Member of the Month

JalmarKalmar
April, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Kate Upton wearing nothing but body paint!

profile picture
REDFRO420
Posts: 516 - Karma: 60
Okay so now i have your attention I need your help please vote for me! I'm trying to go to space! i would be so pumped if i won i'm currently in 140th place! Please vote and here is your picture of Kate Upton. If you would making this your status or tweeting it would be a huge help and votes are greatly appreciated!


Click for larger image
Feb 21 2013 8:03PM
4 2
profile picture
Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,605
You lied.
Feb 21 2013 8:05PM
0 0
profile picture
Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
oh
Feb 21 2013 8:06PM
0 0
profile picture
REDFRO420
Posts: 516 - Karma: 60
I did not i still provided.
Feb 21 2013 8:06PM
0 0
profile picture
Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
No thanks
Feb 21 2013 8:06PM
0 0
profile picture
fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
I actually would have been more likely to vote if you made no mention of Kate Upton.
Feb 21 2013 8:08PM
0 0
profile picture
REDFRO420
Posts: 516 - Karma: 60
Not a Kate Upton fan? prefer the penis in your bum?
Feb 21 2013 8:08PM
0 0
profile picture
Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,605
she's pretty and all, but she's heavily over rated. people freak out over kate upton because.. well, 'kate upton.'
Feb 21 2013 8:11PM
0 0
profile picture
Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,297
she's also leaning towards the chunky side.
Feb 21 2013 8:13PM
0 0
profile picture
Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
you mean not a toothpick? the problem isn't her size it's her complete lack of definition or muscle tone
Feb 21 2013 8:14PM
0 0
profile picture
WPoch
Posts: 1751 - Karma: 3,831
wtf? What is your version of chunky?
Feb 21 2013 8:14PM
0 0
profile picture
Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,297
I guess that's what I mean. I just don't get all the hype, there is a plethora of girls more attractive that she is.

Click for larger image
Feb 21 2013 8:21PM
0 0
profile picture
JWeinstock
Posts: 3439 - Karma: 1,352
Are U guys gay? I would fuck her no questions asked
Feb 21 2013 8:23PM
0 0
profile picture
howlongcanausern
Posts: 4982 - Karma: 1,737
captain set phasers to fap
Feb 21 2013 8:24PM
0 0
profile picture
.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Wow, someone really went to town with Photoshop, huh?
Feb 21 2013 8:24PM
0 0
profile picture
TRAP_CHEF
Posts: 1172 - Karma: 279
I voted...
Feb 21 2013 8:28PM
0 0
profile picture
REDFRO420
Posts: 516 - Karma: 60
Haha thanks man +K
Feb 21 2013 8:31PM
0 0
profile picture
Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
Give those boobs like 3 more years before theyre at her knees

Click for larger image

and she keeps putting weight on

Click for larger image
Feb 21 2013 8:37PM
0 0
profile picture
BasedSwag
Posts: 53 - Karma: 11
"i want to get as high as i possibly can and this is my one chance to do that." - op
Feb 21 2013 8:37PM
0 0
profile picture
.Brink.
Posts: 1622 - Karma: 188
i lold really hard at this
Feb 21 2013 8:39PM
0 0
profile picture
no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
the last few weeks on ns have made me so much less attracted to kate upton
Feb 21 2013 8:41PM
0 0
profile picture
REDFRO420
Posts: 516 - Karma: 60
I hope this means you voted :)
Feb 21 2013 8:41PM
0 0
profile picture
BasedSwag
Posts: 53 - Karma: 11
yupp haha
Feb 21 2013 8:45PM
0 0
profile picture
REDFRO420
Posts: 516 - Karma: 60
10/10 thanks for the vote man! Really appreciate it.
Feb 21 2013 9:19PM
0 0
profile picture
VersaceCockring
Posts: 366 - Karma: 638
LOL


