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How long should i last in my first kill

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Blindsurfer
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think im putting it in this weekend any tips
May 28 2013 11:04AM
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Blindsurfer
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you. real original name by the way
May 28 2013 7:53PM
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prunejuice9000+
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thanks bmos
May 28 2013 8:05PM
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BigScaryLarry
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lol because hes kinda black
May 28 2013 8:31PM
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Blindsurfer
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what does that mean
May 28 2013 8:32PM
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cbj
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My first time I didn't even finish. Too nervous and my bro came upstairs. But yeah, second time (which was the day after) I lasted all of like 5 minutes. Don't worry. Just do a lot of foreplay, destroy her life with your fingers, then stick it in and go to town for the two and a half minutes you will last... When you are about to unload, blast her in the face, put up your arms and yell:

I AM THE MASTER COMMANDER

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May 28 2013 8:44PM
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Balbertt
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Well I friend requested your "wife"
May 28 2013 8:48PM
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Logey.
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Go until you have to blow, pull out, jizz discretely, put back in. Yay yay
May 28 2013 8:54PM
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prunejuice9000+
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DO A FAVOR AND FUCKING KILL YOURSELF R LEWIS WOULD BE DISGRACED BY YOUR UNKNOWING OF BLACK MAN ON SKIS THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM...ALSO BY FUCKING THE FAT UGLY GIRL AT YOUR SCHOOL THAT DOESNT MAKE YOU COOL AT ALL JUST GO DIE PLEASE
May 28 2013 8:58PM
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Balbertt
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This is why I love summer ns
May 28 2013 9:08PM
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Dingo69
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With a condom i have no trouble lasting as long as needed but without one i always seem to blow early. Sucks
May 28 2013 9:12PM
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Blindsurfer
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explain
May 28 2013 11:25PM
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sniper_6
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Know how I know OP is a virgin?
May 28 2013 11:54PM
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Blindsurfer
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maybe from the title captain obvious
May 28 2013 11:55PM
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sniper_6
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Know how i know OP is handicapped?


btw, sent your lady a link to the thread.
May 28 2013 11:57PM
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Blindsurfer
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how many times does it need to be said, the girl im married to on fb isnt my lady
May 28 2013 11:59PM
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MilaKunis
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Yeah but i'd bet she's friends with her.
May 29 2013 12:24AM
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KingGeedorah
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Dick move. But this thread is bound to get more ginteresting thanks to that.
May 29 2013 12:37AM
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Blindsurfer
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nope. girl im married to lives in hong kong, the other one lives here
May 29 2013 12:39AM
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KingGeedorah
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Why are you even married to a bitch in Hong Kong? Everybody knows the only reason to get married is to "kill" them (usage?).. But how you sposd to kill a bitch in Hong Kong?
May 29 2013 12:42AM
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deleted5
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I lol'd
May 29 2013 12:48AM
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bo0b
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So, you're one of THOSE guys.
May 29 2013 12:49AM
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deleted5
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Krob has a little brother?
May 29 2013 12:52AM
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Blindsurfer
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its a noun, as in "yo man i have so many kills" or "i got a couple of kills last weekend". but were married cause we went to the same camp and its just kinda jokes to marry someone on fb
May 29 2013 12:54AM
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Blindsurfer
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a) i never said i was gona get laid this weekend. i said "i think," implying that its not a sure thing but a possibility.
b) when did i ever talk about how i do? clearly i havent before, lol
May 29 2013 7:35AM
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.AR6rider.
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I believe he meant it as, "if you keep talking how you're talking, you'll never get laid," which is completely true. Who the fuck refers to getting laid as "getting a kill?"


...Oh, that's right. High school virgins.
May 29 2013 8:27AM
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Cudder.
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I hope this kid snags his first pelt this weekend
May 29 2013 9:22AM
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Bodhisattva_
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Start racking up dem scalps boy!

She lasted about 5 minutes my first time. Being young your hands probably aren't strong enough to make it quick and she will scream from pain, so bring a bag for you first few kills and then when to grow accustomed to the feel of it you can go without it, just don't forget to use your fingers also.
Just make sure you bury 'er nice and deep.



