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guddgulf17
Posts: 3037 - Karma: 10
is there any ritual you do before you ski? or anything that you do to bring snow? i personally stretch , and do a little dance because im going skiing. however, in montana, to bring snow, we sacrafice some virgins, burn incense, and generally yell a lot
i have been known to slide down mountains on occasion, like every saturday and sunday november through may
Nov 20 2004 7:25PM
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danbrown
Posts: 11932 - Karma: 21,775
i usually put all my stuff out on my floor exactly how i would wear it the next day so i can throw it on in two minutes tops, i get completely ready like i could go that second
-Dan
Nov 20 2004 8:29PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
I sleep with no blankets, just hand warmers taped to my balls
BLUNT



IIIIFRNT
Nov 20 2004 8:33PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
Posts: 0 - Karma: 87
I always eat food before I ski


We pay our debt sometimes.
Nov 20 2004 8:36PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
wake up, get dressed, forget my pass, sleep on the 5 minute drive (thats right bitches, 5 minutes from the resort)






holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph
Behind your back it goes
A little something like this is way to big to miss....
Nov 20 2004 8:37PM
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dead
Posts: 1635 - Karma: 11
get dressed in all of my ski stuff and slide around on my carpet.


**CCR**
Nov 20 2004 8:38PM
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fcskier27
Posts: 736 - Karma: 11
watch focused the night before the first day of skiing





oh well
Nov 20 2004 8:39PM
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spyder1
Posts: 1529 - Karma: 11
for me, i get all my skiing shit together, and haave it all ready. Then have my lunch packed and clothes together then leave. at the hill, i usually take a few runs to get a feel for the snow that day then, if i am going to the park i will do 1 run throught to look at all the features and how the are setup/different from last time then i start to session.




Your Toughtest Competitor Lives in Your Head. Some days his name is Fear. Or Doubt. Or Gravity. Stomp his Ass


I AM CANADIAN!!!
Nov 20 2004 9:05PM
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RandomHero21
Posts: 1335 - Karma: 15
Wake.
Shit.
Eat.
Put on gear.
Brush Teeth.
Catch Bus.
Get off Bus.
Get on Lift.
Spark Extreme Spinach.


I don't know karate, but I know Ka-razy
Nov 20 2004 9:46PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
^^ wow thats very nice. its all about the 'butt dance butt dance'
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drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj

...:::~*Beckster*~:::...
Nov 20 2004 9:49PM
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RandomHero21
Posts: 1335 - Karma: 15
Butt dance?


I don't know karate, but I know Ka-razy
Nov 20 2004 10:07PM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
Depends, i usually only ski at night, so i usually argue with my mom then drive up and go skiing. But if im going up with Fred and Randall, i will usually get 3 or 4 calls saying their going to be late, so i usually blast music and watch forward or strike three.







'Hahha, I like the humpie guy! He's funny. I forget his name again even though he told me. But I know he has a humping icon and is funny like pizza.' -SDot
Nov 20 2004 10:09PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
wake up
shower
get dressed
listen to some music to get pumped
walk to mtn from condo
quick prayer and sign of the cross
click in


KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BOY

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Nov 20 2004 10:09PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
I set a list of goals for the day. then i try and do what i said i would... It almost never happens, i usualy get hurt first.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'I hope you get hit by a neon'
Nov 20 2004 10:12PM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
wake up
eat
shower/brush teeth ect.
get dressed
go outside, walk across a parking lot directly onto the run! (i love ski-in/ski-out)
Nov 20 2004 10:15PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
I always put my boots on the same way, but only because I'm usually still asleep and the routine is good for not forgeting shit. And before I push off for any line I have to knock my poles together together twice behind my back and then I'm good to go.

-TAK, PPPhD

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''Independence is for the very few; it is a privilege of the strong. And whoever attempts it even with the best right but without inner constraint proves that he is probably not only strong, but also daring to the point of recklessness. He enters into a labyrinth, he multiplies a thousandfold the dangers which life brings with it in any case, not the least of which is that no one can see how and where he loses his way, becomes lonely, and is torn piecemeal by some minotaur of conscience. Supposing one like that comes to grief, this happens so far from the comprehension of men that they neither feel it nor sympathize. And he cannot go back any longer. Nor can he go back to the pity of men.'' -my buddy, Fred

''The possibility of physical and mental breakdown is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride.'' -Raoul Duke, and his good friend, Mr.Jim Bean
Nov 20 2004 10:20PM
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RandomHero21
Posts: 1335 - Karma: 15
Now why in the hell would you shower before skiing?


I don't know karate, but I know Ka-razy
Nov 20 2004 10:23PM
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CanadianSkiGod
Posts: 2281 - Karma: 10
Wow, you shit in the MORNING? I've just realised that every day for about ten years now I've shat at four o'clock in the afternoon, with no exception. Must be weird to shit in the morning.

