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Alternate swear words

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lrob
Posts: 252 - Karma: 1,868
My mom doesn't like it when I swear around the house. Got any alternate swear words I could use when I get mad? Lets hear 'em!
May 6 2013 7:36PM
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No.Quarter
Posts: 5257 - Karma: 16,956
fuck
May 6 2013 7:38PM
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nagger
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 882
fuck
May 6 2013 7:39PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
i saw a bitch wearing a shirt that says "fcuk" today haha so trash
May 6 2013 7:46PM
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errrka
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 6,058
ask the mormons
May 6 2013 7:47PM
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lrob
Posts: 252 - Karma: 1,868
Haha, I knew this would happen
May 6 2013 7:47PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
Oh Mylanta
May 6 2013 7:49PM
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Chunter
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 1,894
just call her a cunt and she'll get over herself. don't let haters like your mom bring you down OP.
May 6 2013 7:57PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,349
your mom sounds like a fucking faggot.
May 6 2013 8:13PM
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nagger
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 882
fcuk is a clothing store
May 6 2013 8:13PM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
dios mio(oh my god)

i say that in tennis a bunch. or ay caramba
May 6 2013 8:15PM
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Kebec
Posts: 627 - Karma: 74
French Connection United Kingdom...
May 6 2013 8:28PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
next time she gets on you tell her:

Shut the fuck up mom!
Youre an old hairy cunt and dont know what the fucks up

or just pop a bitch
May 6 2013 8:44PM
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jrl
Posts: 1227 - Karma: 1,239
shoot
May 6 2013 8:49PM
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lands11
Posts: 1818 - Karma: 1,677
cunt
May 6 2013 9:17PM
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LiquorLanch
Posts: 1909 - Karma: 1,046
call her a moob that gets them biddies every time
May 6 2013 9:20PM
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450out.
Posts: 596 - Karma: 517
call her a qsxedgfvh (the 'q' is silent)
May 7 2013 1:15AM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,464
Just leave really obvious pauses when you would use a swear word. "awww mother____"

It will make her think of the word herself and realize thats worse than you saying it
May 7 2013 1:30AM
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washparkdub
Posts: 266 - Karma: 66
This WOMPS!!
May 7 2013 6:54AM
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connecticunt
Posts: 842 - Karma: 1,525

Called my friends little sister a sweaty vagina last week and she cried.

call her that. bitches dont know what to reply to being called a sweaty vagina. youll get her good.

May 7 2013 8:49AM
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ThatMNkid
Posts: 157 - Karma: 548
alternative languages my friend
May 7 2013 8:54AM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,548
What the french toast?!



May 7 2013 8:56AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15078 - Karma: 9,136
Bollocks
May 7 2013 9:04AM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
I learned something new
May 7 2013 9:34AM
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ohmyglob8
Posts: 416 - Karma: 1,408
just yell halts maul its german for shut your snout, or call her a puffdar its basically calling the person gay
May 7 2013 10:39AM
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