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Weirdest/best dream about skiing

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LukasSchroeder
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not sure if this should go in ski gabber, or non-ski gabber. But my weirdest dream was: i am skiing in my backyard and tom wallnuts walked his dog by my house. I didnt notice him but he noticed me. He comes back with will wesson and P White with a bunch of swag and give it to me and sit in the snow and watch me. And then i woke up.
Feb 9 2013 11:27PM
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LukasSchroeder
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Post yours here**
Feb 9 2013 11:28PM
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SkierPT
Posts: 2176 - Karma: 4,720
Usually dreams about skiing go a bit lucid for me where I figure out I'm dreaming and can do what ever trick I want no matter how impossible. One dream I was getting 810s off of a down tube that was no more than 2 feet off the ground
Feb 10 2013 1:14AM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
I had one after the xgames. Some bitches were trying to smoke Henriks pole but he was all "back off hoes, ima go teach this narb some tricks"

Normally they are just me jumping and im super good, then i wake up and realize i cant do shit
Feb 10 2013 1:19AM
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MACK.
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I landed a quad cork future spin was pretty proud of myself
Feb 10 2013 1:40AM
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TOUCHE
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 162
This is how mine always end up too. Then I wake up and realise i'm still shit......
Feb 10 2013 2:24AM
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myllhouse
Posts: 1064 - Karma: 2,154
It's like the X Games of skiing, but only the hot chicks enter and they all have to fuck you while hitting the course.
Feb 10 2013 2:43AM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
I had one last night and it was awesome.

So, I was in my backyard and there was this uprail just chilling there. I had a couple of friends over and we were hitting it. Out of nowhere a clone of me appeared with a PS3 remote control and I was able to control the clone of me using the PS3 controller. So, I kept on lapping the rail with my clone and it had so much robot steeze. I decided to film an edit, then when I started filming, we somehow got launched into to a park somewhere else, then I woke up.
Feb 10 2013 3:08AM
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BlackcountryBill
Posts: 955 - Karma: 576
I dreamt yesterday that I hit a shitty down box and did 2 on 2 off and my knee cap fracture displaced and it hurt. I woke up pretty gutted.
Feb 10 2013 9:34AM
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Peachbutt
Posts: 623 - Karma: 601
Whenever I dream about skiing I'm always hucking myself off huge cliffs and booters.
Feb 10 2013 9:47AM
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SFB
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i had a dream where i was hitting a jump and i went to the top and layed down and went to sleep.
Feb 10 2013 9:59AM
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GrabsForFun
Posts: 1378 - Karma: 396
I never get to ski in my dreams. I just get to the mountain, get stoked, and spend hours getting ready. And after that I wake up... bummer
Feb 10 2013 3:00PM
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freestyler540
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I fell off the chair because it started to float
I was terrified to get on the detachable quads because they went way too fast and they were upside down.
funny stuff I used to dream up as a kid. I never dream about skiing
Feb 10 2013 3:33PM
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LukasSchroeder
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Damn man. Feel bad for you.
Feb 10 2013 4:00PM
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FroesenSkeeze
Posts: 638 - Karma: 673
Did you remember the controls?? This could be revolutionary, like EA skate except skiing! Er ma gerd.
Feb 10 2013 4:03PM
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LukasSchroeder
Posts: 1460 - Karma: 2,683
Must be made. Shred sauce can have this but needs to be better. Or there should be an option on SSX tricky for skiing
Feb 12 2013 12:54PM
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Jewschoolers
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i have nightmares where i overshoot a jump like dumont
Feb 12 2013 1:08PM
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coldcuts69
Posts: 3718 - Karma: 1,890
had a dream rick ross was fucking tanner hall whilst steve stept was pouring chocolate milk on them.
Feb 12 2013 1:28PM
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Kid.Kelley
Posts: 565 - Karma: 181
I dreamed I had a park in my backyard. I was doing corks and shit that I can't do in real life. It was pretty sick actually haha. I need another one
Feb 12 2013 1:36PM
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TNORTS
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 2,753
this has happened to me a few times. Usually though I'm just flying through powder throwing sick floaty fives and rodeos and flats and shit off of natural booters and cliffs.
Feb 12 2013 1:42PM
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Relish_man
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Yeah I love dreams where I can just huck realistic tricks and stick them. The other night I was stomping nose-butter 10s P-White style off a knuckle and then feeling of spinning and spotting my landing was just so unreal.

