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Huck_Norris
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Why do you call ham bacon? 

I know what bacon is, and that's not it.  Is there a national conspiracy to church up all the lackluster meat products or what???  Is an Alfa Romeo a Canadian Ferrari?  Is a solid 7 a Canadian 10?? 

I am honestly confused.  Please help me make sense of this.  It's always been a question in my mind, and I would appreciate your input. 

Jan 30 2013 4:18PM
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SupaHotFire
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Back Bacon?
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Jan 30 2013 4:19PM
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snwbrdmilf
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lulz
Jan 30 2013 4:19PM
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whoa-dere
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after i came to canada from the us i never actually found ham sold as "canadian bacon". must be only in the us
Jan 30 2013 4:20PM
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Huck_Norris
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See, that is ham.  100%. 

Jan 30 2013 4:20PM
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ConnorD
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its all the same animal.....










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Jan 30 2013 4:23PM
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paige.
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We have ham too. Ham, back bacon and normal (side?) bacon are three distinct, albeit delicious, entities. That said I've never asked for bacon and gotten back bacon, just normal bacon.
Jan 30 2013 4:24PM
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NotGhood
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that's fucking back bacon

the fuck are you talking about

I have a question for Americans:

WHY DO YOU GOD DAMN IDIOTS CALL BACK BACON HAM?
Jan 30 2013 4:24PM
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E__
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Either way I like bacon better than back bacon or ham for that matter. Especially with some maple syrup residue left over from them pancakes.
Jan 30 2013 4:27PM
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corona
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yep.


this is what we call bacon:

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and this is what we call ham:

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dumb Mexicans
Jan 30 2013 4:29PM
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snwbrdmilf
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But it tastes like ham. Not bacon. That's the thing.
Jan 30 2013 4:30PM
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Huck_Norris
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Why don't you tell us how you really feel? 

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We call it ham because it's ham.  Not to be confused with bacon under any circumstances ever. 

Jan 30 2013 4:31PM
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cope+
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Thread is lolz.
I love ham, and bacon, and baconham, and hambacon....
Jan 30 2013 4:35PM
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E__
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Your mom goes ham over my sausage.
Jan 30 2013 4:36PM
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onLINE
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question for OP

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Jan 30 2013 4:36PM
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Huck_Norris
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I have always been super lost about it as well, and totally disappointed when I'm told "Oh yeah, we have canadian bacon"

I was curious if this is also up there of if it's just those sneaky petes trying to upcharge us for "imported and exotic" snake oil meat products haha

It makes me wonder what russian bacon would be though. 

Jan 30 2013 4:38PM
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onLINE
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Real Canadian Peameal bacon is cut from the boneless loin of pork, fat is trimmed to 1/8 inch and sweet pickle cured the product was rolled in crushed/ground yellow peas to preserve freshness. No smoke used. Canadian bacon sold in the USA on the other hand is plain old lean back bacon sometimes with a coating of cornmeal. Normal bacon is cut from the belly of the hog, smoked and thin sliced.
Jan 30 2013 4:41PM
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corona
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this is what comes up when you search it:

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Jan 30 2013 4:41PM
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Huck_Norris
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Bahahahahaha...  Would that be a BacA??? 
Jan 30 2013 4:44PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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Ya no idea what you guys call Canadian bacon, but when I got bacon in the states, it looked the same just tastes shittier. Our tens are American 12s. An Alfa Romeo is an Italian Alfa Romeo, which is a car not sold in Canada. Why do Americans know next to nothing about their closest neighbor, ally, and trade partner?
Jan 30 2013 4:55PM
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Huck_Norris
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I think this is an excellent question. 

But I heard it's cold up there, which is more than enough to keep 90% of complaining 'mericans away by itself. 

I still wonder why they call it canadian bacon here though.  Hmmm...  Apparently it isn't canadians' fault though, judging from the bacon rage I've seen so far.  Glad to see you canadians take this bacon nomenclature stuff seriously too. 

Jan 30 2013 5:03PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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First of all DON'T EVER FUCK WITH OUR BACON BITCH!

