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FALCONN PUNCH! (happend at my university a couple days ago)

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Phil-X-
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Thats what you get when youre an annoying lil fuck


Feb 8 2013 4:22PM
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JWeinstock
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the fuck was going on?
Feb 8 2013 4:23PM
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Wallisch_pl
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yeah he knocked on the door, he deserved glass shards in him
Feb 8 2013 4:24PM
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nagger
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looks like they were boxing or something
then that weirdo kept making noise
so the guy punched through the window and gave him a face full of glass

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Feb 8 2013 4:28PM
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howlongcanausern
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was expecting this:

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Feb 8 2013 4:31PM
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Phil-X-
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Breakdown-

This is at university of Illinois in bromley hall which is a private dorm. For some reason the makers of bromley decided that a room made with glass walls in a college environment was a great idea.
Anyway, the girl and guy are sparring in some kick boxing (both ROTC kids) and the girl was showing off some self defense moves i guess. So slowly a crowd began to gather around the fight and this kid with a gay umbrella starts knocking on the glass wall with it.

Obviously the kids never been to a zoo or aquarium cause thats like the first thing they tell you to not do. So the girl tried knocking on the glass to scare him and the guys like "move over babe, im a total alpha male" and meant to knock on the glass but accidentally fully followed through with his punch. Shattering the glass wall and getting glass on the beta kids face. Got a couple lil cuts but hes aright.
Feb 8 2013 4:31PM
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.AR6rider.
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That's fucking dumb.
Feb 8 2013 4:33PM
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Phil-X-
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Apparently the girl wants it taken off the internet and managed to down the other youtube video, but I snagged it before it went down. Like bitch this is the internet, its here to stay.
Feb 8 2013 4:33PM
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Rajna
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Feb 8 2013 4:39PM
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nagger
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submit it to tosh.0
Feb 8 2013 4:48PM
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Phil-X-
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not a bad idea
Feb 8 2013 5:18PM
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aquinn
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no... that is a bad idea
Feb 8 2013 5:28PM
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skierman
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Wow you frat guys live REALLY interesting lives...

So when do you guys start learning the alphabet?
Feb 8 2013 6:21PM
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Dunnah
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Did he ever once say he or anyone else is in a frat?

The ignorance of some people....
Feb 8 2013 6:28PM
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skierman
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"...on the beta kids face"

Yeah you're right, some people really are ignorant.
Feb 8 2013 7:16PM
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corona
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oh my lord. have you never been on the internet before?
Feb 8 2013 7:24PM
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gatley-o9mil.
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He was referring to him as the beta male, as the guy who punched through the glass was referred to the alpha male.
Feb 8 2013 7:27PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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I don't understand your side of the argument.
Feb 8 2013 7:30PM
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Rialb
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Is that a girl crying at the end?
Feb 8 2013 7:39PM
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nagger
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nice try.
Feb 8 2013 8:00PM
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Stickity
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10 points from hufflepuff
Feb 8 2013 8:17PM
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artfullydodged
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Biggest skierman fail since "faunt"
Feb 8 2013 8:19PM
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Phil-X-
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hahahhaha oh god, there is so much egg on your face.. and to add on that their in a fuckin dorm
Feb 8 2013 8:36PM
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Ghst
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Ha ha thanks for the memory!
Feb 8 2013 8:39PM
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theabortionator
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no falcon punch. interesting video though?
Feb 8 2013 8:42PM
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Phil-X-
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Theyre^^^^ (my previous post)
Feb 8 2013 8:43PM
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introvert
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LOL.
Feb 8 2013 8:47PM
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Macker
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Worst falcon punch ever ! And they all sound like pubescent prone punks
Feb 8 2013 8:56PM
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Phil-X-
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freshman..... the worstt
Feb 9 2013 10:08PM
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Phil-X-
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Holy shit just realized ive got 25,000 views
Feb 9 2013 10:11PM
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nagger
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just had a better idea tell her you'll take it down if she sucks your cock and if she does it then leave it up anyways. it's a win win
Feb 9 2013 10:39PM
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Phil-X-
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I hear shes a freak of nature, but in other news its starting to blow up a lil and a company just partnered up with me to promote it and make me more money so thats fucking sick
Feb 9 2013 10:47PM
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