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About ready to kill my roommate.

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Wompuscat
Posts: 818 - Karma: 380
He is the most passive aggressive little fuckwad I have ever seen. Just has a white board on the fridge and just writes messages that are clearly directed straight at me. Im like man up and fucking say something bitch. Seriously, politely asking me to do something actually makes me change my ways, not some fucking whiteboard. It is just things like wash and dry dishes and put them all away before bed. Which I almost always do, but lately my leadership activity has intensified 20 fold, and I start homework at about 2:30am, so I let my dishes(that have been washed mind you) sit in the drying rack over night, and I put them away in the morning. Then a new message pops up ACTUALLY DO THE DISHES. Next day its lock the door, ACTUALLY LOCK IT. Okay well I do that, every time, so suck a dick. And now its dont slam the door, I don't, I just let it shut on its own, sorry if thats slamming to you. I'm about to just come home and erase the entire board. Piss him off. Seriously my roommate from hell, I cant wait to get out of here.
Feb 1 2013 3:07AM
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miroz
Posts: 10333 - Karma: 3,947
Can you confront him about it?
Feb 1 2013 3:10AM
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hamtaro
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your roommate has communication problems lol
Feb 1 2013 3:13AM
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HalfandHalf
Posts: 1216 - Karma: 207
this!

but seriously right something like this on the whiteboard
Things to do:
wash dishes
go shopping
KILL ROOMMATE
hide the body
do laundry
(etc.)

do it.
Feb 1 2013 3:19AM
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Spen
Posts: 335 - Karma: 59
Just piss on his tooth brush, if he wants to be passive agressive then take it up to the next level haha
Feb 1 2013 3:27AM
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Bateman
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no, because in america, they will have a swat team on OP in about 15 minutes ready to cap his ass
Feb 1 2013 3:32AM
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Wompuscat
Posts: 818 - Karma: 380
Oh and at the top it just says Goals. Haha I'm about ready to erase the entire thing and write "Goals: Ask me politely what you would like to change." And if hes a cock about it then I can do some fun shit to get back at ho,/
Feb 1 2013 3:33AM
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PeppermillReno
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Sounds like you are stuck living with a huge bitch.

I'd do whatever I can to get out of the predicament. Fact is this kid probably spends hours on end bugging out about shit you do.


Feb 1 2013 3:41AM
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Wompuscat
Posts: 818 - Karma: 380
Meh, its whatever. Im out of the lease once the semester ends. This is the only roommate I didn't know going into it. The other two and I get along just fine, it's just this one. Damn. I always invited them to parties whenever I went places and stuff, always offered food I cooked always did the best I could as a roommate. And now because of the dishes I guess he started ditching me to go to parties and whatnot, blah blah. I no longer invite him, nor say come along if he asks what I'm doing that night. When people treat me like crap when I try I treat them like crap right back.
Feb 1 2013 4:13AM
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Bart.Man
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Next time he leaves a pissy note on his white board of power, either:

A. Ignore it until he is forced to ask you face to face

Or

B. Confront him in a polite manner and ask him to just please be straightforward. Just try to reason with him.
Feb 1 2013 4:32AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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you should slam the dishes and wash the door.

Then just tell him the whiteboard was too confusing
Feb 1 2013 5:09AM
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OGoriginal-gaper
Posts: 354 - Karma: 86
take a dump on his bed or something doesn't take long and he will be so pissed off
Feb 1 2013 5:17AM
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SSteezle
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definitely confront him about it. Right now you just look like a little bitch for listening to his little notes. I had a roommate that sucked at communicating things to me and kept doing little things to piss me off. I called him out on it and he ended up changing roommates, which left me with one of my good friends as a roommate
Feb 1 2013 6:19AM
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B.Aussie
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haha I like this idea.
Feb 1 2013 6:25AM
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theschneidler
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claim that you cannot read and don't do shit
Feb 1 2013 6:27AM
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CandyNipples.
Posts: 340 - Karma: 51
This is suggested in every one of these threads. It's about time somebody mans up and does it. This means you op.
Feb 1 2013 7:50AM
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jmasterp
Posts: 1976 - Karma: 233
I mean, you are saying he has communication issues, which he obviously does, but by you not having already spoken to him about it, you aren't exactly displaying great communication skills.
Feb 1 2013 8:21AM
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yelsel
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This This This

Sounds like you both need to sit down and talk about this shit or it'll only get worse.

