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Pick up lines ... in the lift line.

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freeskier108
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Post one:

Hey, is this going up?
www.absoluteskishop.com
Nov 16 2004 9:02PM
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b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48
Tight clothes make it hard for me to breathe
But your not wearing tight clothes
No, but you are....
I think this would work well with gs suit-wearing racers
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fear makes it fun

Before 1954, when the United States was in the middle of the Cold War, the pledge did not include a reference to God. In adding it, members of Congress said they wanted to set the United States apart from 'godless communists.'

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There's no such thing as an expiration date for bleue cheese. Instead, it's a 'cheese will most likely be bleuer by this date' date.
Nov 17 2004 7:30PM
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lipen69
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do you ski?

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Stay Black Nigga
Nov 17 2004 7:44PM
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skimack
Posts: 2458 - Karma: 33
'So, skiing huh? ... how's that working out for you? ...' If you're not getting some in a matter of minutes after using that line, then I don't know what's wrong with you.


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'Today I washed my shirt with my washboard abs. I didn't even have to take it off, I just poured water on the stain and scrubbed it on my abs.' (My little brother)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
Nov 17 2004 8:51PM
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Rez4frederick
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hahahahahhahahahahah
making out on the chair is cool!! i finally did that last season.
damn, i can't come up with one right now....
SITZEN
Nov 18 2004 12:41PM
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Snubluck
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Grab their boobs while you're on the chairlift.....just trust me, they dig it.

-at least you went down naked-

'If brain power was gas you couldn't power a toy motorcycle around a penny.' Phrosty
Nov 18 2004 6:21PM
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Pavesi
Posts: 628 - Karma: 10
Here's a quarter...call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight.
Nov 18 2004 7:06PM
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SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,646
So how do u like your eggs?
Scrambled?
or fertilized?
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Does it teleport?
Nov 18 2004 7:38PM
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fcskier27
Posts: 736 - Karma: 11
if i told u that u had a nice body would u hold it against me?

if they say yes, hold their body against urs, if they say no, then in ur in





oh well
Nov 18 2004 7:43PM
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kjfreerider
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^ that ones great accept it can get u slaped... alot...




dont get it twisted
Nov 18 2004 7:54PM
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1080ski
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 191
but you have a helmet, so it lessens the slap... duh!
Nov 18 2004 8:31PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
some of these are good. i encourage you boys to use them. i think they're real funny if a dude pulled one on me, he'd be my hero




-Lauren



I dropped out of high school to ski.
Nov 18 2004 8:38PM
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Raek
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this winter will be good....

ive tried this before and it has worked...
Talk about diff. places where you have skied and start off by talkin about the mtn ... then start saying how you have been in europe and the such that you have international training....

another one is.. wanna eat my cake and frosting?
no snow..
no girls..
no future..
Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...

Rock the Steeze

NY represent
Nov 18 2004 8:52PM
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hucker22
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wow those are funny do you ski?
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some people like their cucumber pickled
Nov 18 2004 9:44PM
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B-Har406
Posts: 2484 - Karma: 6
i dont know whos this is but ive heard it before: Is that a mirror in ur pants, because i can see myself in them




we bet this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court... oops.-Skiierman


no, you get a rear wheel drive car, and do a donut, and punt them across the street with the tail of the car. that's how to do it with ghetto bling bling steeze.-Bangor
Nov 18 2004 9:47PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
'Your eyes are the same color as my penis.'
AK BC SESH
Nov 18 2004 9:53PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
or you could just grab her boob and say 'don't mind if i do!'

'Have you been eating Lucky Charms lately? Cause you're Magically Delicious!'
AK BC SESH
Nov 18 2004 9:54PM
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[~_~]
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any more?

AK BC SESH
Nov 18 2004 10:17PM
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ski_Crystal
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haha. if a guy said some of these to me in a lift line or on a lift they would so be in.
here's a few more that i would never use since i'm a girl but i'll add anyways:
~lick your finger then touch it to her jacket or pants then say, 'since your clothes are wet, lets go back to my place and get you out of them'
~look at your watch then say, 'my magic watch says you're not wearing any underwear' look at your watch again then say, 'oh, my bad, its two hours fast!'


~-~NWFT~-~

*Kirsten*


start smoking crack. It'll probably be better for you, and you won't need alcohol anymore - Melvs
Nov 18 2004 10:21PM
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[~_~]
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'In' as in 'in for it'? or 'In' as in ahh well, I dunno. you tell me.
AK BC SESH
Nov 19 2004 12:13AM
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[~_~]
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^^What do you mean by 'in'?^^
AK BC SESH
Nov 19 2004 12:21AM
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skibunnie
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yup i agree a lot of those are great and you should all try them. if someone said those to me theres a good chance they would work. plus if you ski thats an automatic bonus.



