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I wish ns was real life

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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
so i could fight all of you idiots and beat you to a fucking dead boy soup.
May 23 2013 11:40PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
Come at me pussy, I'll pm you my address
May 23 2013 11:40PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
ok, im waiting.
May 23 2013 11:41PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,349
100% agree. dead boy soup
May 23 2013 11:41PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,169
I was trying to think of somethiny funny and witty to post.
I couldn't think of anything.
So yeah
May 23 2013 11:42PM
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white+wolf
Posts: 874 - Karma: 492
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
May 23 2013 11:42PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
'real life' as opposed to imaginary life?
May 23 2013 11:43PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
Please come between 4-9pm
May 23 2013 11:44PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
You just cared way too much about the internet. Get a life you pathetic little shit.
May 23 2013 11:48PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
"Yo, bros! hold onto my life for a while, I'm about to go waste a half hour to threaten a random kid's life over the internet because I'm so tough and already have so much to care about in THE REAL WORLD."
May 23 2013 11:49PM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
Skiierman doesn't recognize this as a copy and paste that mr sloth has used multiple times
May 23 2013 11:52PM
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cwphoto
Posts: 2332 - Karma: 780
^lol i've seen that copypaste on so many different websites. nice skiierman
May 23 2013 11:55PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Wow, this must be a statement to how much time and effort I invest towards the interwebz... you kids are pathetic. "omg he's so lame he doesn't pay THAT much attention to the internet to recognize a copy and paste!"
May 24 2013 12:30AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
lol

Every. Single. Time.
May 24 2013 12:31AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15079 - Karma: 9,138
Quality defense. 27k posts and no interweb knowledge.
May 24 2013 12:32AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Right, because NS is one of maybe six sites that I ever look at so I must know everything about every little pathetic forum-based site you shit heads jerk off to.
May 24 2013 12:39AM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,294
May 24 2013 12:39AM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
If I had a dollar for every time some member pmed me saying they wanted to fight.
May 24 2013 12:41AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15079 - Karma: 9,138
Seems legit.
May 24 2013 12:52AM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 994
Says the @th1337
May 24 2013 12:55AM
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1337
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May 24 2013 12:56AM
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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
I used it first /claim


I remember all those serious responses like it was yesterday.
May 24 2013 1:01AM
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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
THAT WAS ME YOU FUCKIN IDIOT!!!

May 24 2013 1:20AM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
zombies cant fight idiot
May 24 2013 1:33AM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
what's worse, copy/pasting a popular meme or literally typing all the bullshit one chooses to spew?
May 24 2013 1:37AM
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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
IT'S A COPYPASTA!! MEANING ALL SPELLING MISTAKES ARE PRESERVED FOR AUTHENTICITY< YOU FUCKIN" IDIOT!!!


You spelled 'guerilla warfare' wrong, by the way, champ.
May 24 2013 1:39AM
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Hammyslapwagon
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May 24 2013 1:41AM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
OP tried to be tough by sending his prerouted directions to my place, but in reverse it takes us to his place. LETS GET HIM BOYS

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May 24 2013 1:50AM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
yeah good luck finding me without an address?
May 24 2013 2:03AM
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Stose
Posts: 7109 - Karma: 4,123
The irony.
May 24 2013 2:41AM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
The amount of piss that would have been flowing through my rectum if NS was real life.......
May 24 2013 5:14AM
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sweatshirt
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 483
You can always count on NS to let jokes go over everybodys head
May 24 2013 5:26AM
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*kF_pauLo-
Posts: 445 - Karma: 305
I want to poop
May 24 2013 5:58AM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,294
Its alright. I've got the exact distance needed to turn. and Englewood CO isn't a huge place. Eventually I'll find your address using only google maps. you watch.
May 24 2013 8:06AM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
i actually really have to now that you mention it hahaha
May 24 2013 8:42AM
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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,605
You sound like a bitch. Stop caring so much, maybe go out some time, have a shower.
May 24 2013 8:55AM
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HungryHypocrite
Posts: 765 - Karma: 939
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS READ THIS SOMEWHERE?
May 24 2013 9:45AM
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HermioneGranger
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 101
Gorilla warfare:
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May 24 2013 10:16AM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
yeah, you are!
May 24 2013 11:59AM
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chubbspeterson
Posts: 573 - Karma: 4,320
haha skiierman is such a fucking loser
May 24 2013 12:01PM
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Hammyslapwagon
Posts: 1261 - Karma: 1,409
well it originated from 4chan >.>
May 24 2013 12:06PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,131
Skiierman just got trolled.
Let's enjoy this moment.
May 24 2013 12:12PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
I reread that about 7 times i don't get it.
May 24 2013 12:17PM
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grown-ninja
Posts: 3031 - Karma: 175
Why do people feed into this guy. Everyday you're doing something to be an attention seaking troll on ns and people still play into it. Kudos to you sir
May 24 2013 1:55PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Shut up you /b/rony piece of shit
May 24 2013 2:02PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Yea if you haven't noticed by now, the kids who get worked up are usually the dumbest mother fuckers.
May 24 2013 3:06PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
do you realize this is the impression you give off every time you post?
May 24 2013 4:02PM
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JWeinstock
Posts: 3439 - Karma: 1,352
a troll just got trolled
May 24 2013 4:06PM
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DrewPeacock
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 1,763
i just got sextied a pic of the skiierman

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May 24 2013 4:13PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,349
whenver skiierman posts i feel warm and fuzzy inside.
May 24 2013 4:14PM
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TijmenDal
Posts: 4849 - Karma: 1,295
Come at me, I'm 6"6
May 24 2013 6:18PM
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