How does a 61 year old toothless potato farmer smoke the world record for an ultramarathon by two days in wellie boots and overalls?
"You see, it turned out that when Cliff Young said he chased sheeps around his farm for three days, he meant he'd single-handedly manually herded a flock of frightened ruminants across 2,000 acres of farmland for three days straight without stopping or sleeping.
When the rest of the field woke up the one morning and saw the tiny shadow of a 61 year-old man shuffling along a few dozen miles down the road ahead of them, they realized they were in trouble."
Such a badass. +K to you, Cliff Young.