Story 1: I was on a chairlift with 3 guys and they began talking about how they should split the cost of a fleshlight and buy one, then continue by asking me if they had an std if it would be carried by the fleshlight onto each others dicks. They then said it would be a bonding of brotherhood for eternity.
Story 2: At the bottom of the chair waiting in line, Some gaper asked me if this is the thingy that takes you to the top an then asked how to get down. They were wearing ski boots, had poles in their hands but no skis? fucking idiot..
Story 3: It was a crazy blizzard with super fluffy flakes, kid 3 chairs ahead of me was alone on the chair, the snow made a very slippery layer on the the chair and he slid right under the bar and landed feet first and just collapsed. I though he died, until the sprawled out and started screaming. (not funny but odd).