Crappy Toilets

you should get a camera and make a reinactment.




'skinny dipping sesh, later.' - laguna beach.

well, mabye. next time i can actually walk, and think at the same time. those stairs fuckign hurt.
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- Ian
~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'Ha, I guess I do rock. I jumped out of a plane in a cow suit on halloween.' - OZSkier.com

hahah if that shits true, you got it rough, i 'member when i was about 5 years old, went over to my friends hosue n shit, used allotta toilet paper. overflowed it!, it started goin thru his ceiling they had to spend about 5000 to fix there hosue, all cuz'a my shit, i'm 17 now n i havent' taken a shit in his toilet since. i'm scared to death of it!

^ the kitchen wasn't THAT bad, it just all came through at once, in one little hole........ fucking pisssed down all over me as i was getting a trash bag.
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- Ian
~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'Ha, I guess I do rock. I jumped out of a plane in a cow suit on halloween.' - OZSkier.com

ALWAYS BE KIND TO YOUR TOILET, ALWAYS





TOILETS ARE SO DAMN HOT RIGHT NOW



toi·let ( P ) Pronunciation Key (toilt)
n.

A fixture for defecation and urination, consisting of a bowl fitted with a hinged seat and connected to a waste pipe and a flushing apparatus; a privy.
A room or booth containing such a fixture.
The act or process of dressing or grooming oneself.
Dress; attire; costume.
The cleansing of a body area as part of a surgical or medical procedure.
Archaic. A dressing table.




Toilet is part of history of human hygiene which is a critical chapter in the history of human civilization and which cannot be isolated to be accorded unimportant position in history. Toilet is a critical link between order and disorder and between good and bad environment.

In my own country i.e. India, how can any one ignore the subject of toilet when the society is faced with human excretions of the order of 900 million liters of urine and 135 million kilograms of fecal matter per day with totally inadequate system of its collection and disposal. The society, thus, has a constant threat of health hazards and epidemics. As many as 600 out of 900 million people do open defecation. Sewerage facilities are available to no more than 30 per cent of population in urban areas and only 3 per cent of rural population has access to pour flush latrines.

Seeing this challenge, I think the subject of toilet is as important if not more than other social challenges like literacy, poverty, education and employment. Rather subject of toilet is more important because lack of excremental hygiene is a national health hazard while in other problems the implications are relatively closer to only those who suffer from unemployment, illiteracy and poverty. I thus view a study of the history of toilet an important subject matter.

As long as man did not have an established abode, he did not have a toilet. He excreted wherever he felt like doing so. When he learnt to have a fixed house, he moved toilet to courtyard and then within his home. Once this was done, it became a challenge to deal with smell and the need was felt to have a toilet, which can intake human wastes and dispose these of out of the house instantly and, thus, help maintain cleanliness. Man tried various ways to do so i.e. chamber pots, which were cleaned manually by the servants or slaves, toilets protruding out of the top floor of the house or the castle and disposal of wastes in the river below, or common toilets with holes on the top and flowing river or stream underneath or just enter the river or stream and dispose of the waste of the human body. While the rich used luxurious toilet chairs or close stools the poor defecated on the roads, in the jungle or straight into the river.

hahah poor dog
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Phatt
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ok, honestly, who is toilet?
-joe

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i actually thought of you, toilet, as i was doing a graceful half wilson-flip to hip-check to facegrind down the stairs........ just so you know.
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- Ian
~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'Ha, I guess I do rock. I jumped out of a plane in a cow suit on halloween.' - OZSkier.com

^omg bangor you fell down the stairs...is the toliet ok?
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haha that was great...writing a critique on an essay by EB White, I needed a good laugh:) Thank you Bangor




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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'

what a tale. my toilet overflowed when i emptied a huge shit in it. wow.





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i bet that story will get you some hot tang. and, im serious.



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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

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hahah unless Toilet is is just a strange peron who is way too interested in toilets it is one of the best alter ego s on Ns that i know about at least




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there is nothing strange about me





TOILETS ARE SO DAMN HOT RIGHT NOW



toi·let ( P ) Pronunciation Key (toilt)
n.

A fixture for defecation and urination, consisting of a bowl fitted with a hinged seat and connected to a waste pipe and a flushing apparatus; a privy.
A room or booth containing such a fixture.
The act or process of dressing or grooming oneself.
Dress; attire; costume.
The cleansing of a body area as part of a surgical or medical procedure.
Archaic. A dressing table.




Toilet is part of history of human hygiene which is a critical chapter in the history of human civilization and which cannot be isolated to be accorded unimportant position in history. Toilet is a critical link between order and disorder and between good and bad environment.

In my own country i.e. India, how can any one ignore the subject of toilet when the society is faced with human excretions of the order of 900 million liters of urine and 135 million kilograms of fecal matter per day with totally inadequate system of its collection and disposal. The society, thus, has a constant threat of health hazards and epidemics. As many as 600 out of 900 million people do open defecation. Sewerage facilities are available to no more than 30 per cent of population in urban areas and only 3 per cent of rural population has access to pour flush latrines.

Seeing this challenge, I think the subject of toilet is as important if not more than other social challenges like literacy, poverty, education and employment. Rather subject of toilet is more important because lack of excremental hygiene is a national health hazard while in other problems the implications are relatively closer to only those who suffer from unemployment, illiteracy and poverty. I thus view a study of the history of toilet an important subject matter.

