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Official Jorts Appreciation Thread

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GIF
Posts: 468 - Karma: 1,279
Jorts are some of the sexiest apparel to have been invented,
just check this dude out!
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12 years ago
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,363
you are the only person i know who wears jorts.
12 years ago
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GIF
Posts: 468 - Karma: 1,279
Who the HELL are YOU?!
12 years ago
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,823
I just chopped a pair of old torn up jeans into jorts. Love the mobility i get with them, my favorite shorts to climb/ boulder in.
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GIF
Posts: 468 - Karma: 1,279
Your so out of touch with your masculinity

oh and your a douche, that too!
12 years ago
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,363
get the fuck out illbread no one likes you and you just posted something from a show for 7 year old girls. #gtfosquad.
12 years ago
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GIF
Posts: 468 - Karma: 1,279
I'm pretty sure that ponies cure cancer too... so your little picture doesn't make sense
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SFB
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yeah what a stupid idiot.
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DIX~
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Who would go through the effort to shop those on? At least it looks shopped to me (from the pixels and having seen a lot of shoops in my day)
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whoa-dere
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GIF
Posts: 468 - Karma: 1,279
But seriously women in a nice pair of jorts is a very nice sight!
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,552
Colin Campbell makes jorts kool
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t_rob
Posts: 6433 - Karma: 11,460
Biden and clinton. Lol.
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Culture+
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GIF
Posts: 468 - Karma: 1,279
YOUR MEMES ARE SO COOL AND NICE!!!

douche...
12 years ago
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
Wtf


I like jean shorts. on girls

12 years ago
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LOLKevinWare
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Ya know jorts are the only shorts to jort
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jca
Posts: 4180 - Karma: 6,366
i fucks wit jorts

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DIX~
Posts: 4695 - Karma: 6,502
What's cookin
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Jeebus.
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I would love to run into you in a dark alley someday.
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Phil-X-
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I need to make some jorts for 2 up coming barndances with a sorority and my ski club. anyone recommend ideal length for maximum jort style?
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Jeebus.
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Mid thigh.
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Jeebus.
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when standing
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Phil-X-
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my brand my be visible mid thigh and shed be like dafaq
12 years ago
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Granby_killdozer
Posts: 2489 - Karma: -13,996
can't go wrong with some daisy dukes
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,823
The pic a few posts above is like prime length. the ski one
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,498
went hiking in jeans once and it was way to hot so i cut the bottoms off..

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12 years ago
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,823
you gotta chop them shits up like 5 inches or so
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,156
inb4 young_hawaii
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Rockhound
Posts: 3432 - Karma: 851
dude jorts are awesome, you just gotta keep em at a slimmer profile that tapers to the knee. i wear the fuck out of jorts, they're like jeans, but at the same time a bit cooler than like nice quality denim in the summer and stuff.

in order to rock jorts, you have to cut them yourself
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,472
Jorts are mad chill, bro man
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E-Nix
Posts: 382 - Karma: 187
I wear jorts more often than Tobias Fünke.
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Jeebus.
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well, obviously.
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987321654hgfd
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jca
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nevernude?
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SFB
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he will devour the family of illbread.
12 years ago
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whoa-dere
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Shouldn't have worn jeans in the first place
12 years ago
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GIF
Posts: 468 - Karma: 1,279
Never ever get pre-cut jorts, they are extraordinarily homosexual whereas if you cut them yourself they are a godly show of manlyhood
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