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This is why you can't have nice things....

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MacMahoooon
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jake_tom_sully
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while the majority of the pubescent teenagers on ns find the fact that you are a girl attractive, they don't find you as attractive as you seem to. however all of ns thinks you're arrogant bitch. Most of ns might think you're hot but all of ns thinks you're a piece of shit. But ur like such a free spirit tehehehe!
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jake_tom_sully
Posts: 356 - Karma: 242
you think ns guys like you? Like this post if you'd rather see a picture of ellie rasta's dead but naked body rather than read another one of her retarded posts...
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annex_
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ahhahaha
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cheezeNbacon
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i never saw them!!!!!! pm me
12 years ago
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Feign
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Hey, nah. Get that dumb Facebook '500 likes so I can go to Disney' shit out of here man. I will agree though, her posts are more brain damaging than huffing diesel.
12 years ago
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--ski--
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So, should the pinknames embark upon a campaign on requesting for dick pics from all the new bluenames?

Purely in the name of equality, of course.
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Rachy
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I would personally enjoy it if every male on NS over the age of 20 sent me a photo of himself in a suit, and without a shirt on.

I'd enjoy that.


For the record... I actually have had a member send me a penis photo. It was not requested. I laughed. He was of age--so that's good.
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Dirac
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Makes a thread about how NS treats our female members. Refers to them as "things" in the title.

Nice.

12 years ago
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jake_tom_sully
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I'm just seeing how many people agree that her posts are dumb. and don't tell me to get the rating system out of here, I didn't create it i'm just using it.
12 years ago
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Jewschoolers
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just give me your number. its easier for me to text pictures ;)
12 years ago
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SKI.ING
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I'm in.
12 years ago
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mmallender.
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all you have to do is ask haha. i dont know how well my suit still fits though, so i might be out by default....
12 years ago
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Rosbif
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I don't even have a suit. *sadface*
12 years ago
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vertebruh
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no sorry thats just called puberty happens
12 years ago
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.frenchy
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I have decided that you're just a little rattled, simmer down there.
12 years ago
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Bateman
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Chill your horses, cowboy
12 years ago
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AT-AT
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Oh god. That's flawless.
12 years ago
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oil.
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did i miss ellie.rast boobies or?.......
12 years ago
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NMMedia
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this thread made me laugh, its gonna be a good day
12 years ago
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Puzzled
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thats a positive
12 years ago
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Jane6
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Hahah! Well played, sir. Well played.
12 years ago
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Dirty.Harry.
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QFE
12 years ago
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Dirac
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what?
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GayWolf420
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Quoted For Emphasis
12 years ago
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4ReeL_
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Made me laugh, who remembers (eye.am.naked) that shit was so funny
12 years ago
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MacMahoooon
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http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things
12 years ago
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errrka
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Now I tend to stay out of matters like these, but really....
This is why people hate you, everyone was done talking about you and then bam out of nowhere "I'm going to be a total bitch in this post, for no reason." Do you seriously have nothing better to do then make annoying self absorbed posts on a skiing forum? So please, either stop being a douche in every post or get out, you're making us look bad.
Sincerely,
Pink Names of NS
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Billiards.
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Historical meme aside, you called women "things." Overtly sexist. Automatic self ban.
12 years ago
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SKI.ING
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You picked up on something that is obvious to everyone and posted about it. Nice. I'm sure he meant it as a figure of speech, since this whole post is a factual joke. I hope that feminist humanities class your taking is really paying off for you.
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SKI.ING
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You picked up on something that is obvious to everyone and posted about it. Nice. I'm sure he meant it as a figure of speech, since this whole post is a factual joke. I hope that feminist humanities class your taking is really paying off for you.
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DayMan
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Nononononono. We need to stop this before it even begins. NS is not going to turn into the new facebook just because we now have up/down voting options. Another reason why we can't have nice things...
12 years ago
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Backyard.Skier
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pink names make the world go round
12 years ago
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Dirty.Harry.
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I knew the reference...but I still thought it was a funny point.
12 years ago
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-emile-
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no , you're a bitch.
12 years ago
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^nate^
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dick pics are out, penis photos are in!
12 years ago
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nakedfun
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I'm sorry i have a nice body and enjoy showing it to ns... not really sure how thats a bad thing, but hate away if you please :)
12 years ago
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Jane6
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oh no you didnt
12 years ago
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.Hugo.
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too bad your face is fucking beat
12 years ago
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nakedfun
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my face is awesome.
12 years ago
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ShredAZ
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I'm so excited for more pink names with self-esteem problems to join NS!
12 years ago
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katrina
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yea i dont get it
12 years ago
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Charlie_Kelly
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Because you come off as a cunt. and nobody likes a cunt.
12 years ago
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Nadia.
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Great solution to pink name problem is switching back to blue, or starting off with blue anyways. Comes with things like possibly being taken serious and fewer "she wants the d"/"tits or gtfo" references and replies. Then when/if they finally figure out it has a vag they're like !!!!!!!!!/mindfuck.

Kind of sad, but for girls no matter how good you get at your sport it will always come paired with a reference to your looks it most cases.

ie: Yeah she sends it, but damn have you seen her face? Nobody in their right mind would touch that with a 10ft pole.

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Who cares if she didn't grab - DAT AZZZZ!!!! Would hit that so hard!!!!


If female athletes are supposed to be selling gear as ambassadors to other females why is sex appeal for men half the package? Insert lesbian .gif

I think the solution for equality is to sex up male athletes more (preferably 20+). I wanna see more skin! When is it our turn?!
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Rachy
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This.... So much this.

I would like to see more hot fellows skiing shirtless. Little bit of snow burn is sexy.
12 years ago
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Nadia.
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Thank god summer is right around the corner.

But seriously, part of me wants to find a typical female advertisement all sexed up and then photoshop a male version of what things would look like if the gender stereotypes were reversed.

Just plain awkward... or awkwardly sexy. I'm not even sure.
12 years ago
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Jane6
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someone better make a video reply to the FD video with naked men and milk. 10/10 would watch again.
12 years ago
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jca
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ill do it if someone films me. #objectifymen2013
12 years ago
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Daph
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I prefer the term blunt, or brutally honest. but bitch works fine too.
12 years ago
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GayWolf420
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ur still hawt AF
12 years ago
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