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Broken clavicle. Ideas to pass the time?

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YUNG_milksteAk
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Broke my left clavicle for the 6th time. Any ideas for stuff to do?
Feb 8 2013 9:48AM
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Ryguy920
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Sucks man how did you break it?
Also inb4 fap
Feb 8 2013 9:54AM
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*coop*
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mastarbat
Feb 8 2013 10:06AM
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FroesenSkeeze
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Step 1: get a ps3 if you don't have one. (No, an xbox will not work)

Step 2: purchase netflix if you do not already have.

Step 3: purchase EA skate (2 or 3) and Battlefield 3 if you do not already have.

Step 4: get mom to buy hot pockets and pizza pops even if she doesn't live with you.

Step 5: enjoy all activities from the comfort of your couch. Make sure you are rotating the activities though. An addiction can result in one is focused on too deeply.

Step 6 don't forget to heal your bonez.

Good luck!
Feb 8 2013 10:06AM
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Cataplonic
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salty bro. post a shit tun on ns
Feb 8 2013 10:11AM
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YUNG_milksteAk
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Broke it skiing last night, fap won't work cause I'm a lefty, Xbox doesn't amuse me, inb4 fapwithabrokenclavicle
Feb 8 2013 10:25AM
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Ryguy920
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Did you break it at hylands?
Feb 8 2013 10:29AM
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cowofawesome
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This. And watch every episode of King of the Hill. Every single one.
Feb 8 2013 10:40AM
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SPUTnik.
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that sucks, happened to me last year. my recomendations are getting a snuggy, and cable. another thing to do is buy a camera and start filming
Feb 8 2013 11:29AM
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johnnyBuz
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How far apart is the impact zone for breaking your clavicle or spraining your AC joint? I'm pretty sure I sprained my AC the other day. Haven't been to a doctor yet but it hurts like a motherfucker.
Feb 8 2013 11:40AM
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YUNG_milksteAk
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Yeah.
Feb 8 2013 1:41PM
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Ryguy920
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Sucks man
Feb 8 2013 1:46PM
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Shifties4Dayz
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AC joint is located in the ball of your shoulder. i tore mine last year and it was by far the most paintful thing i have ever felt. over 365 days later and it still feels like shit.

the ac joint is just a tendon, and i believe the clavicle is a bone?
Feb 8 2013 3:30PM
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gusestomp
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Well if you can sorta move your arms... you could possibly buy a kendama, they're fun.
Feb 8 2013 3:40PM
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BagOTricks
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World of Warcraft.
Feb 8 2013 4:17PM
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Peppy
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League of Legends
Feb 8 2013 4:26PM
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EvanMeyer
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exaggerate story of how you broke clavicle to good looking females at the bar
bang said good looking females from the bar
film it
????
profit

but in all seriousness try to just stay somewhat active if its just walking around your neighborhood or something its a big relief being able to get outside when you're injured
Feb 8 2013 4:56PM
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aquinn
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you just described my free time and i'm not even hurt
Feb 8 2013 5:41PM
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Rajna
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I did too about a month ago. mine broke into 3 pieces :( i caught an edge reverting on a bump i didn't see coming. had to get 11 screws and multiple plates in order align to bone to heal properly, doctor said it was one of the worst he's ever seen. bone was basically coming out of the skin, if i pushed gently it would of came through really easily since the bone was so sharp.

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Since I've watched every episode of every season of walking dead, mad men, and currently on season 2 of boardwalk empire. Netflix is essential, you can stream it through your pc if you don't have a ps3 or xbox. I also have been spending a lot of time cooking dank shit. Video games help too.







Feb 8 2013 5:44PM
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johnnyBuz
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I tore my labrum and dislocated my shoulder before by a direct impact on the outside of the shoulder but on Monday I landed on the inside where the clavicle attaches to the shoulder. A bump hasn't protruded on my shoulder so it's not a grade 2 or 3 separation but it hurts like a bitch. Probably just some tissue damage.

My last couple injuries don't swell up they are just extremely painful and bruised deep inside. Sucks keeps me out for 2+ weeks at a time.
Feb 8 2013 5:48PM
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Rajna
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Be careful how long you wear your sling too...

I've been doing some reading and there's a lot of cases of people who use slings and the weight of their arm hanging and constantly pulling on the clavicle actually bends the bone out of shape. It's recommended to only be used first 1 - 2 weeks max. I hardly wore mine at all cuz I could feel it tugging on the bone. Instead I kept my arm in the sling position across my stomach and used my arm muscles to keep it in place almost like suspension for my collarbone so it wasn't bouncing.
Feb 8 2013 5:54PM
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nolaan
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this.
Feb 8 2013 10:02PM
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YUNG_milksteAk
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No
Feb 8 2013 10:05PM
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.tony
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Read a book
Feb 8 2013 10:14PM
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Puzzled
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Feb 8 2013 10:20PM
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