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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Fuck.


That is all
Apr 22 2013 8:51PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Basically as long as she takes it it works very fuckin well they just can't say 100% without being liable if someone does perchance get pregnant.
May 13 2013 9:39AM
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the_moderaper
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Story time:

I just broke up with a girl of 7 months who was on the pill. Pull out method all day, right? Well now I'm 5 days single and have a girl coming over. We start making out, lay down, get nekked, damn she's got those nice, big super firm boobs that don't sag, they almost look fake they're so nice, but anyways... I get the condom on, put it in, and just went flaccid salami. I felt barely anything the 10 seconds I was in there. She got mad awkward and left.

My problem is, the last box of ultra thins I bought had 3 break. Are there any other good feeling rubbers to aid my situation?

No, turning a "for her pleasure" condom inside-out doesn't make "for his pleasure." It just slipped off...
May 13 2013 11:39AM
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jeremy.g
Posts: 4931 - Karma: 459
ditch the latex. try lifestyle skins
May 13 2013 12:12PM
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nagger
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 882
hahhahaha shitty

my girl is going on the pill. pretty jazzed about it.

they should put addictive substances in birth control, that way no girl would ever forget
May 13 2013 12:38PM
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Pickles.
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Dollar store
May 13 2013 9:05PM
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MountainManDan
Posts: 305 - Karma: 297
Literally greatest thing ever. no hormones so minimal bitching, no forgetting pills, no pregnancy , and best of all, no condom
May 13 2013 9:30PM
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ElMexicano
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Bought my first pack a couple of days ago, got the skyn ones. So I randomly made the right choice .. sweet.

In the past the girl has always had em, got them because, well I don't want to rely on women right?

One has broken on me in the past, was like a lifestyles like regular nothing special.
May 13 2013 9:51PM
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louie.mirags
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This annoying chick I was dating got a horrible cyst somewhere in her lower region that popped while we were having sex. I am sure these two actions were a coincidence, I know my penis did not pop the cyst, but, it still led to internal bleeding. The cyst was caused by that, I do not know the science behind my claim. Thank God we went to the doctor, I honestly just wanted to tell her to stfu cause she was a drama queen...
May 14 2013 1:08PM
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ElMexicano
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Whether you poped it or not, that's pretty gnarly
May 14 2013 1:11PM
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PhaedeD
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May 14 2013 1:18PM
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Austin.ski
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this
May 14 2013 1:21PM
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