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Party crashing - Help needed

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7springsprod
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So a particular someone that has done me wrong is having a party this weekend. Itll be an outdoors bonfire type of thing for "the end of school year". Now I dont want to do something that will get me in trouble with the cops, but I would like there to be a nice dose of take that bitch. Anybody have any ideas?
May 28 2013 8:51PM
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RimJobber
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Throw explosive shit in the fire. The bigger the better. Like sneak in the night before, bury a full propane tank underneath the fire pit, and wait.
May 28 2013 8:52PM
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.MintBerryCrunch
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rufilin
May 28 2013 8:54PM
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alex=
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During the party slit the guys tires
May 28 2013 8:55PM
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.frenchy
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Hahahahahhahaha lost.

Just get trolly shit to put in fire, firecrackers, etc.
May 28 2013 8:56PM
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Logey.
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Ipecac In the drinks. Masses of puke everywhere. Everyone blames host. He will have to make a mass apology not even knowing what happened. Genius
May 28 2013 8:58PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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I think you were looking for Rohypnol.
May 28 2013 8:58PM
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prunejuice9000+
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Slit tires for sure
May 28 2013 9:00PM
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MothaHucker
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throw the kids dog into the fire
May 28 2013 9:00PM
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eheath
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Roll up, roofie the douchbag, bang his girlfriend?


Or just bring fireworks.
May 28 2013 9:01PM
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illewminati
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*throw the kids into the fire. there was no need for dog in that sentence
May 28 2013 9:02PM
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t-roy
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take the knobs off the kitchen stove and hide them.

pretty harmless but very annoying.
May 28 2013 9:05PM
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.MintBerryCrunch
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I think you were looking for Flunitrazepam.
May 28 2013 9:10PM
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7springsprod
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Im thinking about just throwing around 50+ of those smoke ball things into the fire. Decent? Or too subtle?
May 28 2013 9:17PM
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Naptown
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American Pie : Band Camp
May 28 2013 9:20PM
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thenightman
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haha this

or sneak into where they are keeping all of the food and put a ridiculous amount of mayonnaise of everything

pretty harmless, but no one likes that much mayonnaise.
May 28 2013 9:21PM
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Toaster-Tony
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This.

Or anonymously invite a ton of people and make it a rager without anyone knowing.

Also, explosives in the fire.
May 28 2013 9:25PM
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MothaHucker
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do you seriously value the life of an animal above that of multiple human beings?

you disgust me.
May 28 2013 9:26PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Throw floo powder into the fire and push host in. Who knows, maybe he'll turn up in nocturn alley.
May 28 2013 9:30PM
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RimJobber
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Laughed harder than I should have at this
May 28 2013 9:31PM
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Sophistication.
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*Diagon Alley*
May 28 2013 9:34PM
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Lifestyles
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just create massive invite + post party details on cl and twitter. it'll get rolled for sure.
May 28 2013 9:36PM
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yuck
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put something on the fire that will make ridiculous amounts of smoke so that nobody will want to be anywhere near it.


OR

somehow sabotage the wood supply so that nothing will burn. that would make an outdoor bonfire party suck. cuz theres no bonfire
May 28 2013 9:46PM
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Miomo
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Nah. He meant aspirin.
May 28 2013 9:47PM
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gotti
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Throw flashbangs and grenades and shoot down people with a minigun. That would be so funny.
May 28 2013 10:10PM
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whoa-dere
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laxatives! take it yourself and get your friends to take it too, then go to the party and shit in closets and pillows and stuff
May 28 2013 10:17PM
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7springsprod
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah that just got better and better the more you read it.
May 28 2013 10:19PM
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coolflash8
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plant drugs and call the cops
May 28 2013 10:20PM
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whoa-dere
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#shitsquad
May 28 2013 10:20PM
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Peter.
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soak the wood the night before so it can't light on fire


or do the fireworks plan
May 28 2013 10:26PM
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aKIZZLE
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call the fire department and dump a ton of beer on them to get caught with
May 28 2013 10:31PM
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KingGeedorah
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This is one of the best posts this month.
May 28 2013 10:37PM
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ChucklesNorman.
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Amateur.

DIAGON
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KNOCKTURN
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May 28 2013 10:44PM
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PeppermillReno
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Get some ketamine or powdered heroin. Chop him up a monster rail and tell him its cocaine. Act oblivious when he is more fucked up than he has ever been before and tell everyone he just can't handle his yayo!
May 28 2013 10:45PM
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CashmereCat
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Piss everywhere. The fire. The kid. The kids mom. The fridge.
May 28 2013 10:54PM
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Nieds
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Upper Decker his toilet and use his living room rug as toilet paper.
May 28 2013 11:22PM
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Shredsterr
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Alright let's get a mixture of the best ideas going to put in place the evilest of evil yet harmful pranks.

Put firecrackers in the fire. They explode, everybody's confused and stunned. Take the opportunity to slip away and pour ipecac into whatever you can. If somebody's stupid enough to drink from the punch, they deserve what's coming. Go inside and shit everywhere. Shit in the oven, turn it on, and take the knobs off. Hot baked shit smell emanating through one's house should increase the effect of the ipecac.

Party=crashed.
May 29 2013 12:02AM
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Kirsakid
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Post it on craigslist and cause a massive rager and/or acquire firehose and use it
May 29 2013 12:08AM
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CHORIZO
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Pee on them
May 29 2013 1:28AM
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DGski
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Call the police
Simple yet elegant
May 29 2013 1:33PM
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Algebra
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Buy him a keg of odoules

See how drunk he acts. Then make fun cause its non alcoholic
May 29 2013 1:50PM
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GayWolf420
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Something that doesn't directly involve breaking shit or whatever/ stealing shit. It's a great way to not ever get invited anywhere.

But an upper decker in the parents master bathroom (assuming they have one).
May 29 2013 1:54PM
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Big_Spence
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both of these are great.

get some sort of sasquatch-esq costume and attempt a scare tactics like prank?
May 29 2013 1:57PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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Plant drugs in his bag. Then anonymously call his parents and tell them that you saw him buy drugs for his party and they're in his backpack.
May 29 2013 2:07PM
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zakaroo
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invite some hoodrats and HIT LICKS
May 29 2013 2:17PM
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HWW
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threads.
May 29 2013 2:57PM
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DeSANTIS
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Get some friends and paintball guns. Spread out in the woods and yard surrounding the party goers and then start shooting.


Then run
May 29 2013 5:21PM
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BigScaryLarry
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hmmmm i would say you and your friends take laxatives and shit all over the bonfire then dous it in kerosene so that when the kid comes to light it it reeks of shit and wont go out
May 29 2013 7:10PM
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Steve-Brown
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May 30 2013 1:06AM
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TheClap.
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Be a bigger man and not do anything, only bitches would do sutten like that. Get over it
May 30 2013 1:12AM
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daannnnieel
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laxitave him. Or drug him. A hit of m or maybe a half tab of l would be hilarious.
May 30 2013 2:18AM
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