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Have you ever wanted to punch a child in the face real bad?

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Spagett+
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I do. every day when i see a child, of any race, minding his own business, maybe having a snack. I just want to walk up to him and give him one right in the face. just right in his face.
Apr 18 2013 7:31PM
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edai
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Like what age? Are we talking infants here? Teenagers?
Apr 18 2013 7:33PM
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Spagett+
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Like 4-7 year olds.
Apr 18 2013 7:34PM
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Hammyslapwagon
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does it matter?
Apr 18 2013 7:34PM
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PON3
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Nope, just gapers.
Apr 18 2013 7:36PM
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whoa-dere
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Apr 18 2013 7:38PM
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edai
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By some standards 17 year olds are children, others would consider children 4-12, etc.

You can't just go around punching 5 year old kids in the face, teenagers are different. It matters a lot. OP is kind of a sick fuck though
Apr 18 2013 7:40PM
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Hammyslapwagon
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as long as for teh lulz you can do anything
Apr 18 2013 7:47PM
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YoungChristmas
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Only when it's a baby crying on an airplane for 5+ hours.
Apr 18 2013 7:47PM
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ElCato
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oh please, i know for a FACT that you have punched 5 year olds in the face.
Apr 18 2013 7:51PM
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--ski--
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Everyday. I fucking hate kids/babies.
Apr 18 2013 7:56PM
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SFB
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wanted to? no i do whatever i want, if i want to punch a kid in the face(which i usually do) i do it and i do it right face punch knockout everytime. then i teabag them.
Apr 18 2013 10:27PM
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Zimmerman
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My 10 year old cousin is pure evil. If I could tee off on that fucker's face I would so damn hard.
Apr 18 2013 10:30PM
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GIF
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I'd go for the lower cut in the gut to knee in the face when they bend over.
Apr 18 2013 10:43PM
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iSmokeweed
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Brann stark before he could talk to animals and shit.
Apr 18 2013 10:46PM
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Spinoza
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pretty clever haha. although the delivery is weak
Apr 18 2013 10:48PM
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jcc03skis
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Terrible... just terrible.

Apr 18 2013 11:04PM
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.Apex.
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Yea I fucking hate kids, like they're self absorbed obnoxious little runts. I mean like a woman I'd never actually do it but I would love to just toss a bow at one.
Apr 19 2013 12:15AM
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Karkoskier
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I was a counselor for my towns summer youth program. My mom would come home everyday from work at the elementary school complaining about some of the kids, and I never understood her pain until I had to deal with all those little fuckers myself. If anything I'd punch their parents though.
Apr 19 2013 12:24AM
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_Garagely_
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Only if the kid is being a little shit.
Apr 19 2013 12:29AM
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Beaansss
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A kid was riding on the chair behind me, he was lptibably 4 or 5 and he was just pissing me off. So when he came up to me and said "I'm gunna punch you" I told him I was going to murder his family. He ended up crying.
Apr 19 2013 1:01AM
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jameskiy
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whats wrong with you dudes. no one should punch a kid in the face, thats just sad, plus he'll probs becoime a bully, if he's being a little shit make him cry with words.
Apr 19 2013 2:09AM
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Where-am-I
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only fictional children
Apr 19 2013 2:52AM
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deleted5
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Every time I've ever been on an airplane.
Apr 19 2013 3:02AM
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Arabian
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Every goddamn day. Do adolescent dogs count?
Apr 19 2013 3:17AM
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HungryHypocrite
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the little rich spoilt shits at my school that go "make me a burger bitch" to my friends on international day. I hope they all die
Apr 19 2013 3:21AM
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Andy_H
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Due to lack of punctuation, I'm not sure if you are an angry pirate or not. . .
Apr 19 2013 9:50AM
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Spagett+
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of course, especially children with adolescent dogs.
Apr 19 2013 3:01PM
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GayWolf420
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I work at a zipline/alpine slide place and that's basically what gets me through the day. Just fantasizing about absolutely pummeling some little shithead kid and his fucking douchebag parents.
Apr 19 2013 3:11PM
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ChillTeenDad420
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couple years ago workin as a ski instructor i was teaching a 7 year old kid obsessed with Halo who would make gun noises and say shit constantly like "BOOM SHOT IN THE NUTS! HAHAHA" and do a (pretty impressive) grunt squeal. Got really fuckin old after a while, I had to teach this kid every friday night for 8 weeks. Anyway, after a really shitty 8 weeks of telling him to calm down and listen and chasing down his runaway ass, his parents mention that he had aspergers. shoulda realized he was a tard can't believe i didn't know
Apr 19 2013 5:50PM
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JWeinstock
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hahaahha
Apr 19 2013 6:05PM
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Rafiki
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relevancy

