Fuck you dickless. It's a dick with no balls or two dicks and balls. Dickless wasn't even an option.
"Well, if Rimjobber were to insert dildos up your bum for every terrible thread that you have made, he would have shoved up so many that they would start to come up your trachea. But as they got closer to coming out your mouth, Rimjobber would have ran out. But when he went to the dildo store, they would be fresh out of dildos and he would have to remove one though you mouth and re insert it in your bum to continue the punishment, thus resembling a stack-able pencil." - JakeSmith
Why is it always the jewels? Can't it be the nipples? I honestly have no purpose for my nipples at all besides gently rubbing them when I'm shirtless. But I rarely go shirtless because I'm white as dick so It all works out. I literally reflect sunlight.
"One little kid died trying to be me" - Krob
‎"Skiing could use more Shane McConkey's, and fewer outsiders looking to make money off it." - Derek Taylor.
"with all due respect get fucked. dont your ever talk to the man like that ever again. the internet is an amazing tool. i will find you " - Marg.