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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Go to google and search the most uncomfortable question you could ask a stranger and click on the first result that comes up. For example I searched, "who wants to abort a baby," and this is what came up.

Answer:
There is nothing you can drink to have an abortion.

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_to_drink_when_you_want_to_abort_a_baby


Whoever wrote that up has never force-fed their preggo counter-part liquor and crack. Fucking idiots.

I'm interested in seeing what you little cunts come up with.
Apr 4 2013 12:41AM
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DirkaDirka
Posts: 298 - Karma: 1,079
You have have no life man. Get off NS
Apr 4 2013 12:43AM
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Royal-bamboo
Posts: 294 - Karma: 105
I searched where I can buy one of these "boners" that everyone is talking about and I found a few on sale and I am definitely interested in buying one! Does anyone have one I can borrow? I will pay in euros!
Apr 4 2013 12:45AM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
and i get -k all day?
Apr 4 2013 12:45AM
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
yeah, cuz ur a p.o.s.
Apr 4 2013 12:50AM
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_Garagely_
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 3,198
I searched "What does your anus feel like?" and this is what I got: "Getting your ass penetrated should be prerequisite for life because it's an experience that teaches humility and encourages teamwork."
Apr 4 2013 12:51AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
that's not necessarily going to kill the baby...the fetus might go through FAS and have a lot of other serious problems. But force feeding a pregnant woman obcene amounts of an alcohol-crack solution is probably not only going to kill the baby but is also going to kill the woman...

idunnobroyoujustsoundstupid
Apr 4 2013 12:57AM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3544 - Karma: 1,171
"What happens when you shoot yourself in the face with a shotgun"

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/archive/index.php/t-662195.html
Apr 4 2013 1:30AM
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Arabian
Posts: 667 - Karma: 880
Whoever replied to that question was incorrect. There IS something you can take to have an abortion. It's called a long tall glass of stairs.
Apr 4 2013 1:32AM
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Wompuscat
Posts: 818 - Karma: 380
This idea is bad and you should feel bad.
Apr 4 2013 1:37AM
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AdmiralSnackbar
Posts: 85 - Karma: 22
hey skiierman, why do I get pictures of Ron Weasly when I image search your username?
Apr 4 2013 2:08AM
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