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Anyone ever set a world record?

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appa
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WELL HAVE YOU??
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Rafiki
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op didn't you set a record for must dildos fit in an asshole at one time?
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Nieds
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Nope, that was me.
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appa
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come on man, the u key is a full two keys away from the o key... you drunk brah?
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M.M
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i set one for most times ejaculated in one day with 142
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000000000000
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Full cigarette in one drag
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Rafiki
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*most, sorry guys i messed up
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maximiliaan
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you know the routine, get your ass back in the penalty corner
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steezburgereddie
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Inb4 longest dick
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slugworth
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hello
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SkierPT
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Brother attempted most soccer touches back and forth with a partner in a minute. The record isn't too hard but Idt they did it
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Olimar
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thats a new one... Ill have to remember it for my next AIM conversation.
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Chubz.
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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CHORIZO
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Im actually working on growing the longest arm hair. World record is 7.4 inches and im at 3
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Miomo
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Some kid set the record for stupidest thread ever made. And then skiierman set the record for worlds gingeriest ginger.
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hippy.
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im the first person to comment in this thread with username hippy. while drinking a dr pepper and using a monitor from 2002 and listening to ice cube
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corona
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I had a single freak leg hair that was 4.5 inches long. I thought it was a world record but turns out the record is about 6 inches. I should have let it grow more but had too much fun playing with it so it came off.
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1337
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DUDE YOU TOO?! I have blonde hair and pretty light leg hair, except one time I had this rogue jet black hair on my shin that was super long. and i was like WTF and pulled at it and it had like an extra inch of hair before it fell out. so messed up
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cool_name
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i held the record for being the youngest person alive for a bit
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skiierman
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I once had an ass hair that was the length of my arm.
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brotherdad
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I've got a pretty damn long nipple hair. Like a few inches ill have to check it out
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Mag
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Done a couple with the school, all lame ones but I guess it still counts.
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