As long as man did not have an established abode, he did not have a toilet. He excreted wherever he felt like doing so. When he learnt to have a fixed house, he moved toilet to courtyard and then within his home. Once this was done, it became a challenge to deal with smell and the need was felt to have a toilet, which can intake human wastes and dispose these of out of the house instantly and, thus, help maintain cleanliness. Man tried various ways to do so i.e. chamber pots, which were cleaned manually by the servants or slaves, toilets protruding out of the top floor of the house or the castle and disposal of wastes in the river below, or common toilets with holes on the top and flowing river or stream underneath or just enter the river or stream and dispose of the waste of the human body. While the rich used luxurious toilet chairs or close stools the poor defecated on the roads, in the jungle or straight into the river.

I actually think TOILET is one of the smarter people on NS. Have you checked his profile? It's loaded with HTML (before the tutorial came out). Maybe not the most mature person, but he must have done something right to have the most popular cult on the site...dedicated to toilets and shitting.
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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'

fun fun. we have a really shitty toilet at my dads and it will do the waterfall thing sometimes. it is on tile in the basement though so i dont need ot worry aobut it going through the floor.
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but PLEASE TOILET, OFOR THE LOVE OF GOD< SHORTEN YOUR SIG!!!!!!!!!
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- Ian
~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'Ha, I guess I do rock. I jumped out of a plane in a cow suit on halloween.' - OZSkier.com

my sig is only 481 words and the max is 512





TOILETS ARE SO DAMN HOT RIGHT NOW



toi·let ( P ) Pronunciation Key (toilt)
n.

A fixture for defecation and urination, consisting of a bowl fitted with a hinged seat and connected to a waste pipe and a flushing apparatus; a privy.
A room or booth containing such a fixture.
The act or process of dressing or grooming oneself.
Dress; attire; costume.
The cleansing of a body area as part of a surgical or medical procedure.
Archaic. A dressing table.




Toilet is part of history of human hygiene which is a critical chapter in the history of human civilization and which cannot be isolated to be accorded unimportant position in history. Toilet is a critical link between order and disorder and between good and bad environment.

In my own country i.e. India, how can any one ignore the subject of toilet when the society is faced with human excretions of the order of 900 million liters of urine and 135 million kilograms of fecal matter per day with totally inadequate system of its collection and disposal. The society, thus, has a constant threat of health hazards and epidemics. As many as 600 out of 900 million people do open defecation. Sewerage facilities are available to no more than 30 per cent of population in urban areas and only 3 per cent of rural population has access to pour flush latrines.

Seeing this challenge, I think the subject of toilet is as important if not more than other social challenges like literacy, poverty, education and employment. Rather subject of toilet is more important because lack of excremental hygiene is a national health hazard while in other problems the implications are relatively closer to only those who suffer from unemployment, illiteracy and poverty. I thus view a study of the history of toilet an important subject matter.

As long as man did not have an established abode, he did not have a toilet. He excreted wherever he felt like doing so. When he learnt to have a fixed house, he moved toilet to courtyard and then within his home. Once this was done, it became a challenge to deal with smell and the need was felt to have a toilet, which can intake human wastes and dispose these of out of the house instantly and, thus, help maintain cleanliness. Man tried various ways to do so i.e. chamber pots, which were cleaned manually by the servants or slaves, toilets protruding out of the top floor of the house or the castle and disposal of wastes in the river below, or common toilets with holes on the top and flowing river or stream underneath or just enter the river or stream and dispose of the waste of the human body. While the rich used luxurious toilet chairs or close stools the poor defecated on the roads, in the jungle or straight into the river.

HAHA Bangor that just made my day! Yes that was funny as hell

Yea, what is even worse is it overflowing with poopy in it.ewwwww




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^ yeah, i got lucky, i didn't have to clean any poo. just narsky water that decided to leak through the floor/ceiling.
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- Ian
~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'Ha, I guess I do rock. I jumped out of a plane in a cow suit on halloween.' - OZSkier.com

slightly off topic but.. I have a cousin who's 10 years old and he still shits his pants on a regular basis... it really sucks when the whole family's at the cottage cause he reeks, and no one has the guts to say anything 'cause if they do he cries. i feel so bad for the kid...

that sucks. i remember walking around washington DC when i was like, 3, and all of a sudden i dropped a huge duper in my pants. and i just ignored it for about an hour. i had a really great childhood.
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- Ian
~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'Ha, I guess I do rock. I jumped out of a plane in a cow suit on halloween.' - OZSkier.com

ALWAYS use the courtesy flush.
Shit, flush, wipe, flush.
It'll save you in the end.
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hahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhza

'i actually thought of you, toilet, as i was doing a graceful half wilson-flip to hip-check to facegrind down the stairs........ just so you know.'




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Dont start with me...
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Once I had some explosive diahrea in the plane it was pretty crazy 15 min and the toilet bowl was almost half full luckily it all went down fast.


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hahahahahahaha........i member in kinda when i was playin some stupif game with my mates and i cudnt be bothered walkin 100m to the toilet, so i took it in my pants, but i dont do that anymore

hahahha, i went to go pee today, and stepped on the floor mat that's in there........ which was supposed to be dry....... turns out it's not yet. i needed to get another pair of socks.
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- Ian
~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'Ha, I guess I do rock. I jumped out of a plane in a cow suit on halloween.' - OZSkier.com

my toilet is made out of dried poop
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Even though I am filthy rich from winning the lottery, I still wipe my own damn ass