - Karma: 2,466
commencing little children is fun



-Bon Bons
**Stept Productions**
Enom Headwear.

'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake
'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs
Nov 23 2004 2:23PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
*chhk* we're bringing in a resupply convoy carrying sporks to mammoth in case of future attack. please be advised we needd support in case of NS alien atttack, requesting attack helicopters sir *chhk*
-joe

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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if you didn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'



P.O.S.E.R.S CREW

Rollers of NS unite!!!

603 for life

I'm conservative, just so you all know.



Member Number: 5172



Golden Wheel Chair Award 2004-09-21



THIS HTML IS SO HOT RIGHT NOW!!!
Nov 23 2004 2:26PM
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hendrik.
Posts: 6715 - Karma: 267
are any of you actually a part of the NS Army? cuz i am...
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switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn

i swear to drunk im not god.



1st member to call NS Radio contest, and first to fail miserably.
Nov 23 2004 2:28PM
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Posts: 59 - Karma: 10
*chhk*sphincter*chhk*
Nov 23 2004 2:30PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
yeah, i am
-joe

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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if you didn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'



P.O.S.E.R.S CREW

Rollers of NS unite!!!

603 for life

I'm conservative, just so you all know.



Member Number: 5172



Golden Wheel Chair Award 2004-09-21



THIS HTML IS SO HOT RIGHT NOW!!!
Nov 23 2004 2:30PM
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dg101
Posts: 3216 - Karma: 10
haha we did a science test today and one of the questions was what connects the stomach to the small intestine a. cardiac sphincter, b. pyloric sphincter or c. anal sphincter. funny u said that. we were laughing about that shit all day, then my buddy asked some chick if he can bang her sphincter
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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
Nov 23 2004 5:12PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
*ccsssk* assesing updates of all NS army units, what is your status?

As of 1400hrs we have no reported hostile activites. Ns ARMY UNITS operating in the West coast excluding the Mammoth Command center have leave for Pow skiing. All Units are to remain on Standby for retalitory attacks.
over *cshkkks*

KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BOY

The Michael Jordan, the Babe Ruth, The Wayne Gretzky of Newschoolers.com idiots needs no introduction.... but here\\\'s one anyways. John Andrew Steward, a rich kid from Georgia, will not hesitate for a moment to tell you exactly what he\\\'s thinking (and I use that term loosely). His over 2000 posts make him one of the most prolific retards on our list, and he\\\'s become something of a legend on this website, representing the ever-growing intellectually devoid section of the membership here at NS.com. In fact, when the Golden Wheelchair award was first conceived, there was some talk of naming it after him, as a dedication. Also among his qualifications are his being named so often to Crystal-Needs-A-Park\\\'s honorary hall of fame for stupid posts, that the proprietor was forced to abandon the project: Atlantaski simply flooded it too quickly. Further, he had more entries into the original Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts than any other member of Newschoolers.com. Though he went into temporary retirement a few months ago, he has recently returned with a vengeance and, far from missing a beat, has stepped his stupidity up to new heights, recently capturing a GW award for mocking Trevor Peterson. He is fully deserving of his place near the top of this list
Nov 24 2004 12:41PM
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hendrik.
Posts: 6715 - Karma: 267
stfu atlantaski.
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switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn

i swear to drunk im not god.



1st member to call NS Radio contest, and first to fail miserably.
Nov 24 2004 3:24PM
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lipen69
Posts: 2301 - Karma: 16
^^^^ tee hee hee
(tom)

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Stay Black Nigga
Nov 24 2004 3:55PM
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dg101
Posts: 3216 - Karma: 10
cssk, this is leutenant dg reporting, requesting permission to dispatch the ns gay croud to pound tweaks ass, over cssk
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Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
Nov 24 2004 5:31PM
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dg101
Posts: 3216 - Karma: 10
cssk, this is leutenant dg reporting, requesting permission to dispatch the ns gay croud to pound tweaks ass, over cssk
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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
Nov 24 2004 5:32PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
*shheck* It's alright with us, but please keep the anal ravaging to a minimal, we don't need anymore problems at this time. Over. *shhehshck*



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Nov 24 2004 6:17PM
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dg101
Posts: 3216 - Karma: 10
cssk, roger, ill inform the anal banging unit immediately, cssk
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Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
Nov 24 2004 8:17PM
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