Okay, now that I got that out, yes, I think Americans need to know more about us. I don't think they are dumb for not knowing, I blame an overly patriotic educational system for that. Second, I went to America. No complaints. But I am biased to still like Canada and all it stands for more.
Jan 30 2013 5:08PM
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crab_pretzel
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alfa ROMERO
Jan 30 2013 5:12PM
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jca
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this.

canadian bacon isn't ham or bacon. it's canadian bacon.
Jan 30 2013 5:12PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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Wrong. It is in fact Alfa Romeo the Italian upper mid range sports car company. Top gear kids. They seem to love them.
Jan 30 2013 5:13PM
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corona
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Jan 30 2013 5:14PM
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Gsince93
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I totally agree about the while patriotic school system that's why they don't know much about any country nor do they feel a need to care...they are so blind and it's not 100% their fault.
Jan 30 2013 9:59PM
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B.Aussie
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Actually it is you Americans who fucked it up. Australia bacon is the equivalent of 'Canadian bacon' it is seemly hard to t American bacon or what we call streaky bacon
Feb 2 2013 7:41AM
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theschneidler
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shut up u stupid amerifat
Feb 2 2013 7:56AM
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Bock
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I don't really care what you call it. I just like to eat it.
Feb 2 2013 9:27AM
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HWW
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this is bacon.


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this is ham.
Feb 2 2013 9:29AM
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Pow.yuHdig*
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there the regular stripped bacon then there is a big ol' ham

and those little disc yellowey things americans think is ham is peameal bacon and its tasty as shit

Feb 2 2013 9:51AM
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Spinoza
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I've never heard of this problem except from an American. It's really simple...


Pemeal Bacon is a special type of ham with cornmeal around it. (As per the first post)
Ham is ham.
Bacon is bacon.


Why are you making it complicated? It's easy!
Feb 2 2013 10:13AM
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steezbox
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Solid thread. As a canadian who just ate eggs and bacon for breakfast, I can assure you that the bacon looked like this:

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Though that looks a bit more fake than what I had. My bacon had more fat.

Not sure about your solid 7 comment either.
Feb 2 2013 11:46AM
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kebbek
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Are we talking about pork?

Feb 2 2013 11:48AM
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El_Barto.
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so canadians have two types of bacon. Regular and back. Us sophisticated mericans have two types of bacon, regular and canadian. Clearly murca was not graced with delicousness of "back bacon" until or brother to the north introduced it to us.

At that point our ancestors said "damn, this shits good but its got such a stupid name. I know, rather than call it 'back bacon' like a retard we will call it canadian bacon thus mocking the savages to the north."

Or something like that
Feb 2 2013 11:55AM
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Lansfield
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Friend and I made this (in Canada). Bacon weave motherfucker.
Feb 2 2013 11:58AM
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GEORGEzimmerman
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cus things in canada are just a litle bit different

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Feb 2 2013 3:21PM
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k-rob
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this again. we don't call ham bacon. americans call ham canadian bacon. it's not our fault you guys name things after us.
Feb 2 2013 3:23PM
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Funkadelic
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When I was in Italy last summer I kept asking for bacon at breakfast and they kept giving me Canadian bacon. It was driving me insane. I just wanted some damn 'murican bacon.
Feb 2 2013 3:37PM
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.Jacob
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Feb 2 2013 4:27PM
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Woodsy15
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as mentioned before, its peameal bacon.
Feb 2 2013 4:35PM
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chicken
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canadian bacon
Feb 2 2013 4:36PM
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Spinoza
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Washroom
Sofa
Poutine
Soccer-Baseball (I admit this one is lame)
Pop
Chocolate bar
Two-six
Boxing Day
Housecoat
Eves trough
Garborator
EH!
Feb 2 2013 4:42PM
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Ribss.
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Canadian Bacon
Feb 2 2013 4:47PM
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Ribss.
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Care to explain all of those but washroom, sofa, and pop?
Feb 2 2013 4:53PM
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Spinoza
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Washroom - bathroom
Sofa - couch
Poutine - French fries with cheese curds covered in hot gravy COME AT ME
Soccer-Baseball (I admit this one is lame) - Kickball
Pop - soda
Chocolate bar - Candy bar, but more specific
Two-six - a 26 ounce bottle of liquor (750ml)
Boxing Day - like Black Friday but Dec. 26
Housecoat - robe / bathrobe ('house' 'coat' haha, we're pretty literal up here)
Eves trough - gutter on your roof
Garborator - garbage disposal (in your sink)
EH! - like, to reinforce a question and/or get someone's attention. Ex: "that was a sick movie eh?"
Feb 2 2013 4:58PM
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Blake.P
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generally canadians say washroom and sofa.

dont understand pop. i've only heard it called soda there
Feb 2 2013 4:58PM
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yuck
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this. silly americans.

we dont even call backbacon/peameal bacon canadian bacon, thats just you guys
Feb 2 2013 5:08PM
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deleted5
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Oh I see so because America doesn't call it what you call it that makes us wrong. Racist
Feb 2 2013 5:13PM
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MNS
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fuck murica and it's egocentric view on cultural-norm superiority. if that makes sensE?

fuck it im drunk
Feb 2 2013 5:16PM
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