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Doing a "Britney"

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J-rok
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Some kid is trying to argue with me about this trick...
So i thought this would shut him up, comment if you agree

Britney = Front Swap, Pretz 2 Out
*He's trying to say its Blind swap continuing 2

(Im going to feel really stupid if he's right but i'm like 98% sure he isn't)
12 years ago
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eheath
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I think some people refer to a Britney as a blind swap continuing 2 out, opposite of a kfed. I think its a stupid name though.
12 years ago
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Ski_Alot
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you soiled it already dude...Click for larger image
12 years ago
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WPoch
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gotta love the spongebob gifs
12 years ago
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J-rok
Posts: 1193 - Karma: 1,221
Ya i agree... I had just always heard of it the other way, but it makes more sence that its the opposite of a k-fed
12 years ago
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DaffyDaDak
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i can hear it continuously in my head..
12 years ago
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Algebra
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NIGGA BLIND SWAP BLIND 2 IS A RAY CHARLES YAA DIGGG?
12 years ago
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ohboy
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Opposite of K-Fed, blind swap continuing 2.

Kevin Federline, Britney Spears
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ForeverYung
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Front swap front 2 out is an Ellen D, because of all the scissoring
12 years ago
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Stope.Neeze
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haha britney is back swap front two out
12 years ago
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DeRizzo
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Honestly though, who cares what tricks are called. As long as they look sweet, I'm good.
12 years ago
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stupendous-man
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So you can socialize with other hoodlum skiers if the park whilst using the correct slang terms.
12 years ago
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gusestomp
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My icon >>>>>
12 years ago
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SkiBum.
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When did jibbers start calling tricks retarded names?
12 years ago
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CrotchKiller
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when they realized it's easier to brag about all the tricks you can do on flat boxes if you have short names for all of them.
12 years ago
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illewminati
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my god this is the most truthful statement ever uttered on ns 10/10 to you
12 years ago
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.squirrely.
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commence feeling stupid
12 years ago
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keimel
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dude blind swap blind 2 is what is refered to as a: Ray-fed, Ray Charles and my favorite hellen keller
12 years ago
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SnowMiser
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12 years ago
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L.G.P.
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britney= back swap continuing 2
12 years ago
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One.2
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holy shit this is so genius 10/10
12 years ago
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Tamas
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this made me lol.
12 years ago
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Steamboiz
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you're right he's talking about a ray fed
12 years ago
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Daski
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Kfed- front swap, blind 2 out
Britney- blind swap, front 2 out
Ellen D- Front swap, front 2 out
Ray Charles- Blind swap, blind 2 out
12 years ago
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3rik
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Oh are you guys talking about the town in france?

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#BritneyThread
#BrittanyThread
12 years ago
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Toaster-Tony
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Haha I fucking love the names of ski tricks.

I think Ellen D and Ray Charles are goddamn hilarious, but how did k-fed's originate?

Am I missing a joke here?
12 years ago
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orangepeelz
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the guy who invented it, his name had something to do with k-fed

12 years ago
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GeorgiaJibber
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Ya ur right on the britany, and the blind swap continuing 2 is a ray chareles because you are techically bring through the whole trick
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Mr.Gaga
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1) Give tricks easy technical names
2) Give tricks retarded names (k-fed, kangoroo flip, britanny, ellen fed, etc)
3) ???
4) Yeah I don't even know
5) Profit
12 years ago
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SIMPLE.
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Finally someone knows their shit. I've never heard a front swap front 2 be called a Kfed and I've competed all across western canada.
12 years ago
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BigScaryLarry
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ok so here's how i know things
k-fed: front swap continuous 270. named after Kevin federloin (spelling?) after he and brittany spears broke up because he went from 180lbs to 270lbs
brittany: blind swap to continuous 270. same reason as k fed
helen keller: blind swap to blind 270. named because of the double blind and not being able to spot your landing
ellen d: front swap pretzel 270. because of all the scissoring
12 years ago
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J.D.
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Why can't you just call the tricks what they are instead of coming up with stupid names?
12 years ago
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danbrown
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no
12 years ago
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Toaster-Tony
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Thank you sir
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fredyferl
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Tyler Barnes invented the word KFed, and the following is written on his page on the Line's website:

I INVENTED THE TERM "K-FED" (A FS SW UP 270 OUT). PRESEASON '07 THE 4BI9 FRIENDS & I WERE HITTING RAILS. KEVIN FEDERLINE WAS HOT IN POP CULTURE. I RANDOMLY CORRELATED THE TWO. MY GROUP OF FRIENDS SAY STRANGE THINGS ALL THE TIME, THIS ONE JUST HAPPENED TO SPREAD. PEOPLE FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD SAY IT; IT'S EVEN BEEN IN FREESKIER MAG.

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SteveStepp
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Yup Barnes is the K fed creator. Which is why every other name (britney, ray charles?) are so lame

K
12 years ago
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CaptainObvious.
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I feel like I've wasted a lot of my life on NS.
12 years ago
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walterson
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this dude
12 years ago
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Shredsterr
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I think Britney is blind swap continuing 2, he's wrong but you might be wrong too, not sure.
12 years ago
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Da-Bull
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britney is a back swap, continuing front 2 out...
12 years ago
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appa
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i heard k-fed first of all these names and i just thought it was because you look like you're dancing on the rail... britney bitch is the opposite of k-fed since they broke up... ellen d and ray charles are new to me now but oooooh so clever.
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Ankilla
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I've heard ray-charles (blind swap 2 out) ...ray charles and trick both blind if you didn't notice
12 years ago
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One.2
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Some quality quality funny shit
12 years ago
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ZAHNER
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since when the fuck does front to front = brittney??? bahahaha its back swap continuing 2
12 years ago
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wutangforever
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blind swap blind 2 is a helen keller
12 years ago
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Toaster-Tony
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Too many syllables. Ray Charles sounds better
12 years ago
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Emma_Watson
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ELLEN D WHATUP
12 years ago
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Daski
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Really, I wonder if Ray Charles' being blind has anything to do with the trick.

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Daski
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Really, I wonder if Ray Charles' being bling has anything to do with the trick being called Ray Charles.
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