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This is why you can't have nice things....

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MacMahoooon
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Apr 24 2013 12:16PM
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jake_tom_sully
Posts: 356 - Karma: 242
while the majority of the pubescent teenagers on ns find the fact that you are a girl attractive, they don't find you as attractive as you seem to. however all of ns thinks you're arrogant bitch. Most of ns might think you're hot but all of ns thinks you're a piece of shit. But ur like such a free spirit tehehehe!
Apr 25 2013 12:11AM
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jake_tom_sully
Posts: 356 - Karma: 242
you think ns guys like you? Like this post if you'd rather see a picture of ellie rasta's dead but naked body rather than read another one of her retarded posts...
Apr 25 2013 12:14AM
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annex_
Posts: 1659 - Karma: 1,499
ahhahaha
Apr 25 2013 12:44AM
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cheezeNbacon
Posts: 341 - Karma: 145
i never saw them!!!!!! pm me
Apr 25 2013 1:00AM
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Feign
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Hey, nah. Get that dumb Facebook '500 likes so I can go to Disney' shit out of here man. I will agree though, her posts are more brain damaging than huffing diesel.
Apr 25 2013 1:04AM
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--ski--
Posts: 1670 - Karma: 817
So, should the pinknames embark upon a campaign on requesting for dick pics from all the new bluenames?

Purely in the name of equality, of course.
Apr 25 2013 1:07AM
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Rachy
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I would personally enjoy it if every male on NS over the age of 20 sent me a photo of himself in a suit, and without a shirt on.

I'd enjoy that.


For the record... I actually have had a member send me a penis photo. It was not requested. I laughed. He was of age--so that's good.
Apr 25 2013 1:37AM
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Dirac
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Makes a thread about how NS treats our female members. Refers to them as "things" in the title.

Nice.

