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Funniest thing that has happend in a class

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ZeechMcHuck
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in grade eight I was in math and there was this class clown kid,  the teacher was a total bitch so we would always fuck with her.  One day the teacher left the class for about 10 minutes and this class clown kid hid behind a bookshelf, the teacher came back and questioned where he was and everyone was giggling.  Then out of no where I hear possibly the wettest fart that I have ever heard and this clown comes out from behind the bookshelf nearly crying because he was laughing so hard.  Not so funny anymore now that I think about it, but in my immature eighth grade mind that was the funniest shit ever.  Anyways post some funny stories!
Feb 6 2013 3:18PM
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ForeverYung
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Neat
Feb 6 2013 3:20PM
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Broommasta
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There was this one kid that was bullying another kid and the victim got so mad he through his desk at him. it was pretty funny he had the whole dk rage scene among him /claim
Feb 6 2013 3:21PM
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Stickity
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we got a sub to arm wrestle a legally blind kid. the kid was sarcastically acting like a hardass about arm wrestling a teacher. i almost got a video but the sub wouldn't let me despite my sneaky attempts
Feb 6 2013 3:23PM
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O-A_s
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Not really funny, or in my class for that matter, but really sick and disgusting... Anyway, at a school close to mine a girl was told to leave the class room because she wouldn't calm down in class. !0 minutes went by, then the girl enters the classroom with a bag full of her own excrements that she puts on the teachers desk.

Other than that I have experienced a few stink bombs that have caused an evacuation of the school. That was quite fun at the time at least.
Feb 6 2013 3:24PM
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coolflash8
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Inhaled some ill seltzer water when my Spanish teacher was talking about how she always wanted to be a teacher. I started laughing and shit. Was awkward
Feb 6 2013 3:26PM
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Reister
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Taking a seat.
Feb 6 2013 3:29PM
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90053
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we locked a teacher out of a classroom once, but then the teacher came and after about 5 minutes it wasn't funny anymore, so we went to unlock the door but in doing so the guy doing it snapped the key, no spare keys to that classroom so after about half an hour or so maintenance guy as to saw the lock off, the teacher was helplessly shouting at us through the window the whole time, was lulz. best i've got off the top of my head, cool story hansel
Feb 6 2013 3:42PM
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Gnarbangalakazoo
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In eighth grade we had these things called "mock congressional hearings". We were put into groups of three and given a famous supreme court case to present before a panal of three parents and our teacher. It was a big deal, we all had to where suits, the girls dresses, and it was a large part of our grade.

The class was setup where the three of us were at a desk at the front of the class facing everyone. The parents and teacher were in the front row, all the students behind. Making the students not seen by the teachers or parents.

The three of us in my group were all good friends of one impulsive kind of crazy kid who happened to be in our class. Anyways, half way through our presentation he stood up on a desk, lifted up his shirt and began rubbing his nipples. The kid next to me was trying really hard to hold back his laughter, so our friend sat down. Only to stand up again accept with a large veiny dick drawn on his stomach, pretending to jerk it off.

The teacher turned around quickly just as he was sitting down and told him to stop whatever he was doing. Fun times.
Feb 6 2013 3:58PM
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gusestomp
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Today in this senior in my study mooned our teacher and all she did was laugh.
Feb 6 2013 4:11PM
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jimmydar
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a ceiling tile fell on a kid in the middle of a math lesson
Feb 6 2013 4:22PM
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Nacho+
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my art teacher is a total retard, so we just mess wid her errday. We were looking at art at the table, and we just start air humping right infront of her, and she doesn't notice. We do this err day to her and she doesn't notice.
Today we were taking a history test, and my friend yells FUCK right in the middle of it. The teacher just looks back and says...get back to work...we were all laughing so hard.
Feb 6 2013 4:58PM
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bnewbs6
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I pulled the "shake an imaginary salt shaker above your mouth and you'll taste salt" trick (it makes it look like you are sucking an imaginary dick) on this chick the other day. It was lolz to the max. The entire class saw and laughed forever. The teacher thought it was cause of a joke he said.
Feb 6 2013 5:17PM
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Stickity
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try telling girls that it's impossible to touch your belly button with both your elbows
Feb 6 2013 5:20PM
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james6345789
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Last October, I created "the free pizza party." It was a fake pizza party for the lols. I put up 150 of these flyers over a week. The Administration was taking them down, but I put them up faster than they could tear them down. 20 kids ended up going to it. One teacher found out that it was me recently, but she was cool about it.
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Feb 6 2013 5:20PM
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ZeechMcHuck
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60% of the time, it works 100% of the time
Feb 6 2013 5:22PM
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james6345789
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Here's a crowd around one flyer
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Feb 6 2013 5:23PM
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MikeVicksTOPDOG
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sitting in trig class average day nothing exciting going on and then all of the sudden the loud speaker comes on and secretary at the main office says to the entire school "could we please have jenna tulls to the main lobby, Jenna tulls to the main lobby."



