My four friends and I are stranded at Denver airport. We are trying to get to Vail, and the CME is closed for the night. If anyone is willing to drive us tonight, we would pay you $200 plus gas money, beer, food, whatever. We are in our early twenties. Post you number on here if you're interested and I'll give you a call.
If you were in Canada I would totally jump in my dog sled and grab ya
T "It's my storm. I can make it do whatever I want."
"What the fuck is wrong with you kids?! How would you like it if I came and had sex in front of your house?"
"I heard you guys banned a chick with thyroid cancer cause she was weird looking.
You guys are fucking terrible."- awsomoz$
We were all expecting something GRAND for our massive efforts down the line. Needless to say, all the money went to drive us 100km from home and play frisbee golf for a week at a "resort" aimed for trips for retarded people"
was thinking that someone would do it (i am a few thousand miles away). its fucking 100 miles according to google maps. so 200 miles back and forth. under 4 hours according to the navigation on g-maps. fiddy bucks per hour doesnt seem so bad.
on the other hand, the potential rape factor has to be included.
in all seriousness, i read that 3 times, 1st time i thought what the fuck is he on about, read it again and thought, this fuckbag has to be kidding, read it once more and decided calling you a fuckbag wasnt good enough - sick-as-aids