Feb 1 2013 8:32AM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
exactly. you haven't done anything to correct the situation so you actually don't really have a right to be "ready to kill my roommate". that comes after you have confronted him in a polite and kind manner, alwasy keeping a cool head. the second you lose our cool its over.
Feb 1 2013 8:36AM
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Abu_Hajaar
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Burn the whiteboard then your roommate.
Feb 1 2013 9:00AM
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theBearJew
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This is the best option. Its the more mature way to handle the situation and you will probably get the best results from it. That being said I think you should slam the dishes and wash the door like someone else suggested.
Feb 1 2013 9:05AM
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kmart7606
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one of my roommates did the whiteboard thing too. wanted everyone to have equal times at dishes and garbage and what not.

you have to write on it too, make him dislike the board as much as you do. make it annoying to look at.

my best advice would be to start a tally system. everyone gets one for dishes or w/e.

or hide the markers... or just get rid of the whiteboard when there's people over and be like "i dunno mayneeee"
Feb 1 2013 9:07AM
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Nufity
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You should fight fire with fire and just write messages on the whiteboard back to him
ie Bleach toilet to clean massive shit stains
Flush toilet unless you wish to experience the sensation of a burning asshole
Feb 1 2013 9:15AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
1. do dishes
2.lock door
3. shove white board up room mates ass
4. punch roommate in throat and poop on chest
5. laugh
6. masturbate
Feb 1 2013 10:34AM
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skierman
Posts: 8064 - Karma: 4,789
hahahahaha

Everyone should stop posting. This thread is done with.
Feb 1 2013 10:41AM
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Joebin
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But seriously, bitching about it on newschoolers isnt exactly helping the situation.
Feb 1 2013 10:49AM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
Ask him if he wants his dick sucked. Maybe he'll be so freaked hell leave
Feb 1 2013 10:53AM
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Z.J.H.
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when hes asleep put dog shit in his butthole and then when he wakes up leave a message on the board that says

clean up you shit covered clothes.

hell think he did it and be super embarrased

if he keeps it up threaten to tell his friends he shit himself
Feb 1 2013 11:13AM
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whoa-dere
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Draw a penis on the board
Feb 1 2013 11:18AM
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miroz
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This is great.
Feb 1 2013 11:48AM
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Wompuscat
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This is probably the best thing I have ever read. But in all seriousness, the way I was trying to cope with it was just do my best to improve what he wanted done. Everybody has flaws, so I figure do my best to improve myself. But now its just getting to the level of bitchiness. And yes, if it gets too bad I will have a conversation with him. Or write on the board something to the effect of "Keep writing this up here and these things will take continually longer to get done, politely ask me however, and it will get done much quicker."
Feb 1 2013 11:51AM
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forrest-cole
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maybe instead of ranting about this shit on NS you should take your own advice.
Feb 1 2013 12:00PM
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Wompuscat
Posts: 818 - Karma: 380
I have said shit about it, I have brought it up, buuut he refuses to say anything else, tries to turn it into a joke, and then just continues to be a bitch about it. So now im either trying to come up with a method to where he has to sit down and converse with me, or I can begin to get even.
Feb 1 2013 12:06PM
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forrest-cole
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Damn that sucks man, nothing shittier than a cocky roomate. Hopefully he get's his shit together and realizes he's not a chill kid to live with. If not idk what to tell you, put "I'm from fuckoffidyland now fuck off" on the whiteboard? haha idk good luck
Feb 1 2013 12:11PM
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cbj
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Why doesn't he do the dishes?
Feb 1 2013 1:05PM
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CandyNipples.
Posts: 340 - Karma: 51
Genius
Feb 1 2013 1:11PM
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grown-ninja
Posts: 3031 - Karma: 175

you say hes passive aggressive.....making an angry thread on NS instead of confronting him....very logical

Feb 1 2013 1:16PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
talk to him about it. if he doesn't respond to that then draw a penis on the whiteboard.
Feb 1 2013 1:25PM
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Otter.
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confront him, if he backlashes, beat some ass

Feb 1 2013 1:26PM
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prosnurfer
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start using paper plates and going out ur window.