i died
Feb 6 2013 5:23PM
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Steezy_P
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OP is secretly still in grade 8
Feb 6 2013 5:24PM
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Laurent.
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On of our drawing teachers in elementary had this fancy chair with wheels. Like a kid who never experienced that luxury, he always rolled around, he never walked towards you, he came rolling towards you. He didn't stroll around the class but drifted through the corners and gunned it at the straights.
He even had his whiteboard hung so low that he could reach the top without getting out of his chair.
During tests he always bounced between the walls, he would push of one wall, do a 180 and then push of the opposing wall for an entire hour all the while smiling joyfully with the biggest grin on his face. Unimaginative as we were we called him mr. Chair.

We never saw him getting out of his chair, ever. We imagined he must have been in some horrible accident where his buttocks had been fused permanently to the chair.

But one day everything changed.
There was this hatch in the floor that doubled as a trash chute. One day Timmy was made to empty the garbage bin, and so Timmy did, but Timmy forgot to close the hatch.
Mr. Chair was blissfully unaware of this fact. After he just helped a student he glided away from that kid with a wonderful 540, all the while having the most gleeful smile on his face.

Everyone saw it coming, but no one did or said a thing as mr. Chair was creeping ever closer to a dark pit filled with empty drink cartons and gum. Then it happened, as majestically as he was just moving he fell down in the hole with the queerest of screams. For some reason the hole class found this terribly funny and everyone laughed and laughed. But no one concerned himself about mr. Chair. who was in intense agony in the pit. After a while someone noticed us of this fact and we all got quiet, someone quickly called for help and when the ambulance arrived a while later we were escorted out of the class.
We never saw mr. Chair again, until a few months had gone by.

Now mr. Chair was ever happy and gliding, but in a new chair, with an electric engine and joystick.
His mood hadn't changed, he just got upgraded to the next level.
Feb 6 2013 5:25PM
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ZeechMcHuck
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I just lost it in the middle of class
Feb 6 2013 5:25PM
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Stickity
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with spectacular results
Feb 6 2013 5:26PM
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CaelW
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In second grade a kid went up and asked the teacher if he could go to the bathroom. As the teacher was asking the kid if it was an emergency the kid started peeing in class.
Feb 6 2013 5:28PM
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El_Barto.
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Dude asked my neurophysiology teacher why ecstasy gives you such a bad hangover. It was pretty funny
Feb 6 2013 5:30PM
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powderhound100
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I dont get it.
Feb 6 2013 5:40PM
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NotGhood
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At the beginning of the year in math our teacher pointed out that she had a pretty snazzy electric pencil sharpener at the back of the room, she explained it was for use by those people who "are really anal about having sharp pencils like me" the whole class lost their shit completely and she was very embarrassed.

Another time in Geography class our teacher drew a diagram of the Saint Lawrence River that looked exactly like a penis (though she didn't see it) and proceeded to draw an arrow to what was clearly the tip of the penis and ask the class what the significance of holding that part of the river was in a trade route or something. Everyone was trying their best not to laugh (with varying degrees of success), when no one answered her question she pointed to the quietest Asian girl in the class and asked her again why that part of the river was so important and i've always respected that girl for keeping a straight face whilst looking at the gigantic penis on the board and explaining to the class why the head is so important.
Feb 6 2013 5:54PM
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Shukovski
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Feb 6 2013 5:56PM
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J-C
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about a month ago the teacher left the class, so being the smallest one in the class we decided to hide me in the recycle bin (it was those big one with a top that you can close). so the teacher comes back in the class not noticing that I disappear but she came back with the principal for whatever reason. So another kid asked the principal to put a paper in the bin where i was hiding. He then knocked on the bin to tell me to pop out so that's what I did but it wasn't the teacher but the principal. Knowing that it was the principal i would of never get out but our teacher was chill so she could take a joke not like the principal that got the shit scared of her. I ended up getting a 2 hour long detention after class witch sucked but we all got a good laugh
Feb 6 2013 6:12PM
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ZeechMcHuck
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try it and see

