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Water Bed Aquarium

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cac271
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in marketing we have tom come up with a product what do you guys think about a water bed with an aquarium inside of the water bed?
Mar 1 2013 9:33AM
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Stickity
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how about a dildo thermometer?
Mar 1 2013 9:37AM
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cac271
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i don't think my teacher would approve that idea hahaha
Mar 1 2013 9:40AM
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p-oskier
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Not hating, just a question but why would I want an aquarium in my bed?
Mar 1 2013 9:47AM
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Stainr
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i have always thought of this, i think it would be neat.
Mar 1 2013 9:50AM
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stupendous-man
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would be way cooler to have a waterbed hot tub. like you have a hot tub, and you throw a cover over it and boom its a waterbed.
Mar 1 2013 9:52AM
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cac271
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idk its just a neat idea
Mar 1 2013 9:58AM
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cac271
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i tought of that too but they have heated water beds so its pretty much the same thing.
Mar 1 2013 9:59AM
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Spinoza
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i dont want to hear / feel fish swimming around while im sleeping, maybe if you made it 2 separate parts
Mar 1 2013 10:15AM
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TOAST.
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would be a bitch getting dead fish out.
Mar 1 2013 11:48AM
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ILLinoisance
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or, would she? ;)

The waterbed aquarium is a terrible idea. anyone who has ever owned a big fish tank knows the maintenance that goes into keeping it nice.

Also, you would probably kill the fish when you lay on the bed from water transferring fast as hell everywhere and being squeezed.

Mar 1 2013 11:52AM
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Caucasian_Asian
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Feeding them and cleaning the tank(bladder?) might be kind of a pain in the ass.
Mar 1 2013 12:05PM
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Jake...
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what would be pimp as fuck... is if your "box spring" was a tank. walk into your room at night in the dark and there is this glowing bright colorful fish tank underneath your bed.


Mar 1 2013 12:59PM
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jmasterp
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Came here to post this.
Mar 1 2013 1:17PM
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BeefiestExpert
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yeah that would be a better idea. I think an artificial fish tank so you wont have to clean up or even have to manage it.
Mar 1 2013 2:04PM
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theBearJew
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this.
Mar 1 2013 2:07PM
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DasGoatenshafter
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You should make a lava lamp that goes from floor to ceiling. And is a stripper pole.
Mar 1 2013 2:33PM
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yuck
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lava wall 0.o
Mar 1 2013 3:03PM
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90053
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how about a water bed with pickled dead animals in it?
Mar 1 2013 4:12PM
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Davy.Crockett
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people dont realize water beds arent comfortable
Mar 1 2013 4:47PM
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Royal-bamboo
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problem 1: how do you clean the fish tank?
problem2: how do you feed the fish?
problem3: fish die. so when they do how are they going to get out?
problem4: what happens whey you boning a girl and it pops during sex. probably not a turn on for a girl to see a bunch of dead fish flopping every where.
problem5: you go on a trip and have some one take care of your fish. might feel weird asking them to go into your bed to feed them?


Mar 1 2013 8:16PM
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chicken
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waterbeds are basically filled with foam and you have to fill them with a shit ton of chemicals to stop anything from living in it and ruining the bed. If you wanted to do it you should just build a fishtank headboard and maybe around the sides of the boxspring like a bedskirt. It would be pretty badass to have bright fishtank lights as a reading light.
Mar 1 2013 8:40PM
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chicken
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holy shit. this is not what I was imagining but is probably better

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Mar 1 2013 8:42PM
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accualyisdolan
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Sick. Waterbed aquarium wouldn't work. Aquariums need to be open. The ideas kinda retarded to be honest.
Mar 1 2013 8:51PM
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CalumSKI
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what if you just jumped on your bed and instantly killed all your fish
Apr 22 2020 1:51PM
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little1337
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What if your fish eat you in your sleep
Apr 22 2020 2:46PM
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Chron_Rabbit
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Who gives a fuck what your product is? Its a marketing class, so I'm assuming you'll be graded on selling the product, not the product itself. Business majors are fucking morons
Apr 22 2020 2:50PM
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little1337
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Chron_RabbitWho gives a fuck what your product is? Its a marketing class, so I'm assuming you'll be graded on selling the product, not the product itself. Business majors are fucking morons


bro this was 7 years ago
Apr 22 2020 3:18PM
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Young_patty
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CalumSKIwhat if you just jumped on your bed and instantly killed all your fish


lol fr- imagine fucking some chick (or dude [we don't discriminate]) and then waking up and all of your fish are dead.
Apr 22 2020 3:54PM
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Chron_Rabbit
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little1337bro this was 7 years ago


what's your point golden child
Apr 22 2020 4:11PM
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elcheapo
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would that be a salt water aquarium , maybe one shark tank bed
Apr 22 2020 10:47PM
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Dustin.
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This was in Goofy Movie back in the 90's. Disney does it again
Apr 23 2020 3:22AM
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