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I Hate Longboarders

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Arabian
Posts: 667 - Karma: 880
The are the scum of the earth. They intertwine through campus without regard for rules or anybody else. Carving down a hill in front of 10 cars at 10mph should be warrant murder from inconvenienced traffic. No, you don't look cool. No, it's not like, awesome, brah. You're fucking rats and I hope you die in traffic. /rant.
Apr 1 2013 2:02AM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
I hate people that longboard on flat ground
Apr 1 2013 2:02AM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
in basketball shoes pushing mongo
Apr 1 2013 2:04AM
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-MK-
Posts: 3253 - Karma: 5,332
If you skate mongo, you gonna die
Apr 1 2013 2:28AM
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5m0k3we3d
Posts: 309 - Karma: 83
fucking geeds cruising around on my sidewalks and cutting me off
Apr 1 2013 2:43AM
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Ksteez666
Posts: 227 - Karma: 123
Longboarding is one of the sickest sports, i can see how its annoying if they suck and they're going slowly down a hill or cutting people of on your campus but if you watch longboard downhill or freeride videos they're sick as shit
Apr 1 2013 3:19AM
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J-LUVrunsthegame
Posts: 224 - Karma: 29
long boarders are comoeplete fucks straight ups 1005
Apr 1 2013 3:23AM
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eheath
Posts: 61110 - Karma: 118,334
Longboarding to class was the best, sorry you dont own one?
Apr 1 2013 3:38AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
and homos shouldnt get married because they are all immoral dickheads
Apr 1 2013 3:50AM
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Ducky.
Posts: 5811 - Karma: 1,420
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Apr 1 2013 4:58AM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
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Apr 1 2013 7:56AM
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Chunter
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 1,894
Welp Arab1an is back.
Apr 1 2013 8:02AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
I hope you jump out of the way of a longboarder and cause a cute girl to spill her coffee. Then, while you back away in fear, because, as we both know, you have no ability to converse with opposite sex, you get hit by a bus. With your legs mangled and with no way to get off the street, a dog then comes and shits on your face and humps you while letting out a high-pitched howl, alerting all the other dogs in the neighborhood. While the local dogs are having a gangbang on your crippled body, a frat star longboarder in cargo shorts and flip flops attempts to stop and help you; however, as he doesn't know how to stop, he jumps off his longboard mid-mongo push and catapults his board into your face at mach potato, opening a large wound and smearing dog shit in it. After EMS arrives and finally transports you to the hospital, you die of sepsis.


PS - fuck you.

PPS - your family got hit by a drunk driver when they were trying to visit you in the hospital.  
Apr 1 2013 8:15AM
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Ali_Dibden
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 1,688
There is a difference between good and bad longboarders, don't just hate on the sport!
Apr 1 2013 8:53AM
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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
No. Longboarding is fun as hell.

Longboarding to school > Bike to school
Apr 1 2013 8:58AM
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skipaparazzi
Posts: 102 - Karma: 27
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Apr 1 2013 9:07AM
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Pow.yuHdig*
Posts: 1903 - Karma: 146
longboarding is fun as shit but i see where youre coming from i would never ride one to school or to get around but goin out and bombing some hills with your pals is always a good time. we even pick roads that dont have cars on them so we dont die/bother them
Apr 1 2013 9:07AM
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IanAvery-Leaf
Posts: 9926 - Karma: 9,344
seriously. fuck mongo pushers
Apr 1 2013 9:10AM
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TheRightCoast
Posts: 314 - Karma: 4
Not funny.
Apr 1 2013 10:28AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Plot twist: you were the drunk driver. Enjoy your prison sentence.
Apr 1 2013 10:40AM
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TheRightCoast
Posts: 314 - Karma: 4
Not funny. Good try though!!!
Apr 1 2013 11:27AM
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ZeMagnificentKev
Posts: 618 - Karma: 1,325
Its funny when they go to the skatepark and just cruise around,then get a verbal ass rape by the park goons. Other than that I got no beef,assholes will be assholes OP,don't generalize.
Apr 1 2013 11:28AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Oooh, looks like we've got ourselves a feisty little drunk. Meow.
Apr 1 2013 11:31AM
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Spiri7o
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 1,100
hahhaha
Apr 1 2013 11:32AM
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c_roll
Posts: 584 - Karma: 244
when too far goes too far.........
Apr 1 2013 11:39AM
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Naptown
Posts: 495 - Karma: 1,722
Okay, Fill me in. Why does everyone hate mongo pushers. I push mongo when I longboard along with all the kids I skate with. I do not understand. Look at the Yoke Crew, I don't understand how you can hate.