And... I don't really have any rituals.
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'I'm the master of low expectations.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!
Nov 20 2004 10:27PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
usually I'll have mcdonalds breakfast if it's more than half an hour away.

Mac 'n' Steeze Movie
Mac 'n' Steeze Trailer
Nov 20 2004 10:28PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
^ yeah same here. i wish i lived a foot away from the ski hill.
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drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj



Nov 21 2004 1:32AM
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freeski1620
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 1,718
usualy when i get to the hill and i know that i am go ing to be in the park all day, i put my skis down, line them up, plant my poles and jump in to the bindings, if i dont make it in, its a sign im going to have a bad day if i spend all day in the park, those are the days where i usualy hike bowls and shit.

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider


Nov 21 2004 1:43AM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
^I like that one.

-TAK, PPPhD

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''Independence is for the very few; it is a privilege of the strong. And whoever attempts it even with the best right but without inner constraint proves that he is probably not only strong, but also daring to the point of recklessness. He enters into a labyrinth, he multiplies a thousandfold the dangers which life brings with it in any case, not the least of which is that no one can see how and where he loses his way, becomes lonely, and is torn piecemeal by some minotaur of conscience. Supposing one like that comes to grief, this happens so far from the comprehension of men that they neither feel it nor sympathize. And he cannot go back any longer. Nor can he go back to the pity of men.'' -my buddy, Fred

''The possibility of physical and mental breakdown is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride.'' -Raoul Duke, and his good friend, Mr.Jim Bean
Nov 21 2004 2:35AM
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hexum
Posts: 840 - Karma: 10
This isnt really in preperation, but i spit over my right shoulder when i drop on the pipe
Nov 21 2004 2:56AM
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General_Shredgnar
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 34
I quickly stand before my skis and pray to the snow gods that be, then kneel down and say more snow please in ancient arabic as I rock back and forth. Works well.
C-Man
Nov 21 2004 6:47AM
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annaSKI
Posts: 1231 - Karma: 11
Strech when I wake up, eat a huge breakfast, & carry a horseshoe in my left pocket for good luck.


-anna

skiing makes
me really
happy.
spreadin' the love, y0
Nov 21 2004 7:40AM
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T.L.
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 3,008
wake up
piss
get gear
eat
pick up friends
mosh pit in the back of a highly over crowded 90' plymoth grand voyager.
stretch
ski

Sookhon De'Snutz
Nov 21 2004 9:35AM
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CTD
Posts: 6300 - Karma: 348
wake up
eat
wax skis
call people
throw shit in car
leave
get a lift ticket
ride the slow ass lifts to the top of our amazing 240 vt. ft hill.
come home around three in the morning







in science class i sat down to fast and you know how you can sit on your balls. well i did and i sat down really fast and crushed them and right when i sat down i started puking and fell out of my chair. they teacher laughed. i felt like i could pass out i wanted to die.-*NWFT*nUkkA

I still just have no idea how you can mistake your dick and a chicken neck, let alone not realize what you are doing. -manus

I.L.I.A.G.A CREW!


I drink pepto bismal like its water.. -PJO
Nov 21 2004 11:32AM
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Muteman
Posts: 1508 - Karma: 12
go skiing drink coke go to arbys and fuck with the employees
Insane_skier:
Under my name It sais beginner.
I am very discouraged to the fact that the site adminster didn't look at my profile or ask before doing something like this. I may be new to this website but I have been skiing more then most of you.
PLEASE research or ask before making such assumptions like this one.
Nov 21 2004 11:46AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Ummm... I always put on my ski gear before I go skiing. Does that count as a ritual?



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Nov 21 2004 12:03PM
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Latch
Posts: 499 - Karma: 10
I get up at 7:20, shower, eat, then go rip it up.


'Everybody's somebody at wendy's..unless you're a midget' -SpinninMacKinnon

There's Nothing To It But To Do It.

-Joel
Nov 21 2004 12:09PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
I watch a ski movie in slow MOtion the night before , gotta study !





..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
Nov 21 2004 12:57PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
lay all my ski shit out the night before and then in the mornign i put on socks, snow pants, and ski boots. do all my housely shit (eat, find missing stuff, call people on wear to meet) in my snowpants and ski boots, THEN go and get the rest ofmy stuff on and go

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I NAMED JIBBERISH BITCHES. (thanks to MikeE)

real stuff is better than stuff on a screen, porn to sex, skiing to ns
-C-Man

JC, TMC, S3p, WCJF

i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls
-skiingpimp
Nov 21 2004 2:13PM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
Night skiing is tits.







'Hahha, I like the humpie guy! He's funny. I forget his name again even though he told me. But I know he has a humping icon and is funny like pizza.' -SDot
Nov 21 2004 2:15PM
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PuBLiC_EnEmY1080
Posts: 1490 - Karma: 10
i am usually hungover b4 skiing because i party the night b4 so i usually drink a beer, n then go

'Do I look like a fucking people person?'
'This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.'
'If I throw a stick, will you leave?'

