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Whats the best rhyme you can come up with?

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Jeebus.
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tomato potato

May 6 2013 1:21PM
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CheddarJack
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I beat off at breakfast cuz my pancakes are immaculate
Try it yourself, I call it flap jackin' it.

Yeah. Don't know what made me think of that.
May 6 2013 1:28PM
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OGHolliday
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Walrus
May 6 2013 1:30PM
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BasedSwag
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nick nack paddy wack give a bitch a crack sack and a fat smack from the motha fucking nut sack
May 6 2013 1:30PM
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BasedSwag
Posts: 53 - Karma: 11
nick nack paddy wack give a bitch a crack sack and a fat smack from the motha fucking nut sack
May 6 2013 1:30PM
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Noha
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fuck you
May 6 2013 1:31PM
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.Apex.
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That's why I fucked yo Bitch
You fat motha fucka
May 6 2013 2:26PM
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Jeebus.
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one fish two fish red fish blue fish
May 6 2013 2:41PM
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no_steeze
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nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
i'm 100% nigga
nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
i'm 200% nigga
May 6 2013 2:45PM
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Mr.Sloth
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This thread sucks
More than I like ducks





And I fucking love ducks
May 6 2013 3:11PM
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Algebra
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I hold the mic like niggas hold their girls tight

Then I fucked her
May 6 2013 3:18PM
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CRiP
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quality rhyming right there
May 6 2013 3:19PM
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Da_Buddha
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your like a candy store and I'm a toddler
May 6 2013 3:23PM
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shitpoop
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im a fucking sensation cause i went to a hospital for my chronic masturbation
May 6 2013 3:25PM
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cbj
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My favourite fruit is orange
Nigga
My door has a door hinge
Nigga
May 6 2013 3:51PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,349
woop foop poop loop noop goop joop doop soop zoop coop moop qoop koop hoop yoop ioop ooop toop roop aoop roop eoop.




thats all i got for ya.
May 6 2013 3:54PM
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first_rodeo
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i like pot

 i like it a lot

i like marijuana she likes marijuana we like marijuana too

May 6 2013 3:58PM
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Toaster-Tony
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May 6 2013 4:01PM
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theabortionator
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I go huntin and kill ducks, OP is dumb and this thread sucks
May 6 2013 4:05PM
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pmw
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hennessy enemy
May 6 2013 4:13PM
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DrewPeacock
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 1,763
A hickory dickory dock.
you bitch is on my cock
May 6 2013 4:17PM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 994
I fucked your dad
it sucked whore, mad?
May 6 2013 4:20PM
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7-3instacall
Posts: 999 - Karma: 1,005
dry, chapped lips on a pail frail silhouette.
tries, trapped.
Trips to hell are now regrets
May 6 2013 5:05PM
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7-3instacall
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the water pressure is killling me and the creatures here are like ive never seen before
IM SO DEEP

May 6 2013 5:05PM
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Jeebus.
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Bartle doo bartle doo
May 6 2013 7:13PM
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Steve-Brown
Posts: 1894 - Karma: 810
yo yo nigga, you ain't even funny
all you try to do is hustle and get money

how bout you take a step back and asess your life
take a look at everything u ain't done right

holy shit, it's all makin sense,
now you realizin why you've spent 15 years in the pent

because all you wanted to do was hustle and steal
now you're gettin raped in the shower and is gonna be a fat mans next meal

i jus made dat shit up yo (:
i usually only rhyme when i'm drunk haha



May 6 2013 7:17PM
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hellomynameisjef
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this is amazing
May 6 2013 7:18PM
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Miomo
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Meow
Meow
May 6 2013 7:20PM
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whoa-dere
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waka



















































FLOCKA
May 6 2013 7:29PM
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Candyman.
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Seven, grams in the blunt.
Almost drowned in the pussy so I swam to her butt.
May 6 2013 7:29PM
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whoa-dere
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then i whipped out a blunt
and stuck it up her ass
she said it was fun
i told her i've barely begun
i raped her til she see the sun
then it wasn't long before i moved onto the next ONE

askdjngakjsndgjkaewrgaeiorargva
May 6 2013 7:34PM
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Chron_Rabbit
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oxymorons like fat 20 sacks or Taylors that use blunt wraps
May 6 2013 8:43PM
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Tinga
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I guess "sporange" is a real word and it certainly rhymes with "orange". I bet you all didn't see that coming.
May 6 2013 8:48PM
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special-J
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I came up with the one at :37 but this guy stole it :(

May 6 2013 8:52PM
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Schlutz
Posts: 858 - Karma: 425
Fuckin jersey bitches till my dick turns orange
They call me big daddy and I tell em... shit

Fuck it.
GOT MONEY ON MY WRIST nigga
AND I"M TOUCHIN ON THEM butts nigga
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...that rhymed right
May 6 2013 8:56PM
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Steeze_Irwin
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wow if i didn't know any better, after reading this thread i'd say that at least 87% of NSers are of african descent, between the ages of 17 and 24, grew up in a ghetto and ran drugs to get by their teenage years.
May 6 2013 9:33PM
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CheddarJack
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Actually I just find pleasure in my pancakes.
May 6 2013 9:35PM
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Zimmerman
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Will I thought you hated DOOM?
May 6 2013 9:37PM
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GIF
Posts: 468 - Karma: 1,279
Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
May 6 2013 9:43PM
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Mr.Sloth
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B-B-B-BRICKKKKK SQUUUUADDDDDD

*Air Horn*
May 6 2013 10:04PM
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grapejuice3000+
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i grew up on the crime side, the new york time side
May 6 2013 10:06PM
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infuser
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taking warm showers with the motherfucking prez

Barack yo mama better do what he says

Cuz yo mama, gonna get herself in trouble

When I rub her titties with my hamburger double

It's got all types of mayonaise shit

Your rhymes are like mustard, you might as well quit

May 6 2013 10:10PM
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Algebra
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Where u hear that from lol
May 6 2013 10:12PM
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DaffyDaDak
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cause shawty she a stunna, daddy he a runna be that pretty muthafucka
May 6 2013 11:08PM
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ohmyglob8
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you are all worse than Bam Margera at making stuff that rhymes or rapping in general.
May 6 2013 11:15PM
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yosepe
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glasses jacket shirt, call me glasses jacket shirt man







































she gotta big booty so i call her big booty
May 6 2013 11:19PM
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SFB
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i heard its all about the dollar dollar bills yo.
May 7 2013 12:01AM
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Steeze_Irwin
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CREAM get the money
May 7 2013 12:21AM
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bo0b
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I write like and play like Shakespeare// My date's here// wearing fishnets, high heels and a fake beard// Looks just like Danny Devito in drag// Takes it to second base for a taquito and keg// I write raps and comedy too// what you want me to do// vomiting poo// and kick it with sick mitt cause Romney's my dude
May 7 2013 12:34AM
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