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A reclining toilet

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Wompuscat
Posts: 818 - Karma: 380
Isn't this just a freaking amazing idea? A reclining toilet, mount a TV in front of you. Fuck that newspaper shit, you could have the news on the next time you're blasting a dookie. I figured non-ski gabber could go places with this idea.
Mar 19 2013 10:41PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
I have one, nice try though.
Mar 19 2013 10:41PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,474
Wearing a diaper in your living room recliner does not count.
Mar 19 2013 10:43PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
except that the reclined position isn't the best position to be in to try and squeeze one out.
Mar 19 2013 10:43PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
yes it does.
Mar 19 2013 10:44PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51322 - Karma: 158,313
I shit way to fast for it to be worthwhile. Cool concept though.


Mar 19 2013 10:44PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
I already spend enough time in there
and it would throw off the physics, no thanks
Mar 19 2013 10:44PM
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Inline.
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 432
As long as you are in a squatting position, it would make it easier to pinch a loaf. Proof: http://www.squattypotty.com/
Mar 19 2013 10:45PM
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stupendous-man
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You must be one of those <1 min shitters, I envy you.
Mar 19 2013 10:45PM
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whoa-dere
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the front would get sooooooooooo nasty
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Mar 19 2013 10:46PM
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chubbspeterson
Posts: 573 - Karma: 4,320
it would only work if your legs went way up in the air also
Mar 19 2013 10:47PM
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Spinoza
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not for comfort, but it would be useful if the back moved forwards and bacwards for you. it will change the angle of your bowels and make for more efficient waste excretion
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El_Barto.
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