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BRO. DO YOU EVEN LIFT.

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jstemp
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Mar 28 2013 6:29PM
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Ryan*
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Meme mashup!

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May 27 2013 11:46PM
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~bagelz~
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I lost
May 28 2013 5:44AM
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.frenchy
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It's funny because even if he weren't touching the ceiling it's not that impressive judging by the fact he looks 130 pounds. 130=35(bar) =165=pussy shit

#DoYouEvenLift
May 28 2013 6:26AM
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theblackrod
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i laughed much harder at this thread than i expected
May 28 2013 2:42PM
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PacificRimJob
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Haha thread ended up way better than I expected...


May 28 2013 2:50PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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May 29 2013 7:08PM
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yaqwsxcde123vfr
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Didn't she get raped or something? I remember some shit from the other side of the big sea.
May 29 2013 7:24PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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idk just a random one my coworker sent me, i chuckled
May 29 2013 7:28PM
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gotti
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ya thats pretty fucked up she killed herself
May 29 2013 7:30PM
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.frenchy
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She attempted to kill herself with bleach... 4chan bullied the fuck out of her and she ended up killing herself.
May 29 2013 7:32PM
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987321654hgfd
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Amanda Todd look it up.
May 29 2013 7:34PM
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May 29 2013 7:38PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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my bad, i assumed it was a perverted anal bleaching meme. apologies
May 29 2013 7:49PM
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May 29 2013 10:33PM
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pat_in_the_hat
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bleach doesnt even rhyme with lift. stupid bimbo...
Jun 3 2013 12:54PM
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Jun 3 2013 12:59PM
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hippy.
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bb is stupid as fuck
Jun 3 2013 1:06PM
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Jun 3 2013 1:14PM
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Blindsurfer
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im way more bro than all the bros here lol
Jun 3 2013 1:59PM
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.AR6rider.
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sobro.jpg/gif.com
Jun 3 2013 2:01PM
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Blindsurfer
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wow that was a fuckin bro
Jun 3 2013 2:15PM
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.AR6rider.
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I would advise you to steer clear of strong winds and curbs larger than 4 inches.
Jun 3 2013 2:18PM
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Blindsurfer
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i would advise you to get all that sand out of ur vagina
Jun 3 2013 2:21PM
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.AR6rider.
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I tried. I really did. Your dad really likes that raw, grittiness when he fucks me though, so I left some in there.
Jun 3 2013 2:24PM
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Blindsurfer
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youd like it if that were the case
Jun 3 2013 2:26PM
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deleted5
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I tried this with my friend Eric who weighs about 250 pounds of muscle. The uneven weight distribution was ridiculous as soon as he picked up the bar I couldn't keep steady and I immediately fell over it's much more impressive for the person on the top of the bar and the person benching
Jun 3 2013 2:49PM
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deleted5
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164 We were just fucking around But it's much harder for the person on the top of the bar than the person lifting.
Jun 3 2013 8:11PM
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Sdot.
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Funny, many bodybuilders I know wear hoodies.

How could you mistake bench pressing for arms day? He wasn't "getting technical"; he was pointing out what a ridiculous thing that was for you to say.
Jun 4 2013 3:43PM
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Sdot.
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THANK YOU. 35# bar, seriously??
Jun 4 2013 3:57PM
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saskskier
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I don't care what anyone says. Those guys (it's the guy doing the handstand and Damien Walters) are unbelievable gymnasts and the stuff the do is ridiculous. The stuff they post on their YouTube channel is both insane and hilarious.
Jun 4 2013 4:04PM
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Caspaaa
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yeah this.


the guys who are really serious about it don't really care what they wear. guys that just go to the gym to lift do care.

lifting =/= bodybuilding
Jun 4 2013 4:05PM
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Mr.Huck
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Jun 4 2013 4:16PM
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Blindsurfer
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lol u use a 35lb bar. are u a girl
Jun 7 2013 1:08PM
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skisalot111
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i lift a cheeseburger in my face.
Jun 7 2013 1:12PM
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.frenchy
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The one at my school is... The one in my basement is 25.... Who gives a fuck what the bar is?

It's all about the weight you put up, not the bar dude.
Jun 7 2013 1:20PM
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saskskier
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Depends what you are doing. An Olympic weightlifting bar is (men's) 20kg with a 28mm grip while a women's bar is 15kg and has a 25mm grip. The steel and grip diameter affect the whip of the bar which is huge in oly lifting. They also (good bars) have multiple bearing so they spin fast and smooth. Super important when you are trying to get under the bar.

Powerlifting bars are (men's) 45lbs and the grip is thicker. Because they are larger, they don't have much whip and are way stiffer. Good for really heavy squats, benches and dead lifts, but bad for getting from the ground to overhead. Spin isn't nearly important.

The bar does matter, just not to 95% of people lifting on NS.
Jun 7 2013 1:45PM
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Sdot.
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You have the best posts, my friend! :)

I prefer the 45# bar for most of my lifting, but as you said: for CrossFit exercises, the women's bar is prime.
Jun 7 2013 1:49PM
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987321654hgfd
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Droppin knowledge
Jun 7 2013 2:16PM
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Sdot.
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Bench, dead, squat?
Jun 7 2013 3:07PM
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JayDope
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tm i will be 2 weeks out from my next show, getting leeean
Jun 7 2013 3:52PM
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.frenchy
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Damn, solid post. Yeah, I don't lift the same way you do haha, I just started probably in september.
Jun 7 2013 5:16PM
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Blindsurfer
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the weight of the bar affects the amount of weight you put up...
Jun 8 2013 7:41PM
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.frenchy
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The weight you put up is affected by the weight of the bar....

You could be putting up 200 with a 20 pound bar or putting up 200 with a 45 pound bar, 200=200.
Jun 8 2013 8:42PM
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Dingo69
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That girl was pretty hot actually
Jun 9 2013 12:41AM
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Blindsurfer
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200 with a 45lb bar might weigh the same as 200 with a 20lb bar, but the one with the 45lb bar is heavier. Simple bro math bro. Seriously though, if you can curl the bar in one hand with ease then switch to a heavier bar.
Jun 9 2013 12:45AM
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saskskier
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Are you talking about 200lb in addition to the weight of the bar? That is the only possible situation in which your logic works.
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