Feb 6 2013 7:10PM
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Culture+
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there was a really hot girl in my math class who farted really loud and it smelled awful then blamed it on this kid its was really confusing
Feb 6 2013 8:50PM
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Z.J.H.
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my mates and i beat up this black kid once haha. thn we smashed a window of this cunts clasroom, classic highschool.
Feb 6 2013 9:03PM
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volvotom
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In the middle of an Organic Chemistry final a student yelled "FUCK THIS" and walked out.
Feb 6 2013 9:05PM
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DizzyG
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This guy was my math teacher last year, he still teaches at my school, I imagine that class is pretty damn funny right now
http://www.dailycamera.com/lafayette-news/ci_22511114/lafayette-commercial-pot-moratorium-could-roil-legal-waters
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Cool guy but an awful math teacher and a meh rapper




Feb 6 2013 9:08PM
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EHP
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A few years ago, in the middle of math class (which happened to be the room across from the bathroom), we heard a kid screaming and then saw him running down the hall. Our teacher didn't think much of it and just closed the door. Upon leaving the classroom we were greeted by three large turds laying in the middle of the hallway. The teacher called the janitors and they cleaned it up, but they cautioned taped off the surrounding area for the rest of the day. Needless to say, he is still made fun of till this day for it.
Feb 6 2013 9:18PM
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Z.J.H.
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yeah haha cuz hez a monkey
Feb 6 2013 9:20PM
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SurfaceHoar
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Our chem teacher was mixing alcohol/fuel and a chemical to show that burning different chemicals produces a different color flame. She turned off the lights for dramatic effect, and began to light them. A few lit up but she was having trouble lighting some and decided they needed more fuel. She starts pouring and the flame obviously catches quick.

The fire jumps into the bottle and explodes back out, fully engulfing the nerdy kid who has his face up there. All the papers on her desk catch on fire. Nobody was hurt, but I'll never forget the shriek the nerd made. And watching the heavy set teacher bitch try and wield an extinguisher for the lol.
Feb 6 2013 9:22PM
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SFB
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where did you go to school i had to do the exact same thing in 8th grade except they werent very funny.
Feb 6 2013 9:26PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Go away
Feb 6 2013 9:32PM
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Culture+
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math teacher did a future spin
Feb 6 2013 9:35PM
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whoa-dere
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sounds fun
Feb 6 2013 9:39PM
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whoa-dere
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was she hot?
Feb 6 2013 9:53PM
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WPoch
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nice
Feb 6 2013 9:58PM
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corona
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how did he break a key off opening a door from the inside?
Feb 6 2013 10:02PM
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roddy116
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my teacher locked a kid in a closet with a keyboard chord and just left him there for the entire class.
Feb 6 2013 10:03PM
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WPoch
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Freshmen year of High-school I was in the middle of math class and this kid names Griffen got really mad over something the teacher was talking about and stood up out of his chair in the middle of the teacher talking and threw his pencil at the wall as hard as he could while making a strong grunting noise. Needless to say the teacher got so fucking pissed at him and he got a 2 hour Friday detention. Absolutely hilarious.
Feb 6 2013 10:08PM
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ZeechMcHuck
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today some kid went sprinting down the hall way with his arms out behind him screaming something.  Kinda funny to see.  This kid does the wierdest shit tho.  like he starts sniffing shit and screams at random times.  hes either gonna shoot up the school or end up in a mental ward

Feb 6 2013 10:18PM
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danderson.
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In 3rd grade, we had a sub for art class. He was pretty damn old and real innocent and I didn't plan on fucking with him on purpose. Anyway, we were on PowerPoint and I was searching through the sound effects, playing each of them out loud as I went through, and I came across the telephone one. I played it of course and the sub got up real fast and went over to answer the phone. Needless to say, I died laughing. Felt like kind of a dick though.
Feb 6 2013 10:19PM
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ZeechMcHuck
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lol
Feb 6 2013 10:22PM
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Cataplonic
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a kid in my grade mooned the whole school before an assembly
Feb 6 2013 10:23PM
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corona
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damn. when I was in grade 3 we didn't even have speakers on the school computers let alone powerpoint
Feb 6 2013 10:36PM
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danderson.
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It might've been 4th or 5th, but i don't remember exactly. Definitely middle to later elementary school though.
Feb 6 2013 10:42PM
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