Apr 1 2013 12:10PM
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ZeMagnificentKev
Posts: 618 - Karma: 1,325
Mainly because it looks silly, some people say you have less control as well.
Apr 1 2013 12:18PM
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cwphoto
Posts: 2332 - Karma: 780
Why?
Apr 1 2013 12:18PM
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howlongcanausern
Posts: 4982 - Karma: 1,737
lol...look at their favorite videos
Apr 1 2013 12:25PM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,122
isn't it obvious?
Apr 1 2013 12:35PM
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Benseleit
Posts: 357 - Karma: 159
longboarding is pretty great actually, give it a shot


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Apr 1 2013 12:37PM
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cwphoto
Posts: 2332 - Karma: 780
No, please tell me why. Its more fluid to push regular, but what's wrong with mongo if the rider prefers it?
Apr 1 2013 12:38PM
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Naptown
Posts: 495 - Karma: 1,722
I have 1000x more control mongo. regular just feels wrong to me.

Apr 1 2013 12:43PM
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CluckaChuck
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 734
Because anyone that pushes mongo looks like a fucking goober
Apr 1 2013 12:45PM
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Naptown
Posts: 495 - Karma: 1,722
Look at the Yoke crew... Real Goobers
Apr 1 2013 12:58PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
It's like skiing without poles or riding a scooter. Sure, you may like it, and you might even be good at it, but you look luke a fucking goon and everyone knows you're a noob.
Apr 1 2013 1:05PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,535
Longboarders suck. Buy a real skateboard. It's the most versatile and best way to get from one place to another if you're gonna use a form of skateboard. You have a nose and tail kick to utilize. You can speed check way easier. You can go up or down stairs and gaps and curbs with out getting off. It's lighter and easier to get around on. Just because you have a real skateboard doesn't mean you can't toss some softer wheels on it.
Apr 1 2013 1:08PM
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coldcuts69
Posts: 3718 - Karma: 1,890
i hate people that make rants on ns to make themselves look superior to others.





oh wait.




thats you!




fuckass.
Apr 1 2013 1:11PM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
I push mongo. Fuck the haters. Yall just:
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Apr 1 2013 1:16PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,548
What's a mongo pusher
Apr 1 2013 1:22PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
longboards &
dubstep &
snapbacks &
novelty t-shirts
Apr 1 2013 1:26PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Novelty t-shirts are awesome.
Apr 1 2013 1:28PM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,122
Apr 1 2013 1:45PM
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DrZoidberg
Posts: 5675 - Karma: 4,268
I just don't understand why kids would choose a method of transport that they suck at riding. I see kids who can't push, have no control over where they're going, can't exceed 5mph on flat ground. Like why wouldn't you just ride a bike if you're trying to get somewhere. I mean they'll get good eventually, it's not hard just to ride around slowly. But maybe consider getting comfortable before riding to class?

But some of them have no idea that cars are behind them or whatever. I occasionally skate somewhere, and I don't ride in front of cars or do stupid stuff. It's impolie, like bikers who try to ride with traffic but are slow as hell. You're not a car, don't act like one.

And it should be noted that there's a difference between broseph riding to class in his sandals and actually going fast and "real" longboarding.
Apr 1 2013 1:54PM
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newnewschool
Posts: 400 - Karma: 439
I hat mongo. I hate other longboarders. But when I'm late for class and I'm gonna miss a final, expect me to bust out the ol arbor and mob on down to class.
Apr 1 2013 1:55PM
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CluckaChuck
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 734
Kids that can't learn skateboard tricks longboard. Not in every case, but most of the time.
Apr 1 2013 2:01PM
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JahLiam
Posts: 2321 - Karma: 7,823
Well that escalated quickly
Apr 1 2013 2:02PM
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Dingo69
Posts: 1330 - Karma: -171
A for effort
Apr 1 2013 2:06PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
I think longboarding is pretty fkn cool, but inconsiderate fucking losers that do it on public roads and shit deserve to land on their face at 40mph, and skid to a halt in a briar patch. 
Apr 1 2013 2:08PM
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Hammyslapwagon
Posts: 1261 - Karma: 1,409
I longboard :3
Apr 1 2013 2:13PM
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j@c0b
Posts: 52 - Karma: 216
Longboarding is a pretty intense sport, but there are a lot of kooks out there who give it a bad rep
check this out, pretty gnarly
Apr 1 2013 2:18PM
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