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Position paper ideas?

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.tony
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I'm sick today so I can get a head start on a small position paper. The paper doesn't need to be any longer than 3 pages, it's a little assignment. It can be random, or serious, but can't be a widely interested topic by the public like the economy, or topics like gmo's. Any ideas would be helpful.

Yeah dicks are great, get it off of your mind if that's what you want to write haha.
Mar 19 2013 12:48PM
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volvotom
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3 Pages? What are you even worrying about? Anyone should be able to crap out a 3 page paper on any topic.
Mar 19 2013 2:57PM
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theBearJew
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talk about the current state of pens. There have been a large influx of low quality pens and even some replicas of quality pens. The replicas are leading to a higher rate of job loss and suicide. People have become frustrated with being duped so they throw their pens.. When the boss sees they have just thrown their "high quality" pen he assumes they have no sense of quality and fire them. Subsequently the former employee usually commits suicide.
Mar 19 2013 3:01PM
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_Garagely_
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Talk about how November is national model railroad month.
Mar 19 2013 3:22PM
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.tony
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Yeah I could easily write a paper about anything, even writing about a square inch of shit if I wanted to. I meant I want something interesting to write about but I have an idea now. But you're a good guy, thanks.
Mar 19 2013 4:36PM
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theBearJew
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was my idea not good enough?
Mar 19 2013 4:39PM
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.tony
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Didn't see it, but now that I have read it I am kind of sad I already started mine. If I decide to scrap my idea II'll do your's to please you.
Mar 19 2013 4:41PM
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theBearJew
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Fantastic.. I'm full of ideas, PM me if you need more..
Mar 19 2013 4:42PM
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whoa-dere
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pole/ no pole
Mar 19 2013 4:43PM
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.tony
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I will take you up on that offer sometime in the near future. I feel as if I have made a new friend, yet I truly haven't. ? ???. ?.????.-
Mar 19 2013 4:47PM
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theBearJew
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you have, but you haven't.
Mar 19 2013 4:49PM
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.AR6rider.
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Do it and post it here for "peer review." I want to see a 3 page essay on 1 square inch of shit. You can even choose what animal left it behind. Until it's done, you can shut your diddly hole and get the fuck out.
Mar 19 2013 4:55PM
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.tony
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Here's my start;
"AR6rider, the 1 in^2 peice of shit, also known as a cool kid, attempts to be funny at every chance he gets. Yet he continues to fail, every time. The world is discovering a new upcoming of human failures, yet the answer to all questions about them are not yet discovered." It's not three pages yet, but tell me how I did. I would like help in creating a thesis statement that would be arguable, yet relevant. The rest I can come up with on my own.
Mar 19 2013 5:03PM
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.AR6rider.
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Your grammar and sentence structure are horrendous.
Mar 19 2013 5:18PM
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.tony
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Thank you. I will be sure to revise that at the end of my draft.
Mar 19 2013 5:52PM
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volvotom
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How about the evolution of the market economy in the Southern Colonies? My contention is that prior to the revolutionary war the economic modalities, especially in the Southern Colonies, could best be described as agrarian pre-capital.
Mar 19 2013 7:12PM
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FearlessBlackMan
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It's probably a common topic in high school/college classes, but you could always talk about the drinking age. 18-21 year-olds drink just as frequently as adults. The drinking age being 21 has done absolutely nothing to curb teenage drinking. Instead of promoting a healthy atmosphere about alcohol, the government forces it into secrecy. The current law is more detrimental than beneficial to society and needlessly gives people criminal records.
Mar 19 2013 7:23PM
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MACAQUE
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Write about doggystyle
Mar 20 2013 1:09AM
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BrewskiJr
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I see what you did there.....
Mar 20 2013 8:42AM
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volvotom
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I was getting quite depressed that no one would get the reference. My faith in NS restored. How do you like them apples?
Mar 20 2013 1:26PM
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