I'd hit it.
Feb 21 2013 9:20PM
0 0
profile picture
.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,471
i hope you realize there is absolutely no way you will win
Feb 21 2013 9:25PM
0 0
profile picture
REDFRO420
Posts: 516 - Karma: 60
Your just lazy and dont want to vote! Go do it and ill prove your ass wrong! :)
Feb 21 2013 9:27PM
0 0
profile picture
Bassage.
Posts: 512 - Karma: 822
Does it seem like her belly button is oddly high?
Feb 21 2013 9:27PM
0 0
profile picture
youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
Feb 21 2013 9:56PM
0 0
profile picture
BeefiestExpert
Posts: 2804 - Karma: 3,275
voted.
Feb 21 2013 10:04PM
0 0
profile picture
SkiBum.
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 3,897
So when they do that body paint, do they have to cover up the vajajay some how? Like with tape or something? Because they got to paint over that and you can't just have some saggy lips out there to paint on...
Feb 21 2013 10:07PM
0 0
profile picture
Twinjibber77
Posts: 6239 - Karma: 2,356
ZOMG! SHOPPED!!!!!!!!!
Feb 21 2013 10:08PM
0 0
profile picture
bnewbs6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,462
I voted. Also, Adolf Hitler is in 41st place. How does it feel to be losing to Hitler?
Feb 21 2013 10:13PM
0 0
profile picture
REDFRO420
Posts: 516 - Karma: 60
Thanks man +K and haha i know and not to bad he was pretty persuasive.
Feb 21 2013 11:40PM
0 0
profile picture
Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
incredible
Feb 21 2013 11:41PM
0 0
profile picture
Stose
Posts: 7109 - Karma: 4,123
No she's towards the normal side. I still don't think she's that attractive though
Feb 22 2013 2:09AM
0 0
profile picture
Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
For Real! Unless she dropped 30lbs for the photo....
Feb 22 2013 2:51AM
0 0
profile picture
SwagtasticWalrus
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 184
I trusted you..
Feb 22 2013 11:35AM
0 0
profile picture
bighooch
Posts: 349 - Karma: 2,062
Click for larger image
Feb 22 2013 1:22PM
0 0
profile picture
theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
ME TOO.

And I love the axe commercial "Nothing beats an astronaut" Now I finally know why they did that campaign.
Feb 22 2013 1:47PM
0 0
profile picture
mmallender.
Posts: 5805 - Karma: 936
i think part of that is because her "bottoms" are painted incredibly low. you can see where the top of her femur/whatever bones are just around her waist and her bellybutton isnt THAT high up from there
Feb 22 2013 2:41PM
0 0
profile picture
Tortid
Posts: 361 - Karma: 151
Voted!
Feb 22 2013 2:58PM
0 0
profile picture
deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
could have atleast posted a picture of a hot girl Click for larger image
Feb 22 2013 3:13PM
0 0
profile picture
lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
you should include something about voting in the thread title because i clicked on the thread title, ignored your block of text, and then scrolled down to the picture; i had no ideea you even wanted people to vote for you in a contest until i saw it in someone elses reply
Feb 22 2013 3:16PM
0 0
profile picture
REDFRO420
Posts: 516 - Karma: 60
Thank you sir! +k
Feb 22 2013 6:16PM
0 0
profile picture
REDFRO420
Posts: 516 - Karma: 60
Thanks to everyone who voted +K to all of you. Please keep em coming and hype it up as much as you can! I appreciate any help anyone gives. This would be so awesome if i won!


Feb 22 2013 6:19PM
0 0
profile picture
Mr_Bump
Posts: 689 - Karma: 427
she would fail the pencil test
Feb 22 2013 6:22PM
0 0
profile picture
BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
Voted good luck
Feb 22 2013 6:32PM
0 0
profile picture
REDFRO420
Posts: 516 - Karma: 60
So i have a Facebook page now too! If you guys would again please vote and like the page that would be amazing!

Link to FB page: https://www.facebook.com/SendShawnToSpace

Thanks everyone.
Feb 22 2013 8:14PM
0 0
profile picture
.jAkE.t
Posts: 521 - Karma: -8
Voted
Feb 22 2013 9:07PM
0 0
profile picture
accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
Gorgeous ass
Feb 22 2013 9:08PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-4)