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Storry time with shredski

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*JDBP*
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So this one time I was shredding the Gnar, you know, getting pitted and what not and this Guy whose name was probally douche, cut me off. Naturally, I was "don't sweat it." But this douche was all "woah I challenge you too a duel of the wits." I accepted. Obviously. We start tearing down this trail drop kicking lollies and planting on trees, using people as gates and just jacking their shit up. So this Guy has gerbils in his pockets and start hucking them at me. He was all " these should slow you down." I took one to the grill. Tasted like a salty dick. So I kicked in my turbos and caught him. Later I fucked his bitch. She had the largest fucking tits ever. But the were in proportion so whatever. The ratio was firmly intacted. Turns out I beat him and tossed some Gnar ass trick, he also had a hot mom and sister I plowed with my Wang.
Mar 20 2013 12:33PM
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AGallant
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Dafuq
Mar 20 2013 12:36PM
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Candyman.
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Nice!
Mar 20 2013 12:38PM
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whitechocolate
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sex, violence and competition
friggin sweet tale baud
Mar 20 2013 12:41PM
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Ali_Dibden
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I enjoyed that.
Mar 20 2013 1:35PM
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theschneidler
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nice :-)
Mar 20 2013 1:45PM
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Boooshank
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Rrreally....
Mar 20 2013 1:54PM
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Peachbutt
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7/10 solid read, would reccomend to a friend.
Mar 20 2013 2:16PM
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-AF-
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i like your stories
Mar 20 2013 2:35PM
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AGOF
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youre telling me he threw gerbils at you, and you didnt stuff one into his girl/sister/mother/him?



/yourself?
Mar 20 2013 3:14PM
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camerontaylor
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this is easily the most entertaining thread ive read..
Mar 20 2013 8:29PM
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tcgoldman
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i don't believe you.....
Mar 20 2013 8:32PM
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bnewbs6
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Hahaha! Solid story is solid.
Mar 20 2013 8:53PM
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BBurt
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Everything murica stands for
Mar 20 2013 8:54PM
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SirBooley
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i just snarfed my drink so hard. This is how i think on marijuanas
Mar 20 2013 8:56PM
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Mr.Sloth
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This thread gets my fucking upvote
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Mar 20 2013 9:01PM
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hippy.
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Mar 20 2013 9:10PM
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Alistair.
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Epic thread.
Mar 21 2013 12:49AM
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Fehkd
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More of these are required.
Mar 21 2013 1:18AM
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JAH_TAHOE
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this, fucking this

w w w w w well done
Mar 21 2013 3:53AM
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SwagasaurusRex
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Pics or it didn't happen.
Mar 21 2013 10:04AM
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c_roll
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Youre a god

Mar 21 2013 10:08AM
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theblackrod
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we demand an answer to this question!
Mar 21 2013 1:01PM
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samartins06
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well said, the same thing happened to my father in the Cold War...
Mar 21 2013 3:35PM
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JWeinstock
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hahaha what the fuck
Mar 21 2013 5:52PM
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miroz
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A+
Mar 21 2013 7:15PM
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coldcuts69
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i like your story mom, you sound like my cousin ralph who is a lesbian.
Mar 21 2013 10:11PM
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JUP*
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Best gif ever.
Mar 21 2013 10:35PM
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asfdfads
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i love how it gradually deteriorated into porn
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