but really what you should do is go ask a bunch of pretty girls if they would clean ur dishes for 10 bucks a hour. then when he comes home there will be a bunch of chicks cleaning ur shit and doing ur dirty work and when he says whats this just smile and say "im the boss"

Feb 1 2013 1:27PM
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snowdon
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I used to live with a girl who did that kind of stuff with notes around the house, it pissed me off to no end. She'd freak if we didn't vacuum and mop the house 3 times a week (what college kid does that? My mom doesn't even clean that much), things like that, and demand we do it. She'd also make random rules for the house, like one day she decided that we weren't allowed to use the dishwasher anymore because it "used too much electricity" and she taped it shut. Um, fuck you, this is my house too and I'm not going to wash the dishes like the Amish if there's a perfectly good dishwasher right there.

Anyway, I tried talking to her about it a few times, and she was completely unreasonable. So I just started flat out ignoring her and her stupid demands. It pissed her off and she stopped talking to me, but I couldn't have cared less at that point. I was stoked when she moved out early.
Feb 1 2013 1:28PM
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MaxBerkowitz
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Just stop doing shit and tell him if the whiteboard isn't taken down, you dont do shit.
Feb 1 2013 1:35PM
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Stickity
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he'll stop using the whiteboard if you take control of it. then he'll either have to suffer for the semester or talk to you
Feb 1 2013 1:40PM
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B-runge
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my rando roomate (college dorm) doesnt do shit like that but he has really bad add/adhd and just talks (mostly about himself; narcissistic) all day. I swear he says 70% of everything hes thinking. Its like he need to narrate his life to everyone in our suite. Its slowly eating us all away
Feb 1 2013 2:16PM
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JAHpow
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Lost
Feb 1 2013 2:21PM
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howlongcanausern
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kick him the fuuuuck out. life is too short to deal people who choose to be passive aggressive
Feb 1 2013 2:28PM
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nagger
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hahahahaha

but let me make sure I understand this...
you are mad because your room mate is nagging you through a whiteboard instead of nagging you in person, so you make a thread about it on a forum that I'm assuming he's not a part of.

good idea your problems will probably go away soon.
Feb 1 2013 2:31PM
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chicken
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it's funny because I have a room mate who is lazy as shit and leaves his dishes on the dryer rack, slams his doors, and doesn't do shit to keep the place clean. Literally the only thing I asked him when he wanted to move in was how clean he was, and now he blames his lazyness on his old roommates

. I am so sick of asking him to do shit that I now do passive aggressive stuff like what you describe. like if he puts garbage in the garbage can without putting a bag in I will leave it in his bathroom or something.

It's not that I can't communicate to him. I did for so long. It's just that i'm fucking sick and tired of asking him to do shit. I'm not his parent. I've never had a problem living with anyone else before, but this guy just does not have any common fucking sense.

So maybe it is not totally his fault.
Feb 1 2013 2:32PM
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dreadyboy
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I feel you bro. Pretty sure I had the worst roommate I could have possibly gotten paired up with, legitimately anyone else would've been better. He was ridiculously anti-social to everyone but me and some people that tried hard to be nice to him. Like he couldn't talk to randoms at all unless they initiated conversation. He was also of the opinion that anyone he didn't know was a complete asshole and would not shut up about it. Kid had mental problems too, he's attempted suicide a few times and he told me he has a little voice telling him to do bad things...

He would never leave our room, all he did was play video games and I'm pretty sure masterbate when I wasn't there. He had liver problems and couldn't drink, so I guess me drinking and having fun on weekends made me an alcoholic in his eyes. He started getting really passive aggressive and jealous second semester cause I was sorta playing some girls that he woulda killed to be fucking. Kid also had a 15 year old girlfriend back home, and I guess me telling people (never told them she was 15) really pissed him off in case he had a chance to get some action here.

This'll sound real fucked up, but I hate the kid for making me hate him so much. Like if I found out he committed suicide I'd probably be slightly happy on the inside and I've never really hated anyone before. I've had multiple dreams where I've slit his throat and when I wake up I'm relived I don't have to deal with his body, but slightly disappointed that he's not dead.
Feb 1 2013 2:42PM
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JAHpow
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Make sure you do this in permanent marker
Feb 1 2013 2:48PM
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B-runge
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Idk if this is some red flag situation for you being fucking mental or that i've just never gotten that angry at someone
Feb 1 2013 2:52PM
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