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Why He Doesn't Want to Eat Octopus

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chicken
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Jun 1 2013 3:18PM
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Jewschoolers
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your username makes this fucking hilarious
Jun 1 2013 3:25PM
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pmw
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kids a pussy
Jun 1 2013 3:31PM
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Film.
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kids on some next level shit.
Jun 1 2013 3:37PM
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spliff.Life
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reincarnated Buddha right there
Jun 1 2013 3:50PM
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_____alfredo____
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philosophy
Jun 1 2013 3:53PM
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yuck
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it would be hilarious if someone just made up the subtitles so the video would be all "touching"
Jun 1 2013 6:37PM
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Miomo
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He's actually asking where Marsland is.
Jun 1 2013 6:42PM
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Dingo69
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That was just silly
Jun 2 2013 12:01AM
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chicken
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I thought that for awhile. no one seems to have commented on it though...
Jun 2 2013 12:47AM
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Mr.Mitten
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Can we get Nick Keefer in here to analyze this?
Jun 2 2013 9:44AM
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GrabsForFun
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The coments on that video is a vegi shit show lol
Jun 2 2013 10:19AM
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Campeador
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It's comforting to know that you are too much of a pussy to ever know the pure bliss that is well-prepared octopus.


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Jun 2 2013 12:51PM
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chicken
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Not sure if you are talking about him or me. Either way I have no idea why that comforts you? But if you were talking about me then of course I know what octopus tastes like.
Jun 2 2013 5:09PM
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lineskier10
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i was gonna say the exact same thing, bandolero is half retarded anyways though so i wouldnt expect to understand what he means
Jun 2 2013 5:18PM
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Spinoza
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what a stupid post lol.
yeah octopus is tasty, just your assumptions are stupid
Jun 2 2013 5:19PM
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Jane6
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this is so sweet. Really hope it isnt fake (with the subtitles), what language are they speaking anyway, Portuguese?
Jun 2 2013 6:03PM
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chicken
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i'm not sure but apparantly this is all translated well except for the last line he says. He doesn't say "I am doing something beautiful"
Jun 2 2013 7:06PM
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Campeador
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Says the guy with grade-school level writing ability. If you're going to insult someone, at least pretend you're not using Facebook chat.

It's not unreasonable to assume that "chicken" has never tried octopus outside of a sushi restaurant, I don't think this really counts. Properly prepared octopus is found primarily in Spain, done Galician style, and its preparation is a true art. Unless you've been to a restaurant in Spain or Portugal where the chef has experience in preparing octopus, then you haven't got a clue what it's supposed to taste like.

Now that he's a self-righteous vegan pussy, it's nice to know that he'll never enjoy one of my favorite plates.





Jun 2 2013 7:24PM
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Campeador
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The language is Portuguese.
Jun 2 2013 7:32PM
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Spinoza
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Good because that last line was super cheesy
Jun 2 2013 7:39PM
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