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watch out I have BADD
Nov 19 2004 12:24AM
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-=koLLac=-
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this is FUNNY SHIT! what about addign a foreign accent (not forcing it...I do have one)

and I totally dig the 'nice skis....they match!' one, it's soo funny! I wish we had newschool chicks at whiteface! pleeeeeeeaase! come enjoy some ice this season!
Nov 19 2004 12:25AM
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[~_~]
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^^are any of you ppl guys?^^
AK BC SESH
Nov 19 2004 1:00AM
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feezy
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 23
there were like two chicks.. and their feedback is greatly appreciated
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way cool
Nov 19 2004 1:33AM
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estaked
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but both of those girls are ummmmmmmmmmm fuk ummmmmmm they are biased
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'BUT THIS YEAR....THE BITCHES FROM THE CITY ARE GONNA BE STRAIGHT SCHOOLIN' THE IDIOTIC WOMEN'S FREERIDE POSER TEAM. SAY BUH BYE TO YOUR BOYZ GIRLZ.....' -christie-luv2ski

THE LAB

*NWFT*
Nov 19 2004 2:08AM
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jpsnowbumb
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Hey babe, are those Jesus pants you are wearing??

Cuz you really need to get nailed!

Nov 19 2004 2:28AM
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andyrightcoast
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Ask her what the fuck shes doing out of the kitchen. What's wrong with you people. Women... Lift line... HA!


-Andy
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Nov 19 2004 2:30AM
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sconniestyle
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'hey, you dropped something...' (she looks around) 'it was my jaw.'



mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'
Nov 19 2004 2:51AM
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[~_~]
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hahaha Jesus Pants? wtf??
AK BC SESH
Nov 19 2004 3:06AM
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skibunnie
Posts: 1756 - Karma: 14
estaked biased how? i just think they're funny and if a guy said them to me i would laugh and start talking to him, which is a start at least, right?



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watch out I have BADD
Nov 19 2004 8:45AM
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-=koLLac=-
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that's really nice of you girls...I mean, how often do you get sincere answers/advice in the forums of NS?
Nov 19 2004 8:47AM
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telestar6
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Single! wink wink.

I think rails in general are just a phase. - Anthony Boronowski

D-loc's picture looks like a monkey smoking that cig. If you had a mug like that would you really want everyone to see it.
Nov 19 2004 1:24PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
bias? or just 'don't matter' ?




-Lauren



I dropped out of high school to ski.
Nov 19 2004 6:25PM
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Tha_Docta
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bitch spank my monkey while i ride up on yo bumper.
Nov 19 2004 6:58PM
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Tha_Docta
Posts: 73 - Karma: 10
if you dont do me ill cut your thraot and rape your palid lifeless corpse
Nov 19 2004 6:59PM
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-=koLLac=-
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^you're sick
Nov 19 2004 7:17PM
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tricksterboardin
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pklink04's was nice and Highfive's also

i am Sum Ting Wong praise me- Sum Ting Wong july 5th 2004
Nov 19 2004 7:18PM
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-=koLLac=-
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'you wanna ride mein the gondole? ehm...I mean ride the gondola with me?'
Nov 19 2004 7:18PM
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guddgulf17
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nice kollac
i have been known to slide down mountains on occasion, like every saturday and sunday november through may
Nov 19 2004 7:49PM
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sconniestyle
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'damn bitch, you are stupid fly. let me pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey.'



mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'
Nov 19 2004 8:04PM
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I'm having the fear of half of the 'female' members are actually male members...
AK BC SESH
Nov 19 2004 9:36PM
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highfive
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Trust me, if you threaten to push her off the lift chair she will do anything for you.
you are all stupid faggots.
Nov 19 2004 9:42PM
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Pavesi
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^r u like some psycho rapper
Nov 19 2004 9:54PM
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Adamskinick
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(go up to girl) 'hey, i have a huge penis...'
NS Philosopher
Nov 19 2004 9:58PM
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'Psycho Rapper'?

'If I could re-arrange any letters of the alphebet, I would but U and I together'
AK BC SESH
Nov 19 2004 10:03PM
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ski_Crystal
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first off, i am a girl. and secondly, i said what i said for the same reason skibunnie said it. they are funny lines and they are great conversation starters
AJ-what are you talking about? what do you mean by biased?
~-~NWFT~-~

*Kirsten*


start smoking crack. It'll probably be better for you, and you won't need alcohol anymore - Melvs
Nov 19 2004 11:36PM
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trama1260
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How much does a penguin weigh?
enough to break the ice!
its in the water
Nov 20 2004 1:50AM
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Ski_Unit_19
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if you were a booger id pick u first!
Gotta Attack the MOUNTAIN!!!!
Dec 12 2004 11:43AM
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witty
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after a few runs do you wanna go get some food and fuck?
NO!

....whats wrong with the food here?
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witty cent is now live on stage!
Dec 12 2004 7:48PM
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eastcoast_skier_1080
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Heres one for you from the east coast
I wish I was cross-eyed so I could see you twice
Dec 12 2004 7:49PM
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