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Who do you want to kill?

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Culture+
Posts: 449 - Karma: 2,245
fat people
all rap and artists
rich pricks
mitt romney
racists
people who play lacrosse and think its cool
dick cops(which is all of them)
probly you too


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RimJobber
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I think you should go get a psych evaluation
12 years ago
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TACO-DOG.exe
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not you that's for sure. how else would we get amazing threads like this?
12 years ago
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,894
You would make a good cult leader.
12 years ago
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Culture+
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^all rap and hiphop artists*
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RimJobber
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inb4 we see him on the nightly news
12 years ago
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,552
I want to kill animals and eat them. mmmm
12 years ago
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JeremyClarkson
Posts: 1600 - Karma: 1,932
I'm not a particularly violent person but when it comes to Peirs Morgan I would slit his fucking throat live on CNN.
12 years ago
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kung_powpow
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OP
12 years ago
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Phil-X-
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OP WEARS A TRENCH COAT AND PROMOTES SOCIALISM
12 years ago
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SteveStepp
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Lauryn Hill.... but as softly as possible
12 years ago
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CashmereCat
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Local talk show host- Paula sands.
12 years ago
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Ra1nman
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Greatest moment(the punch)/comment(yours)/user name(also yours)/show ever (top gear)
12 years ago
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Bateman
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hahaha!
12 years ago
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shelbskis
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I play lacrosse and think the sport is pretty cool.. does that mean you want to kill me? Harsh
12 years ago
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SFB
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james.
12 years ago
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Yaraelpoof.png
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eheath
12 years ago
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Anathema
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there's one girl at work who i cant say i want to kill, but if she died it really wouldn't bother me that much.

she's the only person in my life i can say i've actually hated. she's a bitchy, bossy, slack ass mouthpiece who i now treat like a pylon out of respect for everyone else. i totally ignore her and act like she's a ghost, which is for the best because if she ever speaks to me i would likely smash her head through a window then kick a puppy just for good measure.

she's that bad. if you saw her face and experienced her attitude for 15 minutes, you would know exactly what i mean. condescending, rude, and a totally self-interested cunt in one of those fake smile in your face kind of ways.


/rant
12 years ago
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CRiP
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amen to that. id be right there to help you do it
12 years ago
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grapejuice3000+
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james, mr. hampshire, elgato, all people. ?
12 years ago
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FearlessBlackMan
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skinny people
all rock musicians
poor people
obama
asians
people who hate lacrosse players
honest cops

12 years ago
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000000000000
Posts: 843 - Karma: 1,552
All of the Illuminati
Federal Reserve
Wealthy Bankers
People who abuse animals
People who abuse children
Rapists
12 years ago
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_Garagely_
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People with large egos
12 years ago
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RimJobber
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myself
12 years ago
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El_Barto.
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My girlfriend.....:/
12 years ago
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000000000000
Posts: 843 - Karma: 1,552
Sometimes the truth sounds like a conspiracy.
12 years ago
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Naptown
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.
12 years ago
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grapejuice3000+
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jah runle
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Bateman
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go to work with a gopro mounted on your head.

do it. you won't.
12 years ago
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Pigeon.
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this one gaper kid from my mountain whose parents send him to windells every year where he cant hit a single feature, and thinks hes sick as fuck because he has full tilts, and wears oakley goggles and has a gopro and because he can 50-50 a butter box
12 years ago
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Mr.Sloth
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Ohhhh here we go, get your tin hats
12 years ago
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.AR6rider.
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Hahaha OP is clearly a skinny, unathletic, poor kid who got caught smoking weed once and now goes around yelling "fuck da poleez." If confronted in person by any of the people mentioned in his original post, he would probably avert eye contact, walk away, and cry out of shame while superficially cutting his forearms with a plastic butter knife and listening to Dashboard Confessional.
12 years ago
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El_Barto.
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^DC is my jam you whore
12 years ago
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Panda_with_Guns
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jah mon, keep it irie mon
12 years ago
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feihlination
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Jane6
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Cant say that I have a list of people I want six feet under because I dont believe killing someone really ever solves anything (inb4 being called a hippie). But I dont think I would be able to stay sane and friendly if living in the US, if people are like the ones on Fox News I would probably go on a killing spree. Or just blow my own brains out :)
12 years ago
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esotericjive
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:)
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Bateman
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:)
12 years ago
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Charlie_Kelly
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quit being such a fucking hippie would ya?
12 years ago
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foodbuffet11
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Piers Morgan and people who have sausage hair.
12 years ago
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daannnnieel
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I domt want to "kill" anyone but theres a definite list of people who of they died i wouldn't mind.
12 years ago
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Petey.
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Your logical fallacies are hilarious
12 years ago
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.AR6rider.
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Thank you.
12 years ago
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Culture+
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oh ya you totally got it

(everything you say is fucking stupid and i hate the very fact that you exist,kill yourself)
12 years ago
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Culture+
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your pathetic little story is almost amusingly stupid



12 years ago
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SFB
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dude neat.
12 years ago
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.AR6rider.
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12 years ago
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SFB
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thats rude.
12 years ago
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Culture+
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oh god i really wish that was funny how long did it take you to do that?
12 years ago
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.AR6rider.
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12 years ago
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Culture+
Posts: 449 - Karma: 2,245
its truly sad that a human can have this level of intelligence^. anyways wrap the circumference of your mouth around the barrel of a loaded shotgun and paint your walls with your brain matter(or lack thereof) trust me you would be doing us all a favor
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