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Lack of pua threads---Your hilarious openers sets IOIs negs

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first_rodeo
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Where the fuck are the threads about pua and end game?

What are you most successful openers?

Funniest openers/ negs ?

I usually open with kino and instantly avoid friend zone

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current body count-- 16,   claim           does ns allow me to post actual sexts, not just safe sexts

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introvert
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huh
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RimJobber
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first_rodeo
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inb4

can i pee in your  butt

12 years ago
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JakeAssBeatClap
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It seems as if this kid either read some sort of "How to Pick Up Hot Babes" book this week, or he watched both seasons of VH1's "The Pick Up Artist" on youtube.

No OP you're not cool and it's okay that your a virgin. It just sucks that you are this guy.

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Arabian
Posts: 702 - Karma: 1,298
Filthy fucking PUA's. Gtfo you piece of shit.
12 years ago
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.Hugo.
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What the hell are you talking about? Pua, end game, negs? You should lay off the pots
12 years ago
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,402
my best neg-


Ay, yo bitch, you got some fat on that stomach.



then I gracefully rub my thumb on their forehead

This gives that physical touch that matters, while giving them a sense of symbolism because they recall their childhood watching lion king
12 years ago
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rsvp
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what the fuck is happening here
12 years ago
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first_rodeo
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hahah i just took a large marijuana before this Stats class
12 years ago
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SFB
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you are now my least favorite ns member.
12 years ago
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
Or you can talk to women like a normal person and not treat it like a game
12 years ago
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El_Barto.
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OP bottles and condenses his farts to use as body wash
12 years ago
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Phil-X-
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People wondering what the fuck OP is talking about-


PUA - Pick Up Artist

the other shit listed is stuff PUAs use to lure girls in to liking them. for example

a neg is a small negative comment which holds a complimentary background-


PUA- You have really nice hair, is that the natural color?

Girl- No, Im naturally blonde

PUA- Oh, well it looks good anyways
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first_rodeo
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Your thread People who should not have go pros 

Ironic, because you dont have any photos, edits, footy

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12 years ago
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SFB
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dont care your thread made no sense whatsoever.
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timmi
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With 20 easy payments of 300 dollars you can soon be as cool and radical as these buckets of dildos.


But seriously, I love this show.
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