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Stadtski
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for you lacrosse players out there, what position did you play? what was your record this season? assists? goals?
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edai
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Lacrosse is like real life air hockey.
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.AR6rider.
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I played left bro this season. Scored about 12 times with your mother.
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Cahal
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17 goals and more assists, i play mid but is anyone going to philli this weekend for the final four???
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ilikefood
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Stadtski
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i was going to go to philli but my parents said i couldnt because of my grades.
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ilikefood
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And of course the lax bro meme has a grammatical error.
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7-11_Slurpee
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The lax bros at my school had to end the season early. They were so chill they'd freeze the field every time they stepped on it. Luckily it left for ultra chilled natty ice, which is chill, bro
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Stadtski
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youre calling yourself stupid...
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.AR6rider.
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omg your sew stuped. get to the back of the bus plz.
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Stadtski
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he posted the meme. lacrosse players didnt... so hes the one with bad grammar. gtfo. good thing you said "plz" to make up for the time you spent misspelling "so"
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.AR6rider.
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like bro, chill out. your defiantly sew mad.
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Bateman
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lyk dis if u cry ever tim :'(
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ilikefood
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I didn't make the meme lol. I just found it ironic that it had a grammatical error.
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shitpoop
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I'm not a big fan on lacrosse. A lot of people in my school, that does lax/NS are complete douches and think they are the shit. And, they blow asshole at skiing and wear xs obermeyer jackets with some sick ass strait airs.
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Bateman
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How is their skiing even remotely relevant here? And they prefer to call those straight airs "sw zero spins"
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Olimar
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After an extended study in which I have taken many stratified and random samples, I have come to the conclusion that they only people that like lacrosse players are lacrosse players. The rest of world fucking hates all of you douches.
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Ski_Alot
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Iain do tell us how JV is
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SFB
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oh dude you play lacrosse, i bet you are so cool and get all the ladies with your cool lax skills.
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Stickity
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lacrosse gets so much hate. i never played but just throwing with friends is a lot of fun. my friend has a ton of sticks and pads so we're gonna play some pick up games this summer. shaka brehhh
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Dingo69
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Really good lax players are pretty cool
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7springsprod
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Stickity
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shut up ben you can barely walk
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Steve-Brown
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just got finished with our season...
i won a shit load of faceoffs, but idk how many...
i was a defensive middie tho :( not too much offence, like 2 goals and a few assists.

we got second in state though!
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*ninja*
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i used to play but every1 was gay so i quit.
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Stadtski
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Peter, please tell us how being a 3 season jv athlete is
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Stadtski
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yeah thats chill. I played LSM for most of the season so my stats were only 3 goals and like 5 assists but we have 2 more games so hopefully I will get some more goals.
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Mr.Sloth
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My bro is still playing in the post season- I fucking love lacrosse. And to all the haters- lax players are waaaaaaay better than football players, at least where I live.
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Stose
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Our team has been undefeated for two years, I'm playing for university if Oregon next year. I'm a d pole. It's not very broey here because it's just what all the football players do in the spring so you get mostly the meatheads doing it
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Stadtski
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yeah theres some towns that have teams like that. Ours is mostly soccer + hockey or football + hockey kids with a few only football or only soccer kids
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JWeinstock
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i play center mid. won probably 60% (guess) of faceoffs but only had 4 goals. More of defensive middie. I also had shit ton of assists because every time i would just pass to our best player and he would score basically every time
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Stadtski
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thats the chill way to do it aha
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tcurle
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I'm on a high school team in Nevada so there are no lax bros.
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