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LOLKevinWare
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Apr 14 2013 12:15AM
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*Bird
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Apr 14 2013 12:20AM
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grapejuice3000+
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Apr 14 2013 12:22AM
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edai
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look how cut he is

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Apr 14 2013 12:23AM
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Squable
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Im getttin the heeby jeebies
Apr 14 2013 12:25AM
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roddy116
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i have no idea what the fuck is going on, also best possible first post.
Apr 14 2013 12:26AM
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*Bird
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haha i was pretty stoked
Apr 14 2013 3:00AM
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cbj
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Also my mom called me lysdexic earlier today, what does that mean?
Apr 14 2013 5:27AM
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Bateman
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quality first post.
Apr 14 2013 6:32AM
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Jane6
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courtesy of Mike-o
Apr 14 2013 7:36AM
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feihlination
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i bet in satans favourite picture of himself are less crosses
Apr 14 2013 10:52AM
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Big_Spence
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well i reachech my LOL limit for this sunday already at 8am.
Apr 14 2013 10:58AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Apr 14 2013 11:04AM
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feihlination
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if i am not mistaking "this":


great choice
Apr 14 2013 11:06AM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,294
You are correct sir. This is the face behind a lot of the hate that has been spewed on this site. I just look at it and laugh, realizing everything he says in now invalid.
Apr 14 2013 11:08AM
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feihlination
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i think he has a similar pic in his profile or had (too lazy to look it up). kid is batshit crazy. times were pretty tough when he was posting more. i think he took a break and came back over the last few months, to the despise of us all
Apr 14 2013 11:38AM
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ChrisSkisChronic
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Apr 14 2013 11:50AM
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yuck
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"loser condemns the next million souls!"

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Apr 14 2013 1:18PM
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howlongcanausern
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Apr 14 2013 1:22PM
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Mr.Mitten
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Damn beat me to it
Apr 14 2013 1:33PM
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E.C.
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Apr 14 2013 1:40PM
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Lavieille
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Apr 14 2013 1:52PM
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Chunter
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lol Kevin...
Apr 14 2013 1:53PM
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LoathesRaisins
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Apr 14 2013 2:19PM
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wellthisisold
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Apr 14 2013 2:22PM
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Anathema
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dave grohl makes the best satan


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Apr 14 2013 2:25PM
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J-C
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Apr 14 2013 2:52PM
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Spagett+
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illbread
Apr 14 2013 2:54PM
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act.resist
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Apr 14 2013 6:44PM
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howlongcanausern
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not cool
Apr 14 2013 7:23PM
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GayWolf420
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Satans a pretty good guy, Punishes the damned and he doesn't afraid of anything.
Apr 14 2013 7:25PM
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El_Barto.
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Which buttface mod removed OPs icon?
Apr 14 2013 7:27PM
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act.resist
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how is that not cool, are you a nazi or something?
Apr 14 2013 7:29PM
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Daph
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And thank you Lord for Satan
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Apr 14 2013 9:00PM
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whoa-dere
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probably gato, that piece of shit
Apr 14 2013 9:02PM
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zues
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people who believe in satan are dumber than people who believe in god.
Apr 14 2013 9:05PM
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salomon097
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Apr 14 2013 9:20PM
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SwagasaurusRex
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Wait, if Satan condemns and punishes evil souls, wouldn't that make him good?
Apr 14 2013 9:41PM
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roddy116
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i dont think putting red hot tridents up someones ass makes anyone a good person. but who knows maybe you are in to that.
Apr 14 2013 9:42PM
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whoa-dere
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reminds me of
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Apr 14 2013 9:43PM
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Kooky_Lukey
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Apr 14 2013 11:17PM
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feihlination
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actually a good point. pontius pilatus and judas were saints in the early phase of christianity.


christianity has tons of logic holes and they zig-zagged their way from one dogma to the other
Apr 15 2013 9:57AM
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theBearJew
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funny thing is that pic has no face swap or anything. Thats the devil on the show Bible.

Apr 15 2013 10:02AM
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feihlination
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also please show me the passage in the bible where he does that.
Apr 15 2013 10:14AM
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El_Barto.
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shut up
Apr 15 2013 10:17AM
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feihlination
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he clearly doesnt know what hes talking about. being a christian and such you would think that he knows whats in the bible.

prometheus and lucifer were friends of humanity and gave the freedom and civilization beyond a protected life in paradise.


during the middle ages, the picture changed a little bit (irony) and a lot of characters in the bible which did evil things were condemned. but they allowed gods plan to come to fruition. without judas, there is noone to betray jesus. without pilatus, he wouldnt die for our sins (which is not an "original" element of christianity, but i digress). without satan, there is noone to entrap jesus (not as important as the other two one might argue).

and satan is in general a pretty unimportant figure in the new testament. his whole hell/purgatory thingy was invented, like much of christianity, centuries later.
Apr 15 2013 10:39AM
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Bonzalo
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Actually, the devil gave humans critical thinking, which God didn't want. He wanted us to not eat from the tree of knowledge of whateverthehell so we could basically be thought-slaves for eternity, but the devil did us a favor and turned the tables there with a single conversation.
Also, the devil killed a grand total of 10 people in the bible, while god killed somewhere around 2.3 million.

He understands human nature, but doesn't judge you for being human.
He accepts god's unwanted children unconditionally.
And still, he's the dickhead. Why? Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's our silent guardian. A watchful protector.

A dark knight.
Apr 15 2013 11:00AM
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feihlination
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^quality post. and i am not a satanist or whatever insult might be coming my way. i just want to point out the dozens of inconsistencies in christian dogmas
Apr 15 2013 11:06AM
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Andy_H
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Sarah Palin. I'm on mobile so I can't post a pic
Apr 15 2013 11:09AM
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technique.
Posts: 1538 - Karma: 308
fuuuuuuuckin quality! haahah
Apr 15 2013 11:31AM
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