Nov 21 2004 2:21PM
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thewavebb
Posts: 1082 - Karma: 20
I am addicted to hot waxing my skis. Every night before I go sking I always wax em up while watch ski flicks. My college is a laptop required school so I bring some ski dvds to class with me and just watch them all day. Sometimes i think i have a problem
Nov 21 2004 2:24PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
well im usually too lazy to wax my skis so i jut leave them all season. then i smoke all the way to the ski area, 40 min, then once there get my gear on and then meet with others coming out. smoke a blunt or 2 before hitting the snow and then more as we ski



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Nov 22 2004 10:53AM
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kcorrigan
Posts: 246 - Karma: 10
i will meditate on the way to the mountain. i completely zone out fro the 20-45 minute ride, depending on which mountain i go to. my body relaxes and a certain zen fills me. good karma man.
NO
IT'S
NOT
WHAT
YOU
THINK.
IT'S
MUCH
WORSE.



SUPPORT
SOUTHERN
ROCK
Nov 22 2004 10:58AM
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lipen69
Posts: 2301 - Karma: 16
jerk twice the night before and then once on the lift...

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Stay Black Nigga
Nov 22 2004 11:46AM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
^lol. I drink a few beers on the way up, fill my camel back with rye n coke and throw all my garbage out the window on the indian reserve as a sacrifice to the snow gods.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'
~221
Nov 22 2004 12:23PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 917
go to dans
put my clothes on a chair
listen to classical/jazz music
sleep
get up and put all the stuff on
get into the car
if its a long trip, go to fastfood place.
then ski.
(zach)




free xbox?or an iPod?

how about one without a creditcard?
Nov 22 2004 1:14PM
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danbrown
Posts: 11932 - Karma: 21,775
oh yeah i forogt since i'm so excited that im going skiing the next day and i probably wont fall asleep for another two hours i throw on some quiet classical music and fall asleep. its the best
-Dan
Nov 22 2004 1:18PM
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hUcKbUnNi3
Posts: 1923 - Karma: 33
Watch a ski movie...another ritual that i do before doing something on a jump, is i sit there and space out and think about how many rotations i will be doing and what it'll look like from my perspective from the takeoff to the landing..then when i land whatever it is i'm doing in my mind, i kinda bob my head once...then i go for it haha wierd eh


yay.snow.yay
Nov 22 2004 2:04PM
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-=koLLac=-
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 11
yeah...why would you shower...haha

get up
poop
eat breakfast
put on my gear
drive to the mtn with my goggles on (dave drives)
listen to sum pumped punk
and then just SKEEE
Nov 22 2004 2:16PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
i always have to keep my skis on the same feet. it was tough to do with my last pair, but my new pollards make it easy.





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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

Future Canadian
Nov 22 2004 2:33PM
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LeBlanc
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 20
Wake up
Piss
Eat breakfast
Strech
Get my skis and stuff
Put skis and stuff in the car
Listen to my cds on the way there (1h drive)
Get to the mountain
Bring skis and stuff to the racks and shelves
get my ski boots on
Get on the lift
Ski
Get on the lift
Ski
and so on...and so on




*~!Ski or die!~*
*~!Live to ski!~*

Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me, theres skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything everyday im out there. - Pep
Nov 22 2004 2:41PM
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freerider_klo
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 14
i too need to have my skis on the same feet always.
-Chloe



skiing=radical
Nov 22 2004 2:46PM
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NickMartini
Posts: 7761 - Karma: 8,356
rub shit all over my face before i go out of the lodge for sun protection



-Nick Martini
Stept Productions
go buy 'to whom it may concern'
Liberty skis
So what?..... So lets dance!
Nov 22 2004 2:58PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
Rituals... well...
I wake myself up at 4:00, and rinse my body in a sacred tup and paint my face with red ochre. Then, as soon as the sun rises in the small village where I live, and begin to chant an old indian warcry while dancing around a campfire left ablaze from the previous night. Then, my family prepares to feast, at which point we sacrifice a small goat in celebration. After I am full, and my family agrees the timing is right, I wipe the red ochre from my face, pray to my gods, and get ready to hit the slopes.




I said get behind me.



Keep it real,

D.C
Nov 22 2004 3:07PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
I actually don't do anything. I'm an unorganized slob and usually wake up minutes before leaving to hit the slopes, giving myself only enough time to eat a small piece of fruit and to scramble and grab all my gear and go.




I said get behind me.



Keep it real,

D.C
Nov 22 2004 3:11PM
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hucksterjibber15
Posts: 4255 - Karma: 11
in the fall, when we have no snow, i usually randomly curse at god for not giving me snow whenever i am/or look outside. what a fucking basterd that god, gives me no snow ever.
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If i lived in a perfect world, i would spend my days skiing in the sun, the party never ends in perfect world. Nacho cheese and anarchy, boy that sure sounds good to me, im ready to move into a perfect world.

NS ARMY, whatever is right below the General

Nov 22 2004 3:46PM
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