It was a blustery and cold wintery evening in December. I had nestled my frigid body by the fire in a bean bag with a box of cheez its. I had just come inside from snow blowing my driveway after mother earth had laid down a freshly knitted blanket of 6 inches of snow. Once my fingers had regained blood flow, I started to stuff my face with the ever so delicious cheez its. The box was of the original flavor, but the back of the box listed a few of the different flavors Sunshine has to offer. All looked good but one really caught my eye - Cheddar Jack - because my name is Jack.
The way "Cheddar Jack" rolled off the tongue tickled my fancy. As I sat there, my foot now toasty from the fire, I thought to myself how Cheddar Jack would make a good screen name. So from then on I have called myself CheddarJack on all things internet. Well, except for twitter and instagram where I am _CheddarJack because some bastard had taken the glorious name.
Opinions are like nipples, everybody has one. Some have firm points, others are barely discernible through layers, and some are displayed at every opportunity regardless of whether the audience has stated "I am interested in your nipples" or not - David Thorne
Song I was listening to when I did my account on another site.
Dude I've peeled more thongs out of asscracks than you've probably jerked off in your lifetime. This is complete bullshit, stop spreading horrible granny panty propaganda already, you're making yourself look like a goddam vagina gaper - Huck_Norris