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Apr 19 2013 8:53PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Today a kid had a tantrum all the way up the chairlift. First time I've wanted to punch a kid in the face in a while.
Apr 19 2013 9:23PM
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hippy.
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I kinda want to punch people in the face that I just met or helped them with something to see how they would react...like a mothafuckin suckerpunch to the face! Anyone else?
Apr 19 2013 9:26PM
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JORMUNGAND
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i could ruin everything for you but i wont
Apr 19 2013 9:39PM
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Bateman
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this looks like so old-ass Archer prototypey thingy
Apr 19 2013 9:47PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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I once punched a baby who was still inside it's mother.
Apr 19 2013 9:54PM
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Karkoskier
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Very necessary
 


This movie kinda sucked overall, but this part is too hilarious.
Apr 19 2013 10:41PM
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GayWolf420
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If by adolescent you mean those little fucking ankle biter runt dogs, then yes you may. Lets be real here. Those are real dogs.
Apr 22 2013 9:18AM
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louie.mirags
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doesn't realize how lucky he is to ski in April, little spoiled prick..
Apr 22 2013 10:19AM
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GayWolf420
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Shouldn't of touched the kid. Yeah he was being a little fucker but it wasn't needed. Now the dad has a reason to take both your heads off, sue your company and possibly get you two fired. Honestly I think people do that shit on purpose.

And on the topic of overly heated dads, We had a guy come down to the bottom after his alpine slide ride very, very, very fmad for some reason. I guess he got stuck behind a little kid all the way down (lolz) and as he was approaching the finish, he was all like "fuck this shit, I can't believe I paid for this fucking bullshit, Fuck all these people here, They're fucking worthless" and all this shit while there are multiple young families with kids ranging ages 3 to 11. Then I guess he goes up to the employees working the bottom (one of them is a girl) and starts bitching them out. As his wife is like trying to calm her fucking roid-rage filled lou forigno husband, he takes the 70 pound sled and like chucks it at the employees all like "fuck you guys, I'm out." It was wild. Mind you this was all in front of the dudes wife and kids who were probable ages 5 and 7. Some people, man.
Apr 22 2013 10:21AM
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GayWolf420
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Yeah it happens. Heated parents are always funny to watch though. Way to go ruining your families day because you get overly worked up about something. I feel bad for the kids mostly. Not the spouse.
Apr 22 2013 10:48AM
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Daph
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Children in public places, no matter the age. I'm talking restaurants, ski hills, airplanes, bathrooms, hell even just walking down the street. There should be a fucking behavioral test that the little fuckers have to pass before I'm forced to be around them. I hate children with a fiery burning passion and I'm never fucking having them.

Oh and don't get me started on little babies. Nasty pink agglomerations of shit, puke, more shit, and spit. But everyone is like "omg look at their cute chubby little fingers"
Bitch, why are you touching that? Do you have ANY idea where those fingers have been? I literally just saw that nasty little blob with its fingers so far up its nose and in its mouth. I swear to god, do they ever stop drooling? Ugh
Apr 22 2013 12:22PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Apr 22 2013 12:23PM
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Laurent.
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I have that issue with twelve year old inbred kings.

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Apr 22 2013 12:43PM
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Arabian
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When we have kids, we'll make them wear Bane masks and keep them on leashes until they can act right in public.
Apr 22 2013 3:49PM
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Zimmerman
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Thisthisthis.
Apr 22 2013 5:06PM
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RimJobber
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All summer long.
I'm a lifeguard at a waterpark and those little shitheads get on your nerves.
Apr 22 2013 5:07PM
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Daph
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this is pure genius
Apr 22 2013 5:09PM
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Chron_Rabbit
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I lost it so hard my dad asked if I was ok.
Apr 22 2013 6:47PM
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