Also once, I dreamt LJ was teaching me some afterbang, it was sick
Feb 12 2013 2:01PM
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panojibber.
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 683
Had a dream that I was in Alaska with the crew from Believe, and for some reason we were hiking a 6 foot rail in a mini-park, but we were absolutely slaying it. cork 810s on, rodeos on.... It completely defied the laws of physics. But it was awesome.
Feb 12 2013 2:15PM
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-wakes-
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I love skiing dreams. Being able to do literally any trick off of any feature is so much fun. It always makes me wish I was way good.
Feb 12 2013 2:53PM
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Fluttershy
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i like skiing dreams because i try whatever trick i want without being scared. ill usually notice im dreaming though because i have a distorted precipitation of movement and gravity and i move around awkwardly. still a lot of fun
Feb 12 2013 2:59PM
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~bagelz~
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one time i had a dream where i skiied pow with tommy chong. i think i smoked too much weed before going to bed that night
Feb 12 2013 3:01PM
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bigerbob
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be in ski lift, sitting next to hot girl. Only me and here in ski lift. She suddenly starts working her way down in my pants. Starts jerking me off. When we are almost at the top i cum a blizzard in her mouth. She takes of her googles all coverd in semen. Realize she actually is a guy. He opens safety bar and pushes me out.
Feb 12 2013 3:06PM
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ggfski42
Posts: 651 - Karma: 700
I had a nightmare where i got pwn'd by a long ass down rail a couple days ago and now my knee cap is fractured... Oh wait
Feb 12 2013 5:09PM
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_Garagely_
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My best one was when I was stomping dub cork 12s off a backcountry booter.
Feb 12 2013 5:12PM
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LukasSchroeder
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Click for larger image seems legit
Feb 12 2013 6:05PM
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NotGhood
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my skiing dreams are always just me riding my home park but i can do all the tricks I think about trying when im skiing.

basically im skiing and im good

its great until i wake up and remember i'm a gaper
Feb 12 2013 6:22PM
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+Tahoe_Shredder+
Posts: 189 - Karma: 124
I had one where I was skiing up the mountain and was spinning tens off little rollers... Then my skis came off and i couldnt find them
Feb 12 2013 6:30PM
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Bock
Posts: 748 - Karma: 1,652
Whenever I dream about skiing I always end up getting delayed somehow and never being able to ski. Like the last dream I had it was a pow day and I was getting ready to ride when my mom comes in and tells me to do chores then eventually the dream morphs into something else and I don't get to go skiing =(.

Its really depressing.
Feb 12 2013 6:55PM
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Mr_Bump
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Every single one of my skiing dreams ends the same way, with me waking up and feeling suddenly disappointed

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Feb 12 2013 6:59PM
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Washow
Posts: 343 - Karma: 460
I'm somehow able to do and stomp every single trick imaginable with such an ease
then I wake up with a boner
Feb 12 2013 7:10PM
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ILLinoisance
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They were the same controls as Shredsauce with a PS3 controller.
Feb 12 2013 7:31PM
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LukasSchroeder
Posts: 1460 - Karma: 2,683
MORNING WOOD. your skis must have a wood core
Feb 12 2013 7:50PM
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LukasSchroeder
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sorry for double post, but: ILLinoisance i have seen your sig sooo many times and i still dont understand what the hell that thing is
Feb 12 2013 7:54PM
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milk_man
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i have dreams where im doing huge spins and overshooting jumps, probably stuff im scared of
Feb 12 2013 8:02PM
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ILLinoisance
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It's supposed to say SESSIONS. The more I look at it, the less I see it myself, haha.
Feb 12 2013 8:11PM
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shocker611
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Haha just actually happened last nigtht. I had a dream that I witnessed a murder and then the murderer saw me and came after me but I was on skis and I skied off a cliff and did a backflip (like 100 footer). Don't remember much else but I remember him chasing me all over the place.
Feb 12 2013 8:44PM
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Blake.P
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ive had some weird lucid ones. one of the better ones was i was skiing at breck, and put down a 3 to cork 5 to switch cork 5. i was really stoked until i realized it was a dream
Feb 12 2013 9:26PM
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Film.
Posts: 2631 - Karma: 2,462
Legit love dreams like this. Had a dream where I was at Breck in a private park shoot and throwing down. Felt so great, and it felt so real.
Feb 12 2013 9:31PM
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DeRizzo
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Do you guys dream in first person? I always dream in 3rd person I'm not sure why though.
Feb 12 2013 9:35PM
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.SeaStar
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I had one where I was super small and I was skiing around my toilet in circles to eventually end up in a pile of shit
Feb 12 2013 9:42PM
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LukasSchroeder
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Not sure if this is 3rd person, but i dream how u see the guy in ShredSauce game. Or like through a camera angle/video
Feb 14 2013 12:10AM
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Coxworth
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i went for a sw rodeo 5 on the joi jump and never quite landed, kinda just floated for a bit
Feb 14 2013 12:24AM
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pussy_puncher
Posts: 194 - Karma: 69

had a wet dream about skiing once. im proud and embarrassed at the same time

Feb 14 2013 1:00AM
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LukasSchroeder
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.... not sure if thats impressive/amazing or weird... what was it like?

Feb 15 2013 3:06PM
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LukasSchroeder
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i mean what happend?
Feb 15 2013 3:07PM
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cowofawesome
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Been playing a bit too much Shredsauce?
Feb 15 2013 7:07PM
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beercan810
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Snap!

Somebody robbed my poles in my last dream.
Feb 15 2013 7:56PM
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