Apr 25 2013 1:38AM
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jake_tom_sully
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I'm just seeing how many people agree that her posts are dumb. and don't tell me to get the rating system out of here, I didn't create it i'm just using it.
Apr 25 2013 1:41AM
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Jewschoolers
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 1,142
just give me your number. its easier for me to text pictures ;)
Apr 25 2013 2:09AM
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SKI.ING
Posts: 2695 - Karma: 2,535
I'm in.
Apr 25 2013 2:52AM
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mmallender.
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all you have to do is ask haha. i dont know how well my suit still fits though, so i might be out by default....
Apr 25 2013 2:57AM
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Rosbif
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I don't even have a suit. *sadface*
Apr 25 2013 4:36AM
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vertebruh
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no sorry thats just called puberty happens
Apr 25 2013 4:57AM
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.frenchy
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I have decided that you're just a little rattled, simmer down there.
Apr 25 2013 6:29AM
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Bateman
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Chill your horses, cowboy
Apr 25 2013 7:02AM
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AT-AT
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Oh god. That's flawless.
Apr 25 2013 8:15AM
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oil.
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 1,254
did i miss ellie.rast boobies or?.......
Apr 25 2013 8:34AM
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NMMedia
Posts: 982 - Karma: 1,696
this thread made me laugh, its gonna be a good day
Apr 25 2013 8:54AM
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Puzzled
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thats a positive
Apr 25 2013 9:18AM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
Hahah! Well played, sir. Well played.
Apr 25 2013 11:26AM
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Dirty.Harry.
Posts: 1779 - Karma: 351
QFE
Apr 25 2013 12:44PM
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Dirac
Posts: 1304 - Karma: 335
what?
Apr 25 2013 1:00PM
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GayWolf420
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Quoted For Emphasis
Apr 25 2013 1:14PM
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4ReeL_
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Made me laugh, who remembers (eye.am.naked) that shit was so funny
Apr 25 2013 1:19PM
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MacMahoooon
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http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things
Apr 25 2013 1:24PM
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errrka
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 6,058
Now I tend to stay out of matters like these, but really....
This is why people hate you, everyone was done talking about you and then bam out of nowhere "I'm going to be a total bitch in this post, for no reason." Do you seriously have nothing better to do then make annoying self absorbed posts on a skiing forum? So please, either stop being a douche in every post or get out, you're making us look bad.
Sincerely,
Pink Names of NS
Apr 25 2013 1:36PM
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Billiards.
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Historical meme aside, you called women "things." Overtly sexist. Automatic self ban.
Apr 25 2013 1:38PM
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SKI.ING
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You picked up on something that is obvious to everyone and posted about it. Nice. I'm sure he meant it as a figure of speech, since this whole post is a factual joke. I hope that feminist humanities class your taking is really paying off for you.
Apr 25 2013 1:48PM
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SKI.ING
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You picked up on something that is obvious to everyone and posted about it. Nice. I'm sure he meant it as a figure of speech, since this whole post is a factual joke. I hope that feminist humanities class your taking is really paying off for you.
Apr 25 2013 1:48PM
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DayMan
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Nononononono. We need to stop this before it even begins. NS is not going to turn into the new facebook just because we now have up/down voting options. Another reason why we can't have nice things...
Apr 25 2013 1:53PM
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Backyard.Skier
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pink names make the world go round
Apr 25 2013 2:00PM
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Dirty.Harry.
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I knew the reference...but I still thought it was a funny point.
Apr 25 2013 3:53PM
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-emile-
Posts: 6610 - Karma: 8,583
no , you're a bitch.
Apr 25 2013 4:05PM
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^nate^
Posts: 1263 - Karma: 560
dick pics are out, penis photos are in!
Apr 25 2013 4:18PM
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nakedfun
Posts: 291 - Karma: 1,263
I'm sorry i have a nice body and enjoy showing it to ns... not really sure how thats a bad thing, but hate away if you please :)
Apr 25 2013 4:24PM
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Jane6
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oh no you didnt
Apr 25 2013 4:30PM
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.Hugo.
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too bad your face is fucking beat
Apr 25 2013 4:32PM
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nakedfun
Posts: 291 - Karma: 1,263
my face is awesome.
Apr 25 2013 4:34PM
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ShredAZ
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I'm so excited for more pink names with self-esteem problems to join NS!
Apr 25 2013 4:38PM
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katrina
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yea i dont get it
Apr 25 2013 5:37PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Because you come off as a cunt. and nobody likes a cunt.
Apr 25 2013 5:40PM
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Nadia.
Posts: 1124 - Karma: 1,104
Great solution to pink name problem is switching back to blue, or starting off with blue anyways. Comes with things like possibly being taken serious and fewer "she wants the d"/"tits or gtfo" references and replies. Then when/if they finally figure out it has a vag they're like !!!!!!!!!/mindfuck.

Kind of sad, but for girls no matter how good you get at your sport it will always come paired with a reference to your looks it most cases.

ie: Yeah she sends it, but damn have you seen her face? Nobody in their right mind would touch that with a 10ft pole.

or

Who cares if she didn't grab - DAT AZZZZ!!!! Would hit that so hard!!!!


If female athletes are supposed to be selling gear as ambassadors to other females why is sex appeal for men half the package? Insert lesbian .gif

I think the solution for equality is to sex up male athletes more (preferably 20+). I wanna see more skin! When is it our turn?!
Apr 25 2013 5:56PM
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Rachy
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This.... So much this.

I would like to see more hot fellows skiing shirtless. Little bit of snow burn is sexy.
Apr 25 2013 6:09PM
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Nadia.
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Thank god summer is right around the corner.

But seriously, part of me wants to find a typical female advertisement all sexed up and then photoshop a male version of what things would look like if the gender stereotypes were reversed.

Just plain awkward... or awkwardly sexy. I'm not even sure.
Apr 25 2013 6:15PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
someone better make a video reply to the FD video with naked men and milk. 10/10 would watch again.
Apr 25 2013 6:36PM
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jca
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ill do it if someone films me. #objectifymen2013
Apr 25 2013 6:43PM
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,007
I prefer the term blunt, or brutally honest. but bitch works fine too.
Apr 25 2013 6:58PM
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GayWolf420
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ur still hawt AF
Apr 25 2013 6:59PM
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