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PhattSarah
Posts: 602 - Karma: 11
Is it true that the length from a the tip of a guy's thumb to the tip of his index finger (your first finger) is also the length of his dick? If so, this could make the train ride to Sydney a lot more interesting tomorrow........
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Jun 26 2002 12:57AM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
yo - what? i completely forget what I was gonna say and what this thread is about... hold on.

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Jun 26 2002 1:02AM
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Krongos
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would this be erect or not?

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Jun 26 2002 1:02AM
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Drail
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oh right - i don't think so... i'll find out in a bit.

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Jun 26 2002 1:03AM
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PhattSarah
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Yeah, it would be Krongos. Thats what I heard anyway! Either the hand thing, or the size of his feet. That could be a bit optimistic for some though!
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Jun 26 2002 1:04AM
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Drail
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size of the feet? so that would make me 13' damn, i'm a horse.

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Jun 26 2002 1:06AM
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craigcski
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 1,187
haha you people think of wierd shit...


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Jun 26 2002 1:07AM
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nealdawgdiamond
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i think she means if you stretch your fingers out to like the farthest they can be away from each other. or not i have no clue


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Jun 26 2002 1:29AM
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dspin7x
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yea i heard someone say that like if you make the gun signal with your hand and stretch your thumb and pointing finger out or something.. thats how long it is i dont know about it though
Jun 26 2002 1:37AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
na that's bull shit......the size of your size is the size of your dick........it's not like it trys to match the length of your hand or any of that bull shit........they are no connected.....well darryl's hand and dick are always connected, but most people's aren't

a conversation with jizack:

jizack97801: your spankin it aren't ya brother
bitch ass phatz: how'd you know?
jizack97801: well i figured thats what i was doin so i don't know dude i just knew
bitch ass phatz: dude i am putting that in my sig
jizack97801: go ahead and give er hell and put it in there, I aint scared
jizack97801: dudes beat it and thats the fuckin bottom line
jizack97801: quote unquote
jizack97801: its like dude, good whackin it is just like livin in a primal scream
Jun 26 2002 2:12AM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
why can't you just let me live my life without crtisizing me all the time. it's because i'm a cronic masterbater isn't it?

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aka - highschool (even though I've fuckin' graduated already - damn you jodi!!! DAMN YOU!!!)

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Jun 26 2002 2:36AM
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--J()nes--
Posts: 1049 - Karma: 23
you just mentioned the two greatest things of all time in one sentance...mmmm chronic....mmmm masterbation



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Jun 26 2002 2:37AM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
haha, naw, it's not really true

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Jun 26 2002 2:41AM
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fizz
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you guys are still talking about this. shit talk about something else already.


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Jun 26 2002 2:56AM
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Joos
Posts: 319 - Karma: 11
uhh well its true for me at least

maybe cause I got long fingers....

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Jun 26 2002 6:47AM
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five0
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i dont have an index finger
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Jun 26 2002 8:32AM
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kowabunga
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thats cool!

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Jun 26 2002 3:18PM
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fairygirl
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Interesting... Very interesting... Hmm...


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Jun 26 2002 3:49PM
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1080chick
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thats creepy
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Jun 26 2002 3:49PM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
haha uh no its not true, my feet are 13 inches and my hand thing is around 9 inches, so theyre both off
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Jun 26 2002 7:41PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
i geuss my hands are abnormally small then




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Jun 26 2002 10:03PM
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caleBCaleb
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take your shoe size. divide by 2. Add one1 inch. there you go
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Jun 26 2002 10:58PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
it's the motion in the ocean, not the size of the wave


thats what i would say if i had a small dick




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'I busted all over my stomach and he rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - J()nes

'I like little boys' - Phrosty

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Jun 26 2002 11:15PM
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--J()nes--
Posts: 1049 - Karma: 23
.02 cru....inches that is


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Jun 26 2002 11:17PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
haha no it's honestly not true... I'd say that it might give you some indication though.

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Jun 27 2002 1:45AM
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kristen
Posts: 1091 - Karma: 10
did you know that your foot is exactly the same lenght as your forearm?? from the bottom of your hand to your elbow.


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Jun 27 2002 5:14AM
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kristen
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and did you knwo thta it's impossible to like your elbow(as long as it;'s still attached to your body)?? try all you want but it's not going to work,


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Jun 27 2002 5:15AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
what if you lay it so your elbow is facing the roof and hold it out to the side and look over your shoulder.....uh oh, i saw it

a conversation with jizack:

jizack97801: your spankin it aren't ya brother
bitch ass phatz: how'd you know?
jizack97801: well i figured thats what i was doin so i don't know dude i just knew
bitch ass phatz: dude i am putting that in my sig
jizack97801: go ahead and give er hell and put it in there, I aint scared
jizack97801: dudes beat it and thats the fuckin bottom line
jizack97801: quote unquote
jizack97801: its like dude, good whackin it is just like livin in a primal scream
Jun 27 2002 5:18AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
what if you lay it so your elbow is facing the roof and hold it out to the side and look over your shoulder.....uh oh, i saw it

a conversation with jizack:

jizack97801: your spankin it aren't ya brother
bitch ass phatz: how'd you know?
jizack97801: well i figured thats what i was doin so i don't know dude i just knew
bitch ass phatz: dude i am putting that in my sig
jizack97801: go ahead and give er hell and put it in there, I aint scared
jizack97801: dudes beat it and thats the fuckin bottom line
jizack97801: quote unquote
jizack97801: its like dude, good whackin it is just like livin in a primal scream
Jun 27 2002 5:19AM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
i think the average male in the US is supposidly 6 inches
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Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol
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Jun 27 2002 6:05PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
haha, kid i can't believe you actually listed you size......im pretty sure everyone was fucking around with these threads, but you.......but that's cool man....that's the way to get the ladies haha! (being very sarcastic)

a conversation with jizack:

jizack97801: your spankin it aren't ya brother
bitch ass phatz: how'd you know?
jizack97801: well i figured thats what i was doin so i don't know dude i just knew
bitch ass phatz: dude i am putting that in my sig
jizack97801: go ahead and give er hell and put it in there, I aint scared
jizack97801: dudes beat it and thats the fuckin bottom line
jizack97801: quote unquote
jizack97801: its like dude, good whackin it is just like livin in a primal scream
Jun 27 2002 6:52PM
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