Oh wait are we talking about having sex? Sorry i got confused with my other hobby.
May 29 2013 9:52AM
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Blindsurfer
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cheers
May 30 2013 1:21AM
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Blindsurfer
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normally u have good arguments but i still said "i might be," not "I will." im not acting like im gona reach and slay the puss for a good 4 hours, so chill the fuck out. oh and "high school virgins." if high school kids are pathetic then ure even worse for having nothing better to do with ur life than fuck around with them on NS lol. also unrelated but arent u a nurse?
May 30 2013 1:26AM
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.AR6rider.
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I don't even...
May 30 2013 5:02AM
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Zimmerman
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Don't worry about how long you last but make sure you have these!
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May 30 2013 6:35AM
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seward
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what is the man in the hat doing to that deer's wiener??
May 30 2013 9:29AM
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Cudder.
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May 30 2013 9:31AM
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.AR6rider.
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I'm not a nurse though...
May 30 2013 9:52AM
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fujarome
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are they trying to claim being a nurse as an insult?


around where I'm from a nurse can easily pull $100k a year. I don't think kids who fail to start their own t-shirt businesses on the internet can really talk shit about that.
May 30 2013 9:56AM
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.AR6rider.
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Haha I didn't really want to get into that, but yeah, nurses can do quite well for themselves and they're definitely some of the hardest working people around. I wouldn't be ashamed at all if I were a nurse.
May 30 2013 10:17AM
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ColinB
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tip number 1: once it starts, keep your sex life off the internet.
May 30 2013 10:25AM
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GayWolf420
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lol nurses make a fuck ton. Probs make more than their mommies and daddies.
May 30 2013 9:39PM
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SamMcChesney
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OP we have the same jacket.
May 30 2013 9:55PM
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yuck
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its his first fucking kill you cant expect him to fuck her very well hahaha unless hes dirk diggler IRL
May 30 2013 10:38PM
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deleted5
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Not hating on nurses, but they definitely do not make $100,000 a year And these are rn nurses the most educated and experienced out of all other nurses.

The BLS reports the median annual wage for a registered nurse was $65,950 in 2011. The best-paid 10 percent of RNs made more than $96,630, while the bottom 10 percent earned less than $44,970. The highest wages are reserved for personal care nurses, or those working for private-sector pharmaceutical or medical-device manufacturers. By location, the highest-paid positions are clustered in the metropolitan areas of northern California, including municipalities in and around San Jose, Oakland, and San Francisco.
May 30 2013 11:26PM
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sniper_6
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Were you 16 like a year ago, and therefore still in high school? Is that why you got so butt hurt when I claimed to have sent this to his facebook "wife"? Otherwise I cant see why you would feel so compelled to leap to the defense of toolbag virgin who brags about MAYBE getting laid this weekend and refers to it as his "first kill"... Yeah, truly a worthy defense.

And in case you were worried, I did not actually send it to his lady because its the internet and no one actually gives a fuck, so chill out Tonto. And when i was 16 I joined this site. That was in 2005.
May 31 2013 12:27AM
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Blindsurfer
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are u crazy i wasnt bragging about anything lol
May 31 2013 11:20AM
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.AR6rider.
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1. Make thread claiming possible sex over the weekend
2. Get made fun of
3. Cry
4. Continue to get made fun of
5. Claim you were just kidding and weren't trying to brag about "getting a kill."
6. ???
7. Loss
May 31 2013 11:23AM
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Blindsurfer
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thats jokes bro
May 31 2013 11:25AM
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.AR6rider.
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What the fuck does this even mean?

That's jokes? Go punch your English teacher in the fucking face.
May 31 2013 11:40AM
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saxon
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lol threads for outcome
May 31 2013 12:07PM
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Blindsurfer
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Chill bro why are u so mad
May 31 2013 3:01PM
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I_Am_Mod
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chronic hemorrhoids
May 31 2013 3:49PM
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yuck
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youre trying too hard again. dont act like you have never heard or used a grammatically incorrect turn of phrase or expression. and I'm sure you are intelligent enough to deduce what he means by "thats jokes", even if you have never spoken to another teenager in your life or heard that expression before. its pretty fucking common slang.

you are pretty funny in your dickishness sometimes, but when you go way out of your way you end up just looking like a fucking tool. give it a rest.

(friendly advice)
May 31 2013 3:59PM
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