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The perfect girlfriend? (bluenames)

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CantTouchMySwag
Posts: 51 - Karma: 560
I was curious, what are you guys into? This could really help some of the girls out some day.
Apr 28 2013 6:14PM
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pelle_munch
Posts: 4110 - Karma: 502
Is hot
Has a good vocabulary
can chug a beer
Plays a sport/skis/is athletic
Likes watching sports
No blondes
Apr 29 2013 1:51AM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
No blondes? Dafuq?
Apr 29 2013 2:05AM
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,005
seriously. wtf?
Apr 29 2013 2:14AM
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--ski--
Posts: 1670 - Karma: 817
You may find this amazing, but I have no desire to have this...


Bring the hate.
Apr 29 2013 2:27AM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
Meybe he likes le penis
Apr 29 2013 2:29AM
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Alistair.
Posts: 458 - Karma: 212
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Apr 29 2013 6:51AM
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louie.mirags
Posts: 6015 - Karma: 5,028
agree. Enough drama with one..
Apr 29 2013 7:15AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
HA GAYYYYY
Apr 29 2013 8:04AM
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kebbek
Posts: 408 - Karma: 170
Big
Black
&
Always wet
Apr 29 2013 8:18AM
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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
Little blonde boys named Trevor. Hmmm
Apr 29 2013 10:32AM
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saskskier
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 9,984
- Reasonably intelligent (ie, enjoys reading, can carry a conversation with depth, possibly has a degree or some kind of further education)
- takes an interest in her health
- a Christian (some who takes their faith seriously)
- takes an interest in travel/other cultures
-has her own interests/things she is passionate about
Apr 29 2013 11:26AM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
Uh, wut?

Am I missing something other than placing said hat on top of the head? I mean this is a skill that needs to be notched in my belt if its real.
Apr 29 2013 12:50PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,298
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Apr 29 2013 1:03PM
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saxon
Posts: 1159 - Karma: 551
basically...
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Apr 29 2013 1:11PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
How can you say that she's perfect? you dont even know her. not that i know her either. but she might be a snob or really awkward or something.
Apr 29 2013 1:20PM
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saxon
Posts: 1159 - Karma: 551
not serious post was not serious...

Realistically, any valid point has likely been mentioned already. And this topic is so subjective, it really depends on the individual. I guess I am of the belief that a guy needs to figure out who is perfect based on what THEY think, not what NS thinks.
Apr 29 2013 1:29PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
Intelligence equal or superior to my own, wit, not overly emotional or clingy, gives me my own space when needed, shares some of my interests. Being smoking hot doesnt hurt either ;)



Also someone who's competent.
Apr 29 2013 1:35PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
More intelligent than you AND competent?

Lol ;)
Apr 29 2013 1:56PM
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cheezeNbacon
Posts: 341 - Karma: 145
lets see here
-has common sense
-pretty (skinny)
-long hair (color not important)
-athletic and tough (wont cry about a cut or injury and wont use it for attention)
-great skier (tours and can keep up)
-likes to backpack, bike, and raft
-wants to travel the world and see the country in my van
-spontaneous and adventurous
-hates drama and doesn't talk down about people
-appreciates nature and life for what it is (epic)
-and above all is happy all the time

yea I would never let this girl go
Apr 29 2013 2:12PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
I know, I'm hard to please.
Apr 29 2013 2:20PM
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.Capn.
Posts: 1454 - Karma: 152
Good nipple:boob ratio
Apr 29 2013 2:30PM
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turducken
Posts: 749 - Karma: 601
Bullshit. I bet if your girlfriend gave you the opportunity you'd jump all over it.
Apr 29 2013 5:33PM
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mynilla
Posts: 554 - Karma: 58

Blonde

Hot

Boobs

Butt

Smart

Athletic

DTF

Dresses Sexy

Gives Head

Gives up the butt

Apr 29 2013 5:45PM
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louie.mirags
Posts: 6015 - Karma: 5,028
You mean takes up the butt.. well maybe you don't? who am i to assume?
Apr 29 2013 5:53PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
You sound 12.


Also I like a girl who will actually give feedback on opinions and come up with her own. An independent girl is so hot to me.

Also one that likes to cuddle. Call me gay but I fucking love cuddling with girls.
Apr 30 2013 2:15AM
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nakedfun
Posts: 291 - Karma: 1,263
Thanks for posting a picture of me.

since you did such a thing i will write down reasons that i am a good girlfriend/wife

apart from having boobies and a behind.:

- i can cook and bake (i love to do both)
- i'm 4'10
- not clingy
- i'm really sweet
- snowboard as well as ski
- i love being outside and active
- i love being naked
- i'm really quite
- i'm usually down for any kind of adventure
- i'm an excellent swimmer
- i play piano
- i'm as soft as a baby
Apr 30 2013 3:22AM
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DirkaDirka
Posts: 298 - Karma: 1,079
adventure = anal?
Apr 30 2013 3:25AM
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nakedfun
Posts: 291 - Karma: 1,263
not opposed to it, but i'd really have to love the person to try it.
Apr 30 2013 3:58AM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
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Apr 30 2013 6:11AM
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HungryHypocrite
Posts: 765 - Karma: 939
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarfism

you are actually legally a dwarf...

not sure what to say...
Apr 30 2013 6:27AM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
Yes!!!!!
Apr 30 2013 9:34AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
I just laughed so fucking hard hahahahahahahaha
Apr 30 2013 9:36AM
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PKNeison
Posts: 313 - Karma: 721
"Your name is gay" says Dr.Dickless
Apr 30 2013 12:31PM
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.R-Lohin
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 117
This.
Apr 30 2013 1:31PM
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