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Gf broke up with me

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bennybaker
Posts: 24 - Karma: 186
She was my first for everything. First girlfriend, first kiss, first "time". Now she's gone. It's no surprise we broke up though, we were always disagreeing and arguing and we had nothing in common. It's just so hard to let go of your first no matter what. It would have been a year March 8... So close... Hey but not bad for the first time right?

So anyways I'd really appreciate some jokes, gifs, pictures, videos, whatever you can find to help a broken heart. Thanks fellas.
12 years ago
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volvotom
Posts: 2045 - Karma: 712
I am sure some John Daniels would help. That's usually my solution to a problem.
12 years ago
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1852 - Karma: 1,989
Neat. Another thread about someone nobody knows who got dumped. Can't you kids talk to any real life friends? You know, the ones that give a shit?
12 years ago
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Aidan-G
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bennybaker
Posts: 24 - Karma: 186
I did. Many shits were given. Many likes on Instagram. But I just need some laughs now and what better place to go than here amongst fantastic people like yourself
12 years ago
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Aidan-G
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12 years ago
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1852 - Karma: 1,989
I'm just saying its a ski website and it's stupid to say your girlfriend broke up with you. Especially without pics.
12 years ago
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
This point would be valid if this wasn't NSG, but it is so you're wrong
12 years ago
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,311
Post the nude pictures that you have of her.
12 years ago
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FLBP
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 310
I second that notion.
12 years ago
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line686
Posts: 406 - Karma: 205
Word of advice, don't be that guy airing out your dirty laundry on social media. Ever.
12 years ago
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Kajex
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 178
This. Its baffles me some of the stuff people post on Facebook/Twitter/ etc.
12 years ago
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JamieOBalls.
Posts: 66 - Karma: 61
Become a recluse and get many cats
12 years ago
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
I read something funny and relevant today

Don't be sad when you see you're ex with someone else
Remember that your parents told you to give your
used toys to the less fortunate
12 years ago
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
Yep.

If you want a chance of not fucking any of your friends, ever.
Keep that shit low.

And yeah OP considering she was your first gf, kiss, fuck, and stuff it'll be hard. But sounds like you just liked the poonani anyways. You'll be a hell of a lot happier when you realize dating a girl who is cool and similar is like, really fucking awesome.
12 years ago
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buttrapinpirate
Posts: 497 - Karma: 225
Tempted to make a petition thread to make bennybaker to post nudes of said gf
12 years ago
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Benedetto.
Posts: 2526 - Karma: 64
This.

and just go hang out with some friends, chill, smoke some doobs and you'll be over it in no time. Or download a podcast app and listen to Joey 'mad flavor' Diaz on The Church of What's Happening Now! He'll tell ya whats good
12 years ago
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
i dipped out on my "first" pretty quickly hate to say, so i can't quite get where you're at, but breaking up any long-ish relationship, on either side, doesn't feel good. i'm also assuming you're young, so in a little while you're going to get over this and there's about a 0% chance that this wasn't a good thing.
12 years ago
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freestyler540
Posts: 13237 - Karma: 20,479
Be happy that you dont have to argue all the time anymore. Enjoy being single and dont dwell over the past. Just learn from it.
12 years ago
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gatley-o9mil.
Posts: 357 - Karma: 1,414
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this is how you get over a girl OP
12 years ago
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TheClap.
Posts: 21685 - Karma: 4,249
what are you a bitch? get over it and go meet some new sloots, not that hard if youre not a pussy, or a goon
12 years ago
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
I was in a similar situation, except it was only two months and replace sex with blowjobs. And that she cheated on me. You'll get over it sooner or later. Anyways, here's some gifs.


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Get over her quick. Don't get stuck in all the drama and bullshit.
12 years ago
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c_roll
Posts: 584 - Karma: 246
First kiss and first bang? That doesn't make much sense to me. How old are you bro?
12 years ago
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gatley-o9mil.
Posts: 357 - Karma: 1,414
oh god the last one is gold
12 years ago
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SwagtasticWalrus
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 184
This is non ski gabber. You're argument is invalid.
12 years ago
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SwagtasticWalrus
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 184
Your* stupid mobile
12 years ago
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ScubaSteveFather
Posts: 555 - Karma: 574
Same thing happened to me OP but with GF of 2 years. Things will get better

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12 years ago
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corona
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skierman
Posts: 8606 - Karma: 9,584
What you really need is someone to kick your ass. Oh waaahhh, the first girl you kissed and fucked doesn't want you anymore, how sad. The love of your pre-teen years wants to fuck other guys, aww it's like an episode of, "True Life: I'm a pube-less bitch". Handle your shit like you've got a pair. You're just embarrassing yourself. You'll realize this once you stop acting like a Bright Eyes roadie and you get another dick mitten.
12 years ago
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
think of the money you saved. You'd be expected to celebrate 1 year anniversary somehow. Now you don't.
12 years ago
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,340
clearly i've been away from NS too long; how have i missed skiiermans return?!
12 years ago
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
pretty much this.

quit being such a fucking pussy. you were never going to marry her, she didn't really care that much about you and you probably didn't about her. you got attached because she was your first kiss and your first fuck, but if you'll stop crying about it you'll realize how little it matters. nut up you fucking woman.
12 years ago
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James.May
Posts: 494 - Karma: 321
nailed it
12 years ago
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 324
so great
12 years ago
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artfullydodged
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Dirty_Bit
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
hahahahhahahhah oh man that's funny.
12 years ago
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DBL
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,340
honestly i never really considered him to be a great asset to NSG, but it does make me feel a hell of a lot better about my life when i see his posts.

at least you're not Skiierman OP, life could be worse.
12 years ago
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breezepig
Posts: 522 - Karma: 5
GET HYPHY YOUNG JIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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