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To catch a predator ski edition

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theabortionator
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Anybody want to do some "to catch a predator" style stings at mountains?


Leave some nice gear out front, or maybe some backpacks or nice shoes inside and wait for somebody to try and steal it. Then come in with the camera and ask them why they suck at life, then instead of turning them over to the cops kill them?


It should be done. I've thought about it a few times over the years. Especially for something like pay your age day at mount snow. Put a bunch of brand new decks and skis on the racks and wait. Those days seem to bring out all the sketchy thieves.


Feb 9 2013 8:28PM
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deleted5
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Um no I'd rather ski while at a ski Mountain.
Feb 9 2013 8:29PM
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Toasty.
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kill them... yea okay
Feb 9 2013 8:30PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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Ahhh, but what would you rather do at a snowboard mountain?
Feb 9 2013 8:32PM
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Jewschoolers
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i think a simple ass kicking should be sufficient. you should seek help immediately. you are most likely a psychopath

Feb 9 2013 8:32PM
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7springsprod
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Interesting idea. Theres been a ton of threads about punks stealing stuff lately.
Feb 9 2013 8:32PM
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El_Barto.
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disk golf?
Feb 9 2013 8:34PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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Aint nobody got time for dat!!
Feb 9 2013 8:34PM
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SFB
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only if we can actaully kill them.
Feb 9 2013 8:53PM
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Caspaaa
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snowboard


become banks gilberti
Feb 9 2013 8:53PM
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JzD.
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My mountains security does this all the time, the put boards out, place the cameras over them and wait. Patiently. And when someone takes it they chase them
Feb 9 2013 8:59PM
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theabortionator
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#YOLO
Feb 9 2013 9:06PM
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rigzz
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My friend and I did the same thing once, but it was with a decket out BMX, all we had to do was loosen every bolt and axle, and wait patiently for the dick head to come steal the bike. Shit was hilarious! Later on during the summer some of our friend had his bike stolen, and guess who stole it.. the same scum bad who tried to steal the bmx.
Feb 9 2013 9:15PM
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grown-ninja
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always though this would be cool, when i dont check my stuff I always place it it within my view and am ready to pounce if someone were to walk away with it.
Feb 9 2013 9:16PM
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theabortionator
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I would probably die if I lived near you. Used to like to hop on a bmx every once in a while and do some 180s, a little manual and put them back. Would have probably lost your front wheel, destroy your forks, and my face.
Feb 9 2013 9:21PM
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rigzz
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Would you hop on somebody's ski, ride some park, and put them back where they belong? Some people value their bike as much as you value your skis.. so you'd probably also have a knife to your throat if you lived around me.. (Don't fuck with my bike)
Feb 9 2013 9:24PM
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taylornicky
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Feb 9 2013 9:32PM
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theabortionator
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You ride a huffy so I wouldn't touch your bike you pussy.
Feb 9 2013 9:36PM
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rigzz
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What a good come back. You just realized how much stupid you looked there didn't you? Seriously tho, you don't want people to touch your ski but why do you fuck around with people's bike?
Feb 9 2013 9:44PM
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theabortionator
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" You just realized how much stupid you looked there didn't you? "

Holy shit dude chill out. Weirdo. It's the internet, simmer down. Why do children always post these" I bet you wish you didn't look so stupid when you posted something stupid on the internet" type posts.

Go back to pickin on the kids in the grade under you.


I used to have a huffy. It's a double frame all the way! Good times.

Feb 9 2013 9:52PM
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LiquorLanch
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If you ever come up to the North Eat like loon or mt snow id be down
Feb 9 2013 10:43PM
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theabortionator
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I'm too lazy, just suggesting other people should. The mountains should pay people to do it or something. Idk


I like when scumbag thieves get owned. It amazes me how accepted stealing is. People have some fucked sense of entitlement.
Feb 9 2013 10:50PM
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bangarangmules
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Feb 9 2013 11:00PM
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DANETRON
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You realize hes just fucking with you right? And good luck holding a knife to someone throat and not ending up in jail...been there done that didnt end well
Feb 9 2013 11:09PM
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theabortionator
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um, okayyyyyyy

I'm just going to slide out the door.
Feb 9 2013 11:11PM
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daannnnieel
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so i'm not the only one who has thought of this. I'm so down to try this.
Feb 9 2013 11:14PM
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El_Barto.
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Man, I'm going to cut you up so bad, that you... you gonna wish I no cut you up so bad.

and youre a pussy
Feb 9 2013 11:33PM
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theabortionator
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He's not kidding, I told him I'd ship a jiberish hoodie in 2 days but it took me 3 to send it out. Fuck if I'll ever be late on shipping something to an nser. Scariest shit ever.


Don't fuck with this kid. Barto is a sick killer.
Feb 9 2013 11:41PM
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Downtofilm
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Iv wanted to do this with my camera.
Feb 9 2013 11:51PM
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MNS
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It's too bad these douches are in here arguing about shit. If someone does this, it could turn out to be a great thread.
Feb 9 2013 11:58PM
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Mtougas
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I think it sounds like an awesome idea.
Feb 10 2013 12:02AM
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Caspaaa
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kids OG as fuck... i wouldn't mess with him....

he threatened to cut of my balls if i didn't give him 10/10 after he insulted me in the post your latest purchase thread for having terrible style..
Feb 10 2013 12:03AM
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theabortionator
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I'll get go pro to sponsor it and well put the little cameras all over and get the thieves from every angle.


Feb 10 2013 12:59PM
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El_Barto.
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My college town has had a bunch of attempted rapes recently, all in the same area. Same dude probably every time.

Why not put a chick out there at night and have a bunch of dudes hiding in the bushes waiting for her to get attacked. When she does the dudes jump out and kick the shit out of the bad guy.

It seems like it would work
Feb 10 2013 1:03PM
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LiquorLanch
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Go for it!!!!
Feb 10 2013 1:41PM
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howlongcanausern
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if you want to set somebody else up for failure like this you have serious issues
Feb 10 2013 1:50PM
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scratchproteen
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Done it before, worked like a charm...there were like 4 middle school kids, jacking 3 - 5 boards a weekend....set up some tempting boards in the racks and such and just posted up for the day...sure as shit they come around grab one of the decoy boards and bring it to the parking lot where we busted em...it was great, with them trying to explain too us how it was their buddies board and they were coming back to pick it up for him because he was sick.
Feb 10 2013 2:07PM
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WakaShocka
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this
Feb 10 2013 4:37PM
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theabortionator
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doesn't even make sense.

People who are against it are probably 12, have never had their skis stolen, and their parents would buy them a new settup if did happen.


Shit ain't cheap, fuck thieves, fuck bitches, get money.
Feb 10 2013 4:50PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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Don't fuck with my bike? Are you 12?
Feb 10 2013 4:54PM
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