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Unfortunate names

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gatley-o9mil.
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What are some of the most unfortunate names you have ever heard? mine in order are
1.(lastname)kuntz
2.(lastname)manlove
3.(lastname)fagan
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Davy.Crockett
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Gay Updike
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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Camancho4prez

poor guy
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YouAllSuck
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I had an English teacher a few years back whose husbands last name is Fague, she kept her last name.
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whoa-dere
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i had a mister kum. im not sure how it's spelled but you pronounce cum
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Joebin
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I used to know a hooligan named Butthead. He actually wound up doing some acting work and got a part in a show on MTV. You may have seen him before. This is a pic from his facebook when he went to DC last summer.
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extravert
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Mike Hunt
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C-Burg
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Sharon Peters
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Pancake_Fucker
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I knew a guy named Bradley Madley. Not that unfortunate but still what the fuck were his parents thinking? Also had a friend named Harry ring. He had a few jokes tossed his way.
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Bodhisattva_
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Yeah just heard on some rock radio station that a couple in Sweden were in flirt because they named their kid something ridiculous and that the govt controls what you can name your kid? Didn't go in to detail and it was some ignorant redneck jockey so idk what the real story is.

But I sold a ticket to a dude named Robert Roberts last weekend. Not that bad but I mean the one fucking name that is your last name, you just had to name him Robert? Literally could have been anything in the world and you had to make it the same fucking name..
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PigBenis
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probably this totally legit name
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stupendous-man
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I legitemitely know a man named Rusty Kuntz, he coaches a little kid soccer team as a matter of fact.
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gigi.d
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My dad knew this guy in his high school that was named Jack Mehoff.
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feihlination
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obviously has advantages and disadvantages. like you couldnt call a kid "facebook" here i think. or 80% of those "black names" wouldnt be accepted to protect the child of ridicule.


and i think that parents do that with so much fucking purpose, its not even funny. like to get attention. in the case of the guy i mentioned, there is no way that you dont say the name of your kid at least once with the last name. they knew for sure that he is forever the "pure fool" (he actually has a ski store and sponsors a soccer team, pretty hilarious when you read his name on their jerseys. and his son as well, they probably think that its so easy to get anyones attention with giving your kid a horseshit name.
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~bagelz~
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My great grandpa was Gaylord. My grandmas names is agnus but goes by her middle name annette. Why the fuck would you name a girl agnus. I know a kid here in Italy who's last name is capocchione which nowadays means big tip of the dick( capocchia: tip of tip dick/foreskin).
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Otter.
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Ben Dover
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Mormor_Olga
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Ben Dover
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*Nickdel*
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Member at the golf course i worked at name was Richard (dick) Rasch
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fawne.
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hmm my name is kinda interesting... Fawne Steigerwald! Fawn which is a baby deer and then my last name mean male deer in woods. so all together it would be baby male deer in woods.

my parents did not think this through. haha

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Bodhisattva_
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Lol dick rash
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Dr.Gonzo
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Ban Dover
Barrie Mcockener
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Petey.
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My aunt is named Porn, pronounced 'pon'
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Petey.
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She's from Thailand..
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Caucasian_Asian
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I knew a girl who's last name was "Malbeouf".  It translates from French as "Bad Beef".

I went to school with Jay Gough.
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E.C.
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my professers name is Rim Jaber
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sveinung
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Gaylord Focker
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oil.
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being named Hashtag.
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Mr.Sloth
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Kid at my school is named Lovedeep. He's a fucking g
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yuck
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Pat McGroin was a good one. i know i met someone else with a hilarious name but i cant think of it atm.
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sweet_caroline
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Jenna Tull.
And last name Seeman.
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Relish_man
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A guy who works for the 34 Brigade for the Canadian Army is called Corporal Suck (don't know his first name)
Also, this summer on my infantry course our combat storeman was called Dan Nemes (or Semen Nad when inversed)

On top of that, some guy in my class is called Anas Shiite
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A-Mac.
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Rusty Kuntz
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562056961108
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Kaitlyn Tegethoff... pronounced take-it-off.

She was pretty good looking too, go figure.
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gatley-o9mil.
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have a friend named Deep, hes a G and super rich
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gatley-o9mil.
Posts: 357 - Karma: 1,414
also i had a foods teacher who had Dick for a last name and her first name was claire so on her doo it read mrs.C.Dick
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PeteMez
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Twins, named Chris and Drew Peacock.
Also a Austrian or German ski jumper called 'Andreas Wank' Legit.
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Z.J.H.
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Ben Dover...
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Rachy
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One of my students was named Poon Poon.

First name Poon. Last name Poon.
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NinetyFour
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Do I have a cool story for you. I'm going to school with a guy who has the last name Seman. Anyways, I was putting his contact info in to my phone the other day, hand the phone to get him to check it all out... I accidentally put his last name down Semen. Needless to say, he got me to change that.
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bigmike2
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i know a kid name Ethan seaman (eaten seamen)
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blazer258
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2 chains
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whoa-dere
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2 chainZ, dope ass name

there's an ashley POON and you actually pronounce poon lol.
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.squirrely.
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theres a harry wang at my school... poor kid
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steezburgereddie
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http://www.11points.com/News-Politics/11_Unfortunate_(and_Possibly_Fake)_Names_On_TV_News_Graphics
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270on420out
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Kid I know of is named Dow. His last name is Jones, and his sister's name is Indiana.
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whoa-dere
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the sister should be dow. cuz she go up and down hurrrrrrr
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Bodhisattva_
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Lol I didn't know semen was such a common last name. Kid I have gone to school with forever is named semon, he used to say it was pronounced see-moan but now he just embraces it.. Funny because our super awkward assistant football coach always paused and could never bring himself to say it.
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boo10159
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Teacher at my old school when married blah blah, got divorced, ms. Loveless
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Caucasian_Asian
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I went to school with a girl who's last name was Chase.  We used to joke that she was going to marry a guy named Johnson, and that her name would be Chase-Johnson.

Fast forward 15 years, and she meets and falls in love with a guy and gets married.  His last name?  Cock.  Her last name is now Chase-Cock.  I can't make this up.
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Swagzilla
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Dan Gleesack
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