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The Dishwashers Union

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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
Ok, if you are a dishwasher, message me, and join the union.


-Ryan
Nov 9 2004 7:52PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
bus boys can come in too i guess. even though they dont have it as bad as us.


-Ryan
Nov 9 2004 7:53PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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im a dishwasher for minimum wage. fuckin sucks.
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Nov 9 2004 7:56PM
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fourdskate
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haha for about 2 seconds i thought you were referring to the appliances
I'm going back into my kitchen and continue to make out with fruit.-ice-is-scary

'i would love to be a engineer workin on the new 'high power' 6 liter toilets. i wonder if they get 300 pound guys to drop massive logs and see if they flush.'-4D (Chris)

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Nov 9 2004 8:02PM
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soup
Posts: 6320 - Karma: 4,261
cmon people we are dying here. message me or blindblinds or newb if ya want in.
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Nov 9 2004 8:14PM
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CTripper
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im a stockboy/dish bitch. i got the cuts on my fingertips to prove it.
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Nov 9 2004 8:19PM
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-=koLLac=-
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I do dishes on fridays inour apt...does that count?




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Nov 9 2004 8:30PM
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JZ
Posts: 577 - Karma: 15
you think dishwashing is bad, try telemarketing - thats where its really at


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eh voila
Nov 9 2004 8:30PM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
i'm a WASHINGMACHINE!!!!!!!!!!! can i join?

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Nov 9 2004 8:31PM
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davidh
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Every thanksgiving I volunteer at the local senior center cause they have a big dinner (well, it's actually lunch because they're seniors) and wash dishes for 8 hours. It sucks. I pity the fool who washes dishes.
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Nov 9 2004 8:31PM
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the_friesz
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I worked as a dishwasher at a Chili's, which happened to be the most popular restaurant in my town, it fucking sucked so I know what it's like. I've since graduated to janitor, but still loath my time behind that dish counter, never again...


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Nov 9 2004 8:36PM
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CTD
Posts: 6300 - Karma: 348
i work in a pizza shop, i run the oven, and do dishes. and before that i did dishes exclusivly.







in science class i sat down to fast and you know how you can sit on your balls. well i did and i sat down really fast and crushed them and right when i sat down i started puking and fell out of my chair. they teacher laughed. i felt like i could pass out i wanted to die.-*NWFT*nUkkA

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Nov 9 2004 9:19PM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
^soon, you'll be making pizzas and operating the oven. no dishes for you!
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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
Nov